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What is there to say, other than old habits die hard :eshock:

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Think he's definitely cementing his role as the nu-era Reed/Love/Lohan role as society's favourite emotionally stunted alcoholic fuck-up. Here's a few quotes from a recent interview:

 

 

Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

 

"It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat.

 

 

It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex.

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Charlie Sheen poses with his nanny girlfriend, ex-wife and a porn star - who have ALL moved into his Hollywood mansion.

 

Sex MaSHEEN

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Charlie got a rather appropriate tattoo:

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(see story)

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High points of this interview

 

"My brain is not of this earthly realm"

 

"I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

 

"WINNING~!"

 

"The last time I took drugs I was taking more drugs than anyone has ever survived. I was snorting seven grams of cocaine"

 

"Dying's for fools"

 

"My life now is perfect."

 

"Can't is the cancer of doing"

 

"My run of partying made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children"

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Charlie is certainly making the most of his 15 minutes of fame.

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Probably had enough coke to kill Two and a half men.

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It's all over ;)

 

In other news, CBS is rumored to be in talks with Mo Khaddafy's people.

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Gentlemen, Mark your agendas!

 

 

(And in case this remark was inserted as a prank, here's the screenshot in case it gets lost.)

 

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Update:

Indeed, Charlie is gone....

 

 

 

(from that wikipedia page.) History.

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Honestly what were people expecting, they could have just stayed home and watched the same thing on youtube for free. One born every minute...

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I was knew they had something in common.

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Conveniently turns out to be battling a "pre-cancerous throat condition" after his TV show gets cancelled.

 

I've read rumours that the cancellation of the show has brought back the old days for him, you know, hookers and blow. I have a feeling there is a sex accident or half-overdose/half-suicide coming.

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I have a feeling there is a sex accident or half-overdose/half-suicide coming.

Never heard of snapped banjo string being fatal, so I'd hold out hope for the accident/suicide.

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50 years old today!!

 

I hope he celebrates it massively.

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