Joey Russ 7,228 Posted August 23, 2020 We’ve been through this before. When Kim Jong-un actually dies it’ll probably be when no one has been paying attention, just like with Kim Jong-il Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said: Honestly didnt see that one coming, I thought he was just being super cautious over COVID or something... holy shit a coma... Hard to believe it's happened again.Still he recovered quickly enough from the one he was in in April so maybe he will again ! Does anyone happen to know if it's a known medical condition that someone falls into a coma this regularly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,371 Posted August 24, 2020 The Express says he's dead, but I've not found another source to confirm it. https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1326350/kim-jong-un-dead-coma-north-korea-kim-yo-jong-takeover-kim-jong-un-health 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted August 24, 2020 I’m more likely to be dead at present than Kim Jong-un. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 859 Posted August 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Sir Creep said: I’m more likely to be dead at present than Kim Jong-un. SC We all assumed you were 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted August 26, 2020 Kim presided a Politburo meeting yesterday and did not seem in a coma at all. Pictures available on KCNA. Obviously you needed to have Coffin Lodger's IQ to believe this bullshit. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted September 1, 2020 Anti-Japanese veteran Pak Kyong-suk dead at 99. Last anti-Japanese guerrilla leader left in the whole country is Ri Yong-suk, who is 104. All females. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 10, 2020 7 hours ago, The Old Crem said: Now we know he's dead ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted September 25, 2020 Turning to another dictator apart from Trump. Mel & Kim Jong-un seems in good spirits despite the fact he is apparently dead. 'Kim Jong-un apologises for killing of South Korean official - South' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54291550 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted September 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Turning to another dictator apart from Trump. Mel & Kim Jong-un seems in good spirits despite the fact he is apparently dead. 'Kim Jong-un apologises for killing of South Korean official - South' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54291550 can he just die already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Genfærd said: can he just die already apply that to trump, xi, luwhatsenko, putin, boris etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted October 10, 2020 Welcome back baby. "Kim Jong-un unveils huge ballistic missile and threatens to ‘fully mobilise’ nuclear force" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/kim-jong-un-unveils-huge-ballistic-missile-and-threatens-to-fully-mobilise-nuclear-force/ar-BB19Tl3L?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted October 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Welcome back baby. "Kim Jong-un unveils huge ballistic missile and threatens to ‘fully mobilise’ nuclear force" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/kim-jong-un-unveils-huge-ballistic-missile-and-threatens-to-fully-mobilise-nuclear-force/ar-BB19Tl3L?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds Wouldn't be surprised if he tested it just before the US election as a goodbye present to Trump.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted October 31, 2020 Kim Il-sung's informer during the Korean War, Ra Myong-su, dies in her 80s and gets Hero treatment. Mind you, her job was to denounce counter-revolutionaries in the Army and presumably send them to the gallows, often based on thin evidence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markb4 902 Posted November 15, 2020 Here we go again: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1359568/kim-jong-un-health-fears-north-korea-kim-jong-un-dead-united-states-us-election-2020 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,171 Posted November 15, 2020 5 hours ago, markb4 said: Here we go again: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1359568/kim-jong-un-health-fears-north-korea-kim-jong-un-dead-united-states-us-election-2020 The Express just writes nonsense as click bait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,745 Posted January 8, 2021 *37 today. I wonder how long we'll have to look at this big ball of meat, alcohol and sugar kill more people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leon Brittan 294 Posted January 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, arghton said: 36 today. I wonder how long we'll have to look at this big ball of meat, alcohol and sugar kill more people 37 today my good man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,745 Posted May 11, 2021 https://www.newsweek.com/kim-jong-un-firing-squad-conductor-1590226 Kim never stops suprising me: "A recent report from a South Korean newspaper said that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ordered the execution of a choir conductor, who was allegedly shot 90 times in front of members of the public. The report also said members of the choir were forced to march past the dead body." Who's worse, Jong-un or Teodoro Mbasogo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted May 16, 2021 Brief list of living over 90 henchmen of Kim. Don't use this for deadpools as they won't die. 1)Ri Yong-suk (1916): took care of little Kim Jong-il during the Korean War and got rewarded with a place at the Supreme People's Assembly. Considered the last notable survivor of the war against Japanese. 2)Kim Yong-ju (1922): Kim Il-sung's younger brother, with an extensive history of heart disease dating back to the 70s. Last seen in full shape in 2015 and presumed to have appeared in public until some time later. Was still able to walk unaided and lost the extra weight he had in the 90s. ?)Jong Chang-ryol (1923): not seen or heard since 2010. 3)Ri Yong-mu (1925): old VMAR who still pops up at public gatherings once in a while. Rumoured to have been seriously ill in the past and had very long absences from the public eye. 4)Yang Hyong-sop (1925): former head of state who still holds considerable power. Rumoured to be ill in 2017, he actually makes frequent appearances and seems much younger than his actual age. 5)Kim Yong-nam (1928): former head of state, now quite out of the public eye, but appeared as recently as January. Nothing wrong with him apparently and lost his place due to generational reshuffle rather than failing health. 6)O Kuk-ryol (1930): DPRK cadet of a prestigious military family. Now in a wheelchair. 7)Choe Yong-rim (1930): former premier who has apparently the worst health of the group. His prolonged absences are quite unexplicable, but he managed to resurface in 2019. 8)Choe Thae-bok (1930): former speaker of the Supreme Assembly. Looks much younger than his age and won't go anytime soon. 9)Kim Il-chol (1933): sacked Minister of Defence who was rumoured to have been executed. Reappeared suddenly in 2019, visiting industries and joining Hwang Sun-hui's funeral committee. 10)Kim Ki-nam (1934): propaganda chief of the regime. 11)Hyon Chol-hae (1934): extremely frail Marshal of KPA. 12)Pak Ui-chun (1935): former Foreign minister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted May 16, 2021 2 hours ago, drol said: Brief list of living over 90 henchmen of Kim. Don't use this for deadpools as they won't die. Unless they fall foul of the Supreme Leader of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,745 Posted June 9, 2021 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/09/kim-jong-un-apparent-weight-loss-prompts-speculation-over-north-korean-leaders-health Has lost some weight. Probably nothing but could be health-related. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
