Sean 6,330 Posted April 30, 2014 Out of medical interest does anyone know how you can live without a pancreas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 30, 2014 Umm. I guess he can keep the parts of his pancreas that isn't cancerified and stuff. If this is true it's a real kick in the teeth for the DL committee. *stifles laughter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted April 30, 2014 They said they are taking all of his pancreas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 30, 2014 Oh yeah whoops, I didn't quite read that right. I guess, erm... a donor will provide a new pancreas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted April 30, 2014 Lacking a pancreas complicates but doesn't have to end a life. Link: http://www.pancreatitis-treatments-and-symptoms.com/2013/06/how-long-can-you-live-without-your.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted May 7, 2014 They said they are taking all of his pancreas ALL OF YOUR PANCREAS ARE BELONG TO US!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted May 10, 2014 Latest on Wilko Doctors caring for Wilko at Addenbrooke's Hospital have said they are extremely pleased with the way he has recovered post op despite the magnitude and complexity of his nine hour operation. Wilko has been complication free so far and has made what they describe as 'rapid progress'. Although still early days in his recovery, doctors are very encouraged by the extent of his progress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted May 13, 2014 Roger plans to record another album with Wilko. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27389954 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted May 13, 2014 Roger plans to record another album with Wilko. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27389954 I wasn't that impressed with Roger's singing on the one that's just been released. Wilko's playing sounded damn good though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2014 He should write a song that's basically a subtle "up yours" to deadpoolers and include it on the album. Give it one of those subtle titles that's a subtle dig at somebody, y'know like "Haha, Fooled You, I'm Not Actually Dying You Bunch of Cunts!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 13, 2014 He should write a song that's basically a subtle "up yours" to deadpoolers and include it on the album. Give it one of those subtle titles that's a subtle dig at somebody, y'know like "Haha, Fooled You, I'm Not Actually Dying You Bunch of Cunts!" Totally agree with all of the above, then he gets Vera Lynn as guest vocalist on that track. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2014 At the rate this year is going, maybe we should be expecting them all to fucking appear together in a huge Do-They-Know-It's-Christmas-style video any day now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 13, 2014 Aye, I can just hear Bono singing "And there won't be a pancreas in Wilko this Christmas ... Woah-a-whoah"... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2014 "Flee the wooooorld, don't they know it's Deathlist time?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 13, 2014 Aye, I can just hear Bono singing "And there won't be a pancreas in Wilko this Christmas ... Woah-a-whoah"... Comedy gold, I salute you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2014 Hey... I came up with the original idea! He was just piggybacking! So much for "independence"....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 13, 2014 Hey... I came up with the original idea! He was just piggybacking! So much for "independence"....... Your just an 'ideas man' Dr......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 13, 2014 Yeah and I've got an idea involving you, a pair of jumper cables, a car battery and something that happened once on an episode of WWE RAW (or was it SummerSlam or something, I dunno) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted May 14, 2014 Hey... I came up with the original idea! He was just piggybacking! So much for "independence"....... Yeah, but we tried singing that pancreas line out loud in the office and everyone fell about! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted May 14, 2014 Aye, I can just hear Bono singing "And there won't be a pancreas in Wilko this Christmas ... Woah-a-whoah"... Sorry to be pedantic, but wasn't that Boy Georges line? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 14, 2014 The youngsters won't know who boy George is.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 14, 2014 The youngsters won't know who boy George is.. He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted May 14, 2014 The youngsters won't know who boy George is.. He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? That sounds more like George Michael. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 14, 2014 The youngsters won't know who boy George is.. He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? That sounds more like George Michael. *Doh* Boy George is the other one right come-a-come-chameleon ... Maybe we could get him to do an autoerotic asphyxiation cover of it cum-a-cum-a-croaking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted May 14, 2014 The youngsters won't know who boy George is.. He's the drink driving car crashing literally and metaphorically hasbeen right? That sounds more like George Michael. *Doh* Boy George is the other one right come-a-come-chameleon ... Maybe we could get him to do an autoerotic asphyxiation cover of it cum-a-cum-a-croaking He was the one who was arrested for imprisioning a rent boy in his flat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
