Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 22, 2013 In labour the now. some women can be in labour for 24 to 36 hours right ? I don't know anything about such things, but they just said on the news that it will be anything from one to twenty-four hours. The race for a sweep winner narrows to either yourself or YouWantIceWithThat. Your tactics of nominating the two latest dates in the sweep have paid off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 22, 2013 Best person to ask is Lard. No doubt she'll regale that she spent a week in labour and when she came out of hospital she smashed her glorified sperm donor partner's head in with a mallet and buried him the garden. ...with all the others. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 22, 2013 In labour the now. Will be Liberal by the end of the day and back to a hard line tory by dawn tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted July 22, 2013 my pick of 23rd of july is looking good though might be a little later im thinking. I was considering the 23rd simply because it's my nephew's birthday. but forgot to post anything on here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,469 Posted July 22, 2013 I watched about half an hour of CNN last night, all they did was show a short news reel of previous royal births then cut back to reporters interviewing each other on the first time they covered the story of a royal baby and how long had they been waiting this time around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 22, 2013 Best person to ask is Lard. No doubt she'll regale that she spent a week in labour and when she came out of hospital she smashed her glorified sperm donor partner's head in with a mallet and buried him the garden. ...with all the others. How bloody rude First kid 11 hours, second kid 4.5 hours (with a little help from some drugs shoved up my flange). Sperm donor one has not been seen since I smacked him in the mouth at 7 months pregnant (kid is now nearly 20) - sperm donor two is currently failing at his third marriage. And bloody typical of the Royal Mudflaps to open when I've spent most of today in hospital with a dodgy wifi connection! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 22, 2013 in hospital with a dodgy wifi connection Is that treatable? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 22, 2013 I just woke up (it is 3:30 am down here) expecting to read all about it and it still isn't born! Maybe they should move that live webcam and point it at Kate's nether regions until something comes out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 22, 2013 Not that I've been checking it most of the day or anything.......because I have so many other better things to do.......... Could be worse. A number of people have had their photo taken in front of the Lindo wing's doors...they are the real saddos. No doubt Elspeth was amongst them. It is apparently "as exciting as being inside a washing machine" for them... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-23/media-frenzy-in-london-as-world-waits-for-royal-baby-news/4836640 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 22, 2013 I have just deduced that the so called 'live' link that I have been watching is in fact delayed by around 15 seconds. I am outraged. In other news, they have been interviewing random bucket-cunts at a maternity unit in Liverpool today - earlier they said to one new mum 'so were you hoping that your son would be born on the same day as the royal baby', to which the mum replied 'no'. TAKE THAT, YOU SKY NEWS TWATS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 22, 2013 I , for one, hope the wean is fit, healthy, and black. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 22, 2013 A boy, born at 424pm, 8lb 6oz. Named Winston. Possibly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 22, 2013 So it'll be three kings in a row. Unless there's a revolution... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfect Passing 277 Posted July 22, 2013 A Baby Boy! Suprised about the boy bit, but not so much about the baby bit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 22, 2013 I was close on the time! Just got the day, sex and weight wrong....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 22, 2013 A boy, born at 424pm, 8lb 6oz. Named Winston. Possibly. After the dad, as I said......black. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted July 22, 2013 On the bright side, there will be no Queen Diana. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,669 Posted July 22, 2013 I wonder if they'll call him 'Kong'? At least we'll have a King Kong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,373 Posted July 22, 2013 I wonder if they'll call him 'Kong'? At least we'll have a King Kong. Explains why this guy was outside the building... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 22, 2013 July 22nd 18.43pm Girl ; Diana somewhere in the name as well as Victoria Congratulations to our winner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted July 22, 2013 Assuming the lad makes it to at least 90 like his great-granddad, we should mark him down for the 2103 DeathList. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted July 22, 2013 I'm struggling to find adequate words to express my complete and utter disinterest in this 'royal event'. The BBC as usual is shamelessly kissing royal arse, the sooner the royals and the BBC go the way of the Dodo the better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,669 Posted July 22, 2013 I'm struggling to find adequate words to express my complete and utter disinterest in this 'royal event'. The BBC as usual is shamelessly kissing royal arse, the sooner the royals and the BBC go the way of the Dodo the better. Don't you mean Dodi? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 22, 2013 Feminists will be a bit dismayed that this means when Lizzie dies there won't be another queen on the throne in our lifetimes.Not unless the new baby turns out to be gay .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
