Guest Guest Posted January 12, 2014 Actress Alexandra Basterdo of Champions fame has died tonight. http://www.digitalsp...es-aged-67.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 12, 2014 Actress Alexandra Basterdo of Champions fame has died tonight. http://www.digitalsp...es-aged-67.html Do me a favour? Fuck off. Now. It was posted on this thread 5 (yes, FIVE) hours ago. If there's ever a case of stopping fucktard guests posting, this is it. Also it's a shame you don't know how to spell her name I know, I know..... Don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,586 Posted January 12, 2014 Banning guests from posting should have been DL's New Year resolution... 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 12, 2014 Banning guests from posting should have been DL's New Year resolution... This. We need to ban the fucktard guests now, for the sake of this forum, I might stop visiting this site if guests aren't banned immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted January 13, 2014 Felix Glenny whom Sharron Osborne made news for donating money to so that he could get married appears to have passed away. http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 13, 2014 Oh, bloody hell, another part of my childhood has gone. Her, alongside Annette Andre, were the two blonde bombshells of British TV in the 60s, Fuck. Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s). To be fair Lardy, some seventies wank fodder could now be in their seventies! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 13, 2014 Oh, bloody hell, another part of my childhood has gone. Her, alongside Annette Andre, were the two blonde bombshells of British TV in the 60s, Fuck. Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s). You are a massive bastard!! Come on Lardy, help the aged...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted January 13, 2014 Oh, bloody hell, another part of my childhood has gone. Her, alongside Annette Andre, were the two blonde bombshells of British TV in the 60s, Fuck. Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s). To be fair Lardy, some seventies wank fodder could now be in their seventies! Anouska Hempel & Britt Ekland to name but 2. Gabrielle Drake is only 69 though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted January 13, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Flag 84 Posted January 13, 2014 Felix Glenny, cancer campaigner/victim who numbered Sharon Osbourne amongst his supporters. Obit chances were always unsure on this but Huffington Post are already in there: http://www.huffingto...l?utm_hp_ref=uk First hit for a few DDP contenders - Living End, Misers, Star Dust You'll find he's also attending the Carkers Convention once that team gets unpacked. Isn't that your team? Hence why I didn't mention it - thought it was implicit in your post. Sorry about that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 13, 2014 Actor John Horsley has died at 91 ,berst known as the doc in The Rise and fall of Reginald Perrin and other comedies http://www.chortle.c...ins_doctor_dies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 13, 2014 Actor John Horsley has died at 91 ,berst known as the doc in The Rise and fall of Reginald Perrin and other comedies http://www.chortle.c...ins_doctor_dies mentioned 2 hours ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 13, 2014 Actor John Horsley has died at 91 ,berst known as the doc in The Rise and fall of Reginald Perrin and other comedies http://www.chortle.c...ins_doctor_dies mentioned 2 hours ago I know but I thought I'd post it again anyway to piss off Paul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! I noticed that. I also noticed Rolf Harris's wife in a wheelchair.......(one of my unique picks on the DDP ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! I noticed that. I also noticed Rolf Harris's wife in a wheelchair.......(one of my unique picks on the DDP ) Noticed that as well. Just wondering if there's some kind of political conspiracy theory going on, like a good day to bury bad news? All the judges being told when to open the trials? Just sayin' like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 14, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! I noticed that. I also noticed Rolf Harris's wife in a wheelchair.......(one of my unique picks on the DDP ) Noticed that as well. Just wondering if there's some kind of political conspiracy theory going on, like a good day to bury bad news? All the judges being told when to open the trials? Just sayin' like. It was quite ridiculous seeing the new coverage wheeling the four of them on the top stories followed by inflation reaches target, French PM admits having affair and Cameron supports paying frackers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted January 14, 2014 P.sure "kids being raped" is a bigger story than "French man has consensual sex". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted January 15, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! I noticed that. I also noticed Rolf Harris's wife in a wheelchair.......(one of my unique picks on the DDP ) It was seeing Bob Holness in a wheel chair at Johnny Dankworth's funeral that put me onto him but it took him something like sixteen months to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 15, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Yeah, but the money I raised for "Children In Need" made it all worth it. KIDS AS WELL! SOMEONE CALL YEWTREE! Today not one, not two, but THREE stars appeared before the beak. DLT, Rolf and Bill Roache, whadda the chances of that, eh!!!! To top it all, Freddie Starr was also rearrested. Jesus wept!!!! I noticed that. I also noticed Rolf Harris's wife in a wheelchair.......(one of my unique picks on the DDP ) You are deffo on form Lardy. If I had a pair of tits, Id never need a woman i would have laughed em orft! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted January 16, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Being over 60 would qualify me to bone a woman of similar age. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! As for sticking ones 'gentleman-sausage' into a full can of beans.. well, again, don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! Beanbonker virgin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 16, 2014 The trouble with boning a woman over 60 is that it's like sticking ones cock into a can of baked beans. Not pleasant. To make such a deduction you must have both boned a woman over 60 AND stuck your cock in a can of baked beans. Sicko. Being over 60 would qualify me to bone a woman of similar age. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! As for sticking ones 'gentleman-sausage' into a full can of beans.. well, again, don't knock it 'til you've tried it ! Beanbonker virgin. Forgive me, I did not realise you were a chap of such vintage years As for sticking my knob in a can of baked beans, if I had one*, I probably would give it a go, just for laughs. *A cock, that is, not a can of beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
