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12 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

53 Coined the Peter Falk has Alzheimers line 

Now, who was he again?

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54. His favorite Christmas special is We Wish You A Turtle Christmas.

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3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Now, who was he again?

 

55. De Cuellar played the 12th incarnation of Peter Falk. On leaving, he was replaced by Peter Capaldi, and then gave a scathing interview to Digital Spy.

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56 Is secretly immortal.Although he got given the secret by Clive Dunn.

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57. He was the original choice to play grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine.

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58. Also known as the inventor of The Clapper. Clap on - Clap off - The Clapper! (Does the phrase: The Clap, mean VD in British English like it does in American English? Just curious.)

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59. His mother is still alive at 111 and, oh, so fat.

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60. His father was Richard Nixon, who became a father at 7 years of age.

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61. His daughter-in-law was diagnosed with stage IV colon cancer in 2015 and the chemo stopped working about three months ago.

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1 minute ago, gcreptile said:

61. His daughter-in-law was diagnosed with stage IV colon cancer in 2015 and the chemo stopped working about three months ago.

62. His daughter in law's name is Julia Perez de Cuellar, meaning that DeathImpends can start a Julia Perez DDP pick streak.

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63. He was diagnosed with AIDS in the 1960s, but due to some unknown powers, he's still living to this day. 

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64. Was hit by a train in 2005 and immediately got up and went to work.

65. Two days later everyone in that train mysteriously disappered 

66. Would often go on drunk adventures with his grandson.

67. His grandson made a tv show based on his experience called "rick and morty"

68. It was orginally called "Justin and Javier" 

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69. There are  rumours going around that he has a cauliflower dick. (This has nothing to do with his father being Dick Nixon - see comment number 60.)

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70. In the 80s, he was involved he some gay clubs.

(got ninja'd for 69 <_<)

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13 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

67. His grandson made a tv show based on his experience called "rick and morty"

 

I already knew you were a fan, so I just leave this here:

 

 

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71. He is the famous Umbrella Man that stood in front of the JFK Limo at Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963.

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4 minutes ago, The Ashes Urn said:

71. He is the famous Umbrella Man that stood in front of the JFK Limo at Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963.

I thought that was George H. W. Bush. Silly me.

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72. It has now been 12 years since he was awarded the best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe.

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73. Almost died of autoerotic-asphyxiation in a Thailand hotel.

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74. He meet personally Forrest Gump and have a couple of pints with him in a bar of Laos during the Vietnam war.

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75. He shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy.

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8 minutes ago, msc said:

75. He shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy.

76. He didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world was turning.

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77. He read the news today about the lucky man who made the grave...

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78. He had a decades long affair with Chris Hansen

79. He won his position of Peruvian prime minister by shagging the entire female population of voters.

80. The song gangum style is based on his life.

 

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81 He co-wrote the lyrics to the Robert Miles hit Children

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