Joey Russ 7,228 Posted April 28, 2018 Oh wait. I meant to post it in the DL Status Update threads, but realized I posted it in the very wrong thread. Can a kind mod please move the posts to the right thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 28, 2018 Lololol your birthday was December. Lol then it was march I think. Nice try Zorders 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted April 29, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 30, 2018 On 04/29/2018 at 19:05, runebomme said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43921050 Wee Jum found 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/20/2018 at 22:06, charon said: Ayyyyé he was right with the spelling "Arean" , by fuck you troll even more shite than I do. Effort. Is this any better? Idyllic sea cruise and a new bold view on Winston Churchill! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSL6MkZpvQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 1, 2018 4 hours ago, bladan said: Is this any better? Idyllic sea cruise and a new bold view on Winston Churchill! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSL6MkZpvQ Perhaps. If I could understand fucking Finnish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted May 2, 2018 18 hours ago, charon said: Perhaps. If I could understand fucking Finnish. It's easy, you just need to learn ten words understand=tajuu fucking=vitun Nazi=natsi gay=homo shit=paska I=mä you=sä not=en word=sanaa that=tosta Example. If you want to say "I don't understand a fucking word of that, you gay Nazi shit" that would be "mä en tajuu vitun sanaa tosta sä homo natsi paska". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted May 2, 2018 you forgot one perkele Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted May 2, 2018 34 minutes ago, runebomme said: you forgot one perkele I know, that is the eleventh word (meaning the devil) and 11 is the number of the devil in numerology. Now you all have complete mastery of Finnish because we use only 11 words. Hence "Perkele! mä en tajuu vitun sanaa tosta sä homo natsi paska" must be the final truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted May 2, 2018 this is the realm of death devil has no power here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted May 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, runebomme said: this is the realm of death devil has no power here I have been a seeker since 1989 when my kundalini awakened. Death is union with devil. A dance with the god of death. Yoga means literally "union with the divine". What is divine? The devil. No one has seen him. Even Jesus Christ was seen but no one has seen the devil. Just as Poe wrote in his Red Death: when you see him you die. I agree with the gnostics: every soul is female Jesus Christ was material- composed of atoms. We are material, composed of atoms. We must die. Jesus Christ had to die. Not devil who is deathless. We must die and meet our bridegroom. As written in the New Testament. The material world is material and everything in Nature is identical with itself. Hence Jesus Christ is the material world! Who is the virgin who gives birth to him? It is you and me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted May 2, 2018 death is the master of nothingness devil is the master of pain worshiped by many in error Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted May 2, 2018 23 minutes ago, runebomme said: death is the master of nothingness devil is the master of pain worshiped by many in error No. Life is the master of pain. Devil has never lived, how could he be the master of pain? How could anyone who hasn't ever driven a car could be a master car mechanic? We are masters of pain and it is the devil who must learn from us. It is us who must unite with devil. Everyone here feels to drive a car which is our body. Not devil. He can't feel pain because he has no body. He has everybody – us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted May 2, 2018 a point worth remembrance but as such the devil is the leaded end of the stick which one only sees after signing the contract but the true understanding of death sets us free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted May 2, 2018 ain't that a blessing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted May 3, 2018 http://www.didthanoskill.me/ FYI, I was slained by him. And no, refreshing the page won’t give you the answer you want... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted May 3, 2018 I leave this with no comment, except that we've all been there, right? https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/992006545473966082.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 4, 2018 16 hours ago, time said: I leave this with no comment, except that we've all been there, right? https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/992006545473966082.html Oh I'll be happy to relay one from three weeks ago. Go to the morning safety meeting and the Tool Pusher (man in charge of the oil rig crew) says we are pulling pipe out of the hole because the drilling motor failed and jammed up, then slams a plastic pull tab thingy from a 5-gal chemical canister on the table and blames the rig crew for dropping it into the mud pits, and of course it ends up at the bottom of the hole and the rest is history. I didn't say shit of course, but I knew we (we are 3rd party services) also had a canister above the pits, and after the meeting I checked and yes, our pull tab thingy was missing. So it cost us an entire day of progress, and rigs are about $40000/day, so there you go! I got that canister outta there ASAP sight unseen, into the bin. No one the wiser. I also got to sit around for 12 hours collecting pay doing nothing, so I got a reward too! SC 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted May 5, 2018 Deadpool and Celine Dion slay social media http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44004297 What have site members been up to to warrant this headline? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,976 Posted May 5, 2018 Nurse poses for sexy* selfie while her patient is dying: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nurse-who-posed-sexy-selfie-12483936 *your mileage may vary After the selfie she tried to have cocaine delivered to her. Oh, and she doesn't want to return to work and is "in ill health". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 5, 2018 Love the tats and different coulered nails. Whit a cow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted May 5, 2018 Obviously staged but still clever and funny for all that 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted May 5, 2018 Hmm, Benny's going to have take one for the team (and Deathlist) then. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
