TQR 14,462 Posted August 24, 2018 Married couple in China struggled to conceive for four years, told by doctor it was because they were having anal sex. EDIT: I know it looks odd having a link labelled 'anal' but it is just a link to a story in the Mail, honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 24, 2018 Well it was two men.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 24, 2018 5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Married couple in China struggled to conceive for four years, told by doctor it was because they were having anal sex. EDIT: I know it looks odd having a link labelled 'anal' but it is just a link to a story in the Mail, honest. stubbornness is not always a virtue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,755 Posted August 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, runebomme said: stubbornness is not always a virtue Yes it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,755 Posted August 24, 2018 5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Married couple in China struggled to conceive for four years, told by doctor it was because they were having anal sex. EDIT: I know it looks odd having a link labelled 'anal' but it is just a link to a story in the Mail, honest. To be honest? I'd sooner have a link to "anal sex weekly, you know it makes sense up de bum" than the daily mail. YMMV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 25, 2018 33 minutes ago, En Passant said: To be honest? I'd sooner have a link to "anal sex weekly, you know it makes sense up de bum" than the daily mail. YMMV. its not a sin if you don't take pleasure in it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 28, 2018 Never before released photos from a legendary trip? https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-10362257?origin=rss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 29, 2018 Dwarf banned from a cooking course as he'd just get under folks feet. https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/27/dwarf-banned-from-college-cooking-course-because-he-would-get-under-peoples-feet-7885435/?ito=article.amp.share.top.twitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,071 Posted August 29, 2018 2 hours ago, charon said: Dwarf banned from a cooking course as he'd just get under folks feet. https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/27/dwarf-banned-from-college-cooking-course-because-he-would-get-under-peoples-feet-7885435/?ito=article.amp.share.top.twitter Dashing his hopes and dreams of being a short order cook. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 29, 2018 8 hours ago, charon said: Dwarf banned from a cooking course as he'd just get under folks feet. https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/27/dwarf-banned-from-college-cooking-course-because-he-would-get-under-peoples-feet-7885435/?ito=article.amp.share.top.twitter it would make a good YouTube video, a dwarf gets trodden on and then a large pot of hot stew gets chucked at every one around Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 30, 2018 14 minutes ago, bladan said: a slow day? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, runebomme said: a slow day? Try it. It could be a message from God, or just great poetry. The ball was turned to for a long time off the ball... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted August 30, 2018 17 minutes ago, bladan said: Try it. It could be a message from God, or just great poetry. The ball was turned to for a long time off the ball... maybe its a message from the devil concerning testicular ailments Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,093 Posted August 30, 2018 1 hour ago, bladan said: Get a fucking life! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted August 31, 2018 A husband rented a van, broke into a failing funeral parlour in Rochester, Kent and stole his mother-in-law's body to take to a different undertaker; all without telling his wife. That's @maryportfuncity's neck of the woods. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117331/Husband-broke-funeral-parlour-stole-mother-laws-CORPSE.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 31, 2018 Doors of perception! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, bladan said: Doors of perception! Load of tosh mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Load of tosh mate. No it isn't - instead of Tour Tour Tour you get interesting messages from God. Choose Tamil or Telugu then translate. If you get kamikaze "Tour Tour Tour" then just increase the amount of doors- very soon you get a message Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 31, 2018 I mean, my next flat has 90 m2 and three bedrooms - top that. Google told me what to do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted August 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, bladan said: No it isn't - instead of Tour Tour Tour you get interesting messages from God. Choose Tamil or Telugu then translate. If you get kamikaze "Tour Tour Tour" then just increase the amount of doors- very soon you get a message Okay, master blad. I tried Telugu. This definitely works. I feel guided, I feel at ease with the world. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Okay, master blad. I tried Telugu. This definitely works. I feel guided, I feel at ease with the world. No, no. To get interesting messages from God, just type "door" or "ball" about 30 times, then choose Tamil or Telugu then Google translate. You indeed get real messages - Hallelujah! thank you God. Finally I have found you after 56 years of seeking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,267 Posted August 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, bladan said: No, no. To get interesting messages from God, just type "door" or "ball" about 30 times, then choose Tamil or Telugu then Google translate. You indeed get real messages - Hallelujah! thank you God. Finally I have found you after 56 years of seeking Er, if your magic code thingy has messages that both believe in god and messages that denies god, then that’s not going to convert certain people, aren’t they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted August 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Er, if your magic code thingy has messages that both believe in god and messages that denies god, then that’s not going to convert certain people, aren’t they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,462 Posted August 31, 2018 49 minutes ago, bladan said: No, no. To get interesting messages from God, just type "door" or "ball" about 30 times, then choose Tamil or Telugu then Google translate. You indeed get real messages - Hallelujah! thank you God. Finally I have found you after 56 years of seeking In my excitement and keenness to seek God's message to me, I couldn't decide whether to go for 'door' or 'ball', so I outsmarted him and went for both. Now I feel all powerful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
