TQR 14,396 Posted April 30, 2022 This month in Tory (not including their leader): 2 April - David Warburton MP suspended for sexual harassment and drug use 11 April - Imran Khan MP guilty of child sex assault 23 April - Unnamed Tory MP(s) brief MoS an Angela Rayner smear to help create a horrendous, desperate, misogynistic front page 28 April - Jamie Wallis MP charged with careless driving & not reporting a crash 28 April - Matt Hancock MP’s care home discharge policy during the pandemic found to be unlawful and the cause of up to 20k deaths, he then lies about not having facts he’s on record as having from the start 29 April - Neil Parish MP suspended for watching porn in Parliament 29 April - Baroness Michelle Mone’s home raided by police for PPE fraud, Michael Gove MP also linked The “party of law & order” there. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,602 Posted April 30, 2022 If only Parish had seen this, no need for bizarre tractor stories then! "dissapointed"! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted April 30, 2022 Neil Parish’s search history reveals how easy it is to accidentally end up on lewd sites: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,602 Posted May 4, 2022 Cassetteboy, hot of the press 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 5, 2022 It’s very early but so far in the few wards that have been counted, Labour have lost a little bit of the share of the vote just as the Tories have. We may yet see plenty of happy Independents and Lib Dems nationwide, and both main parties enjoying a bin fire of leadership dissatisfaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,472 Posted May 6, 2022 9 hours ago, TQR said: It’s very early but so far in the few wards that have been counted, Labour have lost a little bit of the share of the vote just as the Tories have. We may yet see plenty of happy Independents and Lib Dems nationwide, and both main parties enjoying a bin fire of leadership dissatisfaction. It's very early still but Labour won the Tory flagship London councils as expected, and also Barnet (quite good going given how toxic they were there 2 years ago), but have also won in Cumberland where they did notoriously shite under Miliband and Corbyn. I didn't expect Workington and Carlisle going Labour. Lib Dems continue to feast on Tory votes in the south of the country. Scotland/Wales/N Ireland still to declare. Red Wall pretty much level with 2018 voting, which was before the collapse there. First step forward for Labour in a long time, but they've got a lot of work still to do. Obviously the Mail/Tory leaks of 800 seat losses were utter bollocks. But I think most of us knew that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, time said: Oh no! I hope its not Sir Electoral Credibility 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, time said: Oh no! He’s really changed her tune in the past year or so. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 6, 2022 CoffinLodger = time ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 6, 2022 Labour has taken Barnet, in a shock blow to the Tory party’s Michael Fabricant. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 10, 2022 “Who wrote this fucking drivel?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted May 10, 2022 51 minutes ago, TQR said: “Who wrote this fucking drivel?” It reminded me of Roy Hattersley's appearance on HIGNFY. You know what i mean "the tub of lard" one. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 10, 2022 I did enjoy the sarcasm with which he delivered the speech. It was as if he was reading it to a laughing audience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 11, 2022 Merciful god. Yeah, good boy Charlie. You sat down like a good boy and read aloud. And you didn’t wet yourself. Well done youngun. 73 year old man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,472 Posted May 11, 2022 1 minute ago, TQR said: Merciful god. Yeah, good boy Charlie. You sat down like a good boy and read aloud. And you didn’t wet yourself. Well done youngun. 73 year old man. From a non royal/republican pov, it's fascinating to see the usual press suspects go from years of "Barmy Prince has woke sons, mad green ideas, was mean to Saint Diana of Our Hearts (formerly The People's Jezebel ruining Britain with her whoredom 1994-97 TM) to suddenly twigging he's going to be the King in the near future. The U-turn to "he's going to be the King, suck up to him" is hilarious. I'm sure similar things happened in 1898-1901 with playboy don Teddy becoming statesman future king Edward. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,582 Posted May 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, msc said: From a non royal/republican pov, it's fascinating to see the usual press suspects go from years of "Barmy Prince has woke sons, mad green ideas, was mean to Saint Diana of Our Hearts (formerly The People's Jezebel ruining Britain with her whoredom 1994-97 TM) to suddenly twigging he's going to be the King in the near future. The U-turn to "he's going to be the King, suck up to him" is hilarious. I'm sure similar things happened in 1898-1901 with playboy don Teddy becoming statesman future king Edward. "As true King my reign began, though I was now older than your Nan" From the Horrible Histories George IV Song 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,472 Posted May 11, 2022 Just now, Bibliogryphon said: "As true King my reign began, though I was now older than your Nan" From the Horrible Histories George IV Song The only one of their songs I remember is "Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived." Wrong age. Mind you, I do still remember most of the Animaniacs Presidents song ("James Garfield someone really hated, coz he was assassinated") despite it being 4 Presidents out of date now. And the Monkey Song, which only told us that we don't know what to say the monkeys wont do. Come to think of it, Yakko's World song is probably very out of date now too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, TQR said: The real Queen's speech! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,396 Posted May 11, 2022 36 minutes ago, Redrumours said: The real Queen's speech! Yep, I suspect Charlie was involved in both 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted May 12, 2022 How it started How it went How it ended Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
