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Well done to our very own Death Watch Beatle (Brown Bread) who has had four hits in about a month

and rocketed up in equal 7th place. Respect! :D

 

I'm slowly inching out of the top ten.... :)

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So I guess the DDP will still be staying on giving points in a banded layout, but with the lower band starting at aged 16 and rigged to giving more value to young ill people that those who die in old age.

 

I was going to add one or two further suggestions should they run with the 125 point hit minus age.

 

The only trouble with that suggestion is so many people fudge their age their would be a big argument about how many points should be awarded.

For example this year, Lou Rawls, Al Lewis, Charlie Williams, to name just three. Then there's those who we don't know the birthdates for... I think it's better in the bands, saves a lot of arguments...

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Just had this Email from the DDP:-

 

 

OK, it's been a week since we canvassed your opinions, and the initial

flood of responses has slowed to a trickle, so thanks for all your

votes, and the decisions on next year's rules & scoring are as

follows...

 

Firstly, under-16s (rather than under-18s) will be banned from being

picked. Voting was split pretty much 50-50 on this question, so we

decided to go for a compromise. As someone pointed out, 16 is the age

when people can (in the UK at least) legally buy cigarettes to set

themselves on the way to the grave, so it seems an appropriate cutoff

point!

 

Secondly, about 85% of you voted for the new scoring system, so that's

carried, with some changes to the age bands, including 2 new ones to

award fewer points for really ancient coffin-dodgers: 16-29 years: 12

points

30-49: 10

50-59: 9

60-69: 8

70-79: 7

80-89: 6

90-99: 5

100-109: 4

110+: 3

 

Most of you seemed to like the proposed bonuses, so they'll be as

previously described, i.e.:

+1 point for a unique pick

+2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month

+3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not execution)

+5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day

Joker: Take the total of all the above and double it.

 

Enjoy the rest of DDP2006, and all of you will be receiving invites to

join the '07 competition shortly!

 

- SB & RK

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Just had this Email from the DDP:-

 

 

OK, it's been a week since we canvassed your opinions, and the initial

flood of responses has slowed to a trickle, so thanks for all your

votes, and the decisions on next year's rules & scoring are as

follows...

 

Firstly, under-16s (rather than under-18s) will be banned from being

picked. Voting was split pretty much 50-50 on this question, so we

decided to go for a compromise. As someone pointed out, 16 is the age

when people can (in the UK at least) legally buy cigarettes to set

themselves on the way to the grave, so it seems an appropriate cutoff

point!

 

Secondly, about 85% of you voted for the new scoring system, so that's

carried, with some changes to the age bands, including 2 new ones to

award fewer points for really ancient coffin-dodgers: 16-29 years: 12

points

30-49: 10

50-59: 9

60-69: 8

70-79: 7

80-89: 6

90-99: 5

100-109: 4

110+: 3

 

Most of you seemed to like the proposed bonuses, so they'll be as

previously described, i.e.:

+1 point for a unique pick

+2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month

+3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not execution)

+5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day

Joker: Take the total of all the above and double it.

 

Enjoy the rest of DDP2006, and all of you will be receiving invites to

join the '07 competition shortly!

 

- SB & RK

 

 

Its not too bad, I think we can get over the horror of not picking 80-somethings at least, seeing as

statistically, they are more likely to cark it than the under fifties...

Carry on as normal then... :)

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Well done to our very own Death Watch Beatle (Brown Bread) who has had four hits in about a month

and rocketed up in equal 7th place. Respect! :P

 

Thanks for that DDT, I was away last week and made a point of reading no newspaper, watching no TV and having no internet access so the email from the DDP was a much appreciated welcome home present.

 

By the way, the moon is lovely this time of year.

 

DWB :P

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I've asked the question elsewhere in the forum about the DDP lower age limit for the stated reasons. I would like to answer myself here so to speak. Might it be better if we did not use either the 16 or 18 year old minimums this next year but that of 17 (on the 1st of January) to remove the moral question being raised in this site?

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General Pinochet dies

 

Congratulations to the 66 teams that selected General Pinochet.

 

Especially to teams Dead Beat, Don't Fear (The Reaper) and Team DJB, who seleted his as their joker.

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Yes.

I got that email too...

 

Ali - 16 is a decent enough cut off age. Not like there is much of a difference between a 16 and 18 year old (except for the obvious 2 years).

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Only Brown Bread and myself reside in the top ten without scoring joker points... :)

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Much to my immense surprise, and relief, I am still (just) in the Top 10, as equal 10th.

 

I'd be chuffed with that, if still the same on 31st Dec, not least as this year has been more luck than anything.

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Much to my immense surprise, and relief, I am still (just) in the Top 10, as equal 10th.

 

I'd be chuffed with that, if still the same on 31st Dec, not least as this year has been more luck than anything.

 

Who on your list that's left do you think might snuff it by the years' end?

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Who on your list that's left do you think might snuff it by the years' end?

Astor, Papon & Shamir would be my best bets, Papon perhaps the most.

 

I would've said del Toro but I can't see him going right after Hardy & Bolden.

 

Ford, Allingham, Rolt and Shriver maybe outside chance.

 

Michael Foot, Mohammed Zahir Shah & Phil Taylor - no chance. All will be alive come Jan 1st.

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According to this, Dame Helen Gardner died in 1986.

 

The name is spelled differently (twice in the same article), but it seems to be the same ex-old lady.

 

Not so sure... Wrongipedia says that that Helen Gardner was born in 1908 and they seem to have different occupations.

 

Either way, not worth the risk of picking her I'd think.

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According to this, Dame Helen Gardner died in 1986.

 

The name is spelled differently (twice in the same article), but it seems to be the same ex-old lady.

 

Not so sure... Wrongipedia says that that Helen Gardner was born in 1908 and they seem to have different occupations.

 

Either way, not worth the risk of picking her I'd think.

Well according to the same source, that is the same lady who was a witness at the Lady Chatterley trial.

It'd be more likely for a literary critic to do that than the Chief Clerk of Buck Pal.

 

So if they are two different people, the DDP people have got them confused too.

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According to this, Dame Helen Gardner died in 1986.

 

The name is spelled differently (twice in the same article), but it seems to be the same ex-old lady.

 

Not so sure... Wrongipedia says that that Helen Gardner was born in 1908 and they seem to have different occupations.

 

Either way, not worth the risk of picking her I'd think.

More links here which give more clues.

 

I have failed to find any evidence of the existence of the lady listed in DDP. There is an actress of the same name born in 1884 but I don't suppose she is still alive!

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Guest Erm... are you... SC?

Sweet! My joker in the DDP (mine and three others', unfortunately).

 

What a lovely xmas present. Thanks, Lizzie. RIP

 

I simply must pick less popular people for next year's DDP & handrejkaDP

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Elizabeth Bolden has finally received a U.K. obit, courtesy of the Guardian.

 

World's Oldest Person Dies at 116

 

Congratulations to the following teams:

 

Death From Above

Dr Death's Diabolical Dice of Doom

Eat My Dust

Eejit

Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead?

Indeed, That's Out Of The Air

I Smell Dead People

Mr C

TiM r

 

Especially to the following teams who selected her as their joker.

 

Eat My Dust

Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead?

Indeed, That's Out Of The Air

I Smell Dead People

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This may be of some help.

 

Doubt if she was a witness at that trial though.

That's hardly a reliable source - it could have been lifted directly from the DDP 2005!

 

I wonder if Duke, Hardwood Surround, Toasted Brown Bread, or Whittaker's Choice can enlighten us? Which one of you is planning to guarantee the requisite obituary? :huh:

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Who on your list that's left do you think might snuff it by the years' end?

Astor, Papon & Shamir would be my best bets, Papon perhaps the most.

 

I would've said del Toro but I can't see him going right after Hardy & Bolden.

 

Ford, Allingham, Rolt and Shriver maybe outside chance.

 

Michael Foot, Mohammed Zahir Shah & Phil Taylor - no chance. All will be alive come Jan 1st.

 

(intake of breath in the style of car mechanics) you've got a lot of old crocks left in your list. Considering the DDP rule changes, not many of them will be on the 07 list, so if they're got to go, they've got to go soon...

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(intake of breath in the style of car mechanics) you've got a lot of old crocks left in your list. Considering the DDP rule changes, not many of them will be on the 07 list, so if they're got to go, they've got to go soon...

 

3 of them maximum will be on my 2007 list, but in all likelihood it may just be Papon....

 

 

 

 

Oh, by the way, Dame Helen Gardner & Dame Helen Gardiner are two completely different people. I was watching the documentary about the Lady Chatterley Trial.

 

Dame Helen Gardiner is still alive, and listed in the Independent newspaper Birthdays column, as seen here in 2002. and 2005.

 

 

But Dame Helen Gardner was the woman at the trial of Lady Chatterley's lover.

 

Mrs Gardiner will get an obit, if only in the Independent (much like Sir Edward Ford etc.)

 

But essentially, with the new rules coming in, it ain't worth the 4 points, surely?

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Elizabeth Bolden has finally received a U.K. obit, courtesy of the Guardian.

 

World's Oldest Person Dies at 116

 

Congratulations to the following teams:

 

Death From Above

Dr Death's Diabolical Dice of Doom

Eat My Dust

Eejit

Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead?

Indeed, That's Out Of The Air

I Smell Dead People

Mr C

TiM r

 

Especially to the following teams who selected her as their joker.

 

Eat My Dust

Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead?

Indeed, That's Out Of The Air

I Smell Dead People

 

 

below is my DDP entry for 2007:

 

1 Elizabeth Bolden 116 F 15 August 1890 Oldest living person in the world, lives in Tennessee; was previously thought to be oldest in the world from August 30 to December 9, 2005 until superseded by María Capovilla; regained title on August 27, 2006

2 Emiliano Mercado del Toro 115 M 21 August 1891 Oldest living man in the world (since November 19, 2004)

3 Julie Winnefred Bertrand 115 F 16 September 1891 Oldest living person in Canada

4 Emma Tillman 114 F 22 November 1892 Oldest living person in Connecticut

5 Yone Minagawa 113 F 4 January 1893 Oldest living person in Japan

6 Edna Parker 113 F 20 April 1893 Oldest living person in Indiana

7 Maria de Jesus 113 F 10 September 1893 Oldest living person in Europe, lives in Portugal

8 Helen Stetter 113 F 18 November 1893 Oldest living person in Nebraska

9 Bertha Fry 113 F 1 December 1893 Second-oldest living person in Indiana

10 Shitsu Nakano 112 F 1 January 1894 Second-oldest living person in Japan

 

[edit] The oldest men currently living (top 10 or 110+)

 

11 Thomas Nelson Sr 111 8 July 1895 Lives in Texas, USA

12 Tomoji Tanabe 111 18 September 1895 Oldest living man in Japan, lives in Miyazaki

13 Antonio Pierro 110 22 February 1896 Lives in Massachusetts, USA (born in Italy)

14 Sukesaburo Nakanishi 110 15 March 1896 Lives in Japan

15 Henry Allingham 110 6 June 1896 Lives in England, UK

16 Walter Breuning 110 21 September 1896 Lives in Montana, USA

17 Augusto Oliveira Moreira 110 6 October 1896 Lives in Portugal

18 Walter H. Seward 110 13 October 1896 Lives in New Jersey, USA

 

19 Josie Graves

20 any one fly buzzing around my living room at 11:59 on New Year's eve

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A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit?

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A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit?

 

I'll set up my own little website, call it cowboyronnieuknews.co.uk, and it will consist of exactly one item - an obit on the living room fly.

 

Interestingly, this will make said fly more famous than approximately 40% of the people selected on various DDP teams.

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