themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 14, 2006 A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit? I'll set up my own little website, call it cowboyronnieuknews.co.uk, and it will consist of exactly one item - an obit on the living room fly. Interestingly, this will make said fly more famous than approximately 40% of the people selected on various DDP teams. I love satire me... I suppose Josie will make up for all the old codger's miniscule points... BTW folks, I've got the email re entry 07, have you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 14, 2006 Well the DDL has stuck with its over 16 rule. Is this going to create a can of worms? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted December 14, 2006 A left brainer writes: would the fly get an obit? I'll set up my own little website, call it cowboyronnieuknews.co.uk, and it will consist of exactly one item - an obit on the living room fly. Interestingly, this will make said fly more famous than approximately 40% of the people selected on various DDP teams. I love satire me... I suppose Josie will make up for all the old codger's miniscule points... BTW folks, I've got the email re entry 07, have you? expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 14, 2006 expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... I mentioned this site to my sister and sent her a link - she didn't reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted December 14, 2006 expecting 300 + entries for 2007 ......I think its amazing I've mentioned the DDP to people I work with......strangely , I appear to have been sent to Coventry.... I mentioned this site to my sister and sent her a link - she didn't reply. dont expect a Christmas card from sis... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 14, 2006 I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted December 15, 2006 I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before. You gave us to understand that you had no mates at all, Mr. Godot. (present company excepted) What's this all about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 15, 2006 I have some pretty broad minded hard-headed mates. I mentioned it to them and they thought I was a nutter. Mind, they did before. You gave us to understand that you had no mates at all, Mr. Godot. (present company excepted) What's this all about? Real mates as opposed to virtual mates. Arm wrestling mates, drinking mates, the sort of mates who strip you naked and leave you tied to a lampost on your stag do. Mates who clean you out at poker and leave you to pick up the tab in the curry house. You know, real mates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted December 16, 2006 Since Mr Godot emailed and asked me to comment on whether a certain Ms J. Grove will be allowed to be picked in the DDP, I thought I'd pop in and say...yes. She's 16, in most respects the law now recognises her as an adult, and she comes across as being very mature for her age, so let's not get all precious about her being a child when she clearly isn't. Besides, when we took a vote recently, about half of those who replied felt that children of any age should be allowed to be picked anyway. (Oddly, almost all of the female respondees said kids were fair game...I thought you lot were supposed to be all caring and maternal? ) That said, I won't be picking her myself because choosing people who are so terminally ill that you can practically name their date of death is no fun. Maybe next year we'll introduce a rule that people have to be famous for something other than just being ill, but for now, she stays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 19, 2006 Congratulations to the following teams for selecting Joseph Barbara - BBC obit 1st Time And Every One A Winner 2 Days Older Than Grass Beerbutton Beginnings of Rigor But I'm Not Dead Yet Canadian Paul Cave's Corpses Dead By Dawn Dead Ends Killers of Hope Deathlist.net Dr Death's Diabolical Dice of Doom Dysfunctional Eat My Dust Erm...Excuse Me...Aren't You...Dead? Facing The Final Curtain God's Waiting Room Henry's Half-Dead Heroes Holicman Fox In A Box Jodie's Cuppas L C And The Sunshine Band Lord Football's Snuffers Oh, It's a Scythe! Sandals in the Bin: The Mother Teresa Tribute Band Six Foot Under The 4 Hamsters of the Apocalypse The Anfield Iron The Doom & Gloom Room The Great Beyond The Living Dead The Morbid Postman The Newstreet Boys Death Squad The Pale Horseman's Bucket-Kickers T. Rex Whoopass United Wishin' on a (Death) Star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,611 Posted December 19, 2006 My apologies, it's the Poolofdeath that still allows any one from, re-directed my lumbering heavy rock query in that direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 20, 2006 (edited) When Ruth Bernhard gets her UK obit (as she surely will) that's 5 points to Fallen Sparrow for a unique pick. Times obit Edited December 21, 2006 by Tempus Fugit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted December 20, 2006 Has anyone had their confirmation yet from the DDP guys? I'm getting a bit worried. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 24, 2006 Charlie Drake dies - BBC obit Congratulations to the following teams,especially to "Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking", who selected him as their joker. 2 Days Older Than Grass Amireallydead Beerbutton Church(yard) On The Hill Down Under The Daisies Grobler's Stiff Ones Hardwood Surround Jim Devine Living In A Box The Bitter End Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking Tomb It May Concern Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grobler 35 Posted December 24, 2006 Charlie Drake dies - BBC obit Congratulations to the following teams,especially to "Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking", who selected him as their joker. 2 Days Older Than Grass Amireallydead Beerbutton Church(yard) On The Hill Down Under The Daisies Grobler's Stiff Ones Hardwood Surround Jim Devine Living In A Box The Bitter End Tick Tocks Stopped Ticking Tomb It May Concern GREAT...another four hits before next week end....and I might win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 25, 2006 James Brown has died - BBC Obit Congrats to the following teams: * Dead By Dawn * Digging The Grave * Gerald Ford Must Die * Get Your Kicks in 2006 * Jodie's Cuppas * John Stalkest * Levelled Crossing * Oh, It's a Scythe! * One Foot in the Grave * Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show * Six Foot Under * Thanatopsis * The Anfield Iron * The Doom & Gloom Room * The Driller Killer * Vassili Zaitsev * Victor Spencer's Delight * Wish Upon A Star Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,180 Posted December 25, 2006 James Brown has died - BBC Obit Congrats to the following teams: * Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005. and the above, who will finally be glad to be off the bottom to avoid Rude Kid's taunts! Does this mean our very own Handreijka is at the bottom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted December 25, 2006 James Brown has died - BBC Obit Congrats to the following teams: * Puppet Show And Siegfried Baboon's David Van Day Show Especially John Stalkest, who not only selected Brown as his joker, but had his last hit with Derek Bailey - on December 25, 2005. and the above, who will finally be glad to be off the bottom to avoid Rude Kid's taunts! Does this mean our very own Handreijka is at the bottom? It would seem so, but at the moment I'm more concerned with why I have n't had confirmation that they have my team for next year's competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 892 Posted December 25, 2006 (edited) Say it loud! I'm dead and I'm proud! Thank you from the hardest working man in the cemetary! [shouting (and font) reduced -- MH] Edited December 25, 2006 by Magere Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,180 Posted December 25, 2006 It would seem so, but at the moment I'm more concerned with why I have n't had confirmation that they have my team for next year's competition. If you read the Ruth Bernhard e-mail, they'll be sending confirmation off en-masse in the next few days. I know mine has gone in as when I emailed them about removing Wilma Dykeman, they knew who my reserve was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted December 27, 2006 Former US President, Gerald Ford has died. BBC obit Congratulations to the 95 teams that selected him, especially to the following 5 teams that selected him as their joker: Beginnings of Rigor Gerald Ford Must Die Going Green Going Underground The Conqueror Worm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,180 Posted December 27, 2006 YEAHHHHH!!!! Back in the Top 10 (just)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 605 Posted December 27, 2006 Congratulations to the 95 teams that selected him, especially to the following 5 teams that selected him as their joker: Gerald Ford Must Die They're going to have to change their name for next year... Can't say it's going to have much standing on my DDP position - might bump me into the mid 20s but that's it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,399 Posted December 27, 2006 Can't say it's going to have much standing on my DDP position - might bump me into the mid 20s but that's it I've just been passed by a team called deathlist.net, who were one point behind me. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 27, 2006 YEAHHHHH!!!! Back in the Top 10 (just)! Get in son!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites