Magere Hein 1,400 Posted February 23, 2006 At least I didn't do what this man does I feel a bit guilty in that respect. Many years ago my dad came home with a deer he'd run over. It was good food. regards, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted February 24, 2006 Man forced to marry goat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted February 24, 2006 Oooooo-er. Disappointing that a man with the wherewithal to seduce a goat cannot prevent himself being captured and tied up by the goatherd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Man forced to marry goat. Mind you he cant complain too much, a "wife" thats only cost him 50 dollars and never says no. Reckon he got himself a good deal there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7 Posted February 25, 2006 Hmmm...that actually doesn't sound like a very bad idea. Perhaps it's something to consider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 9, 2006 An Arizona fire chief was arrested this weekend after being found in his neighbour's barn with his trouser down and a lamb by his side. Leroy Johnson had been drinking and was observed dragging the animal into his barn. When confronted by his neighbour, Mr Alan Goats, he confessed saying, "You caught me Alan, I tried to f*ck your sheep": Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 10, 2006 Lemming Impersonations it's harold again. trying to convince other sheep they can fly. but think of the commercial possiblities should they succed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 10, 2006 An Arizona fire chief was arrested this weekend after being found in his neighbour's barn with his trouser down and a lamb by his side. Leroy Johnson had been drinking and was observed dragging the animal into his barn. When confronted by his neighbour, Mr Alan Goats, he confessed saying, "You caught me Alan, I tried to f*ck your sheep": i forgot to say- i know this guy!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 10, 2006 Man feeds bunny to zoo alligator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted March 11, 2006 i forgot to say- i know this guy!!!!!!!!! I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!! regards scsi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 11, 2006 i forgot to say- i know this guy!!!!!!!!! I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!! regards scsi i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 11, 2006 i forgot to say- i know this guy!!!!!!!!! I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!! regards scsi i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez. Its the fire chief I empathise with,thought it was on fire, just getting his hose out & BAM,scurrilous accusations flying about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted March 12, 2006 Butterfly Bob ‘‘It seems so funny over just a butterfly, but he meant a lot to people’’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 12, 2006 Butterfly Bob ‘‘It seems so funny over just a butterfly, but he meant a lot to people’’ There's just... so many jokes going through my head right now I couldn't even get one down. I sat with the reply window open for like, five minutes, before I gave up. Something about dying a virgin or missing another one on the DDP... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 17, 2006 Seven horses have died at the Cheltenham Festival. That's a lot of dogfood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted March 17, 2006 I knew I should have bought shares in Pritt-Stik! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted March 17, 2006 I knew I should have bought shares in Pritt-Stik! Or Fray Bentos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beebee 1 Posted March 17, 2006 i forgot to say- i know this guy!!!!!!!!! I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!! regards scsi i meant the guy who owns the sheep. evil minded people, geez. Its the fire chief I empathise with,thought it was on fire, just getting his hose out & BAM,scurrilous accusations flying about. but the worst part is the sheep was UNDERAGE!!!!! he is in trouble because it wasn't his. apparently, if it had belonged to him, everything would be peachy. "damn it, jim! i'm a doctor, not a vetranary phsycologist!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 19, 2006 Kenyan animals just can't win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 20, 2006 Downing Street cat Humphrey has died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest iain Posted March 20, 2006 Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 21, 2006 Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted March 21, 2006 Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)? Yes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted March 21, 2006 Wikipedia has an extensive obituary of Humphrey the Downing street cat for those who are interested No one is, its A CAT!! (does that make me a post whore)? Yes! I am interested because I like cats (better than people in most cases) and I am probably a post whore and I DON'T CARE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted March 23, 2006 Adwaitya the (apparently) 225 year old tortoise has died 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
