Which One Of Thatcher`s Vegetables Will Go Next?

[Chopped Liver 53]

I have no idea who any of these are. I'm voting Waldegrave, so I can make a pun when he croaks.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

I have no idea who any of these are. I'm voting Waldegrave, so I can make a pun when he croaks.

Me neither so I went with Prior so I could make a pun about his Prior life.

SC

[rockhopper penguin 2,265]

 

I have no idea who any of these are. I'm voting Waldegrave, so I can make a pun when he croaks.

Me neither so I went with Prior so I could make a pun about his Prior life.

SC

 

Aw, spoiled it now.

[RadGuy 1,614]

 

I have no idea who any of these are. I'm voting Waldegrave, so I can make a pun when he croaks.

Me neither so I went with Prior so I could make a pun about his Prior life.

SC

Well now I just thought of a bunch of puns.

 

Major Death

John's Nott Dead, he's surely alive!

Thomas Kingdom Come

[The Unknown Man 585]

I voted for Peter Carrington.

[Toast 16,143]

I voted for Peter Carrington.

 

Peter Carri(ngt)on?

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

I voted for Peter Carrington.

 

Peter Carri(ngt)on?

Carrington My Wayward Son?

[Pistol Knight 49]

I've plumped for Michael Heseltine or "close a mine" as I knew him. It was an apt nickname for him after announcing that over 30 pits were tor close in a modernisation plan in the early 1990's. As a lorry driver, I was escorted to the front of his home Thenford House in Northamptonshire by his butler driving a Range Rover in wellingtons, to deliver two statues of herons for his ornamental lake. This was just after his heart problem around 1997, and he greeted me at the front of the house wearing a sweatshirt bearing the font "part time gardener". Wonder if he still has the energy to knock up a little border at the front of the mansion, say six foot deep. Another modernisation plan I know, but it would cut out the middle man

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

 

 

:This explains the vegetable pun for those outside the UK.

 

Michael Heseltine said that this was he favorite Spitting Image sketch.

[Guest Droosy]

Why did Thatcher always wear barbed wire underwear?

[themaninblack 2,112]

 

 

:This explains the vegetable pun for those outside the UK.

 

For me the really funny line isn't the punchline but of Thatch's casual ordering of raw steak for herself...

[YoungWillz 21,055]

Douglas Hurd retired from the Lords on 9 June: http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/lords/retired-lords/

[Sean 6,330]

Douglas Hurd retired from the Lords on 9 June: http://www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/lords/retired-lords/

Hmm interesting.I wonder if he is ill.Looked shit at the general election last year and haven`t seen him since.

[msc 18,476]

I think Lamont might be a good shout. He's been on the TV a lot lately and even my wife, who doesn't tend to notice these things, keeps pointing out he looks/sounds like shit. He's also been interviewed by the Grim Reaper of politics the Casual Politics guy.

[YoungWillz 21,055]

Congrats to those who picked Patrick Mayhew, dead at 86. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36631449

[msc 18,476]

I'm impressed at how Jim Prior just seems to outlive everyone. Him, Tebbitt and Lawson will outive the rest, laughing at deadpoolers all the way.

[Sean 6,330]

Congrats to those who picked Patrick Mayhew, dead at 86. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36631449

Maybe the political tension the last few days proved too much for him to handle.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

Well done whoever voted for him. Thread closed.