Deathrace 2017

[msc 18,536]

 

You forgot to put my initials by Coward.

 

 

Sorted - and there's a fair chance she'll be a scoring pick, eh?

 

 

She'll piss off a whole lot of DDP teams if she's not!

 

But yeah, hospice said the Express. They don't give spots out in those easily.

[The Mad Hatter 1,093]

Team of MorbidKid

 

 

 

Morbid Kid

 

Errol Christie

2)Leah Bracknell

3)Daisy Berkowitz

4)Jimmy Carter

5) Stefan Karl Stefansson

6) George Fernandes

7)Joanne Woodward

8)Emma Morano

9)Yisrael Kristal

10)Bessie Camm

11)Clare Hollingworth

12)Piers Sellers

13)Peter Skellern

14)King Michael of Romania joker

15)Luke Halquinn

16)Ken Hechler

17)Tony Booth

18)Zsa Zsa Gabor

19)Billy Graham

20)Nobby Stiles

 

Subs bench: Sub's

21) Craig Sager

22) Gord Downey

23) Steve Summer

Ken Belcher is dead so could you put downie into his place? And piers sellers is dead too.

[Toast 16,232]

I'm guessing you're still working on adding the team initials, MPFC, but one of my picks (Pete Murray) seems to be missing from the masterlist.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

I'm guessing you're still working on adding the team initials, MPFC, but one of my picks (Pete Murray) seems to be missing from the masterlist.

 

 

Sorted

[RadGuy 1,619]

There's a mistake in the masterlist, mpfc.

 

You have me down as having Caroline Laws, when I actually have Sharon Laws.

[Lozzie 9]

Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard

Hi, I have to sub in Quincy Jones for Debbie Reynolds. The downside of submitting so early!

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

 

Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard

Hi, I have to sub in Quincy Jones for Debbie Reynolds. The downside of submitting so early!

 

 

 

Aye, but I'd sorted that when the masterlist was posted - obviously I've just posted the teams for reference.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

There's a mistake in the masterlist, mpfc.

 

You have me down as having Caroline Laws, when I actually have Sharon Laws.

 

Cheers

 

Sorted - that one fell foul of my high-tech method of scribbling down surnames as a method of double checking I wasn't fucking up

[Joey Russ 7,263]

Gregorio Alvarez did not survive due to death.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Gregorio Alvarez did not survive due to death.

 

 

Aye, and given the obvious internet evidence we can't score that under Rule 11

 

And JK has no subs - so I'm asking if s/he'll field one - I'm also asking if s/he'll make sure said sub is clearly alive and high profile enough nobody will cry foul!

[Toast 16,232]

 

And JK has no subs - so I'm asking if s/he'll field one - I'm also asking if s/he'll make sure said sub is clearly alive and high profile enough nobody will cry foul!

 

 

JK Rowling has a team? Awesome.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

 

Gregorio Alvarez did not survive due to death.

 

 

Aye, and given the obvious internet evidence we can't score that under Rule 11

 

And JK has no subs - so I'm asking if s/he'll field one - I'm also asking if s/he'll make sure said sub is clearly alive and high profile enough nobody will cry foul!

 

 

 

So that'll be Nobby Stiles on JK's team.

[deadsox 894]

 

 

Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard

Hi, I have to sub in Quincy Jones for Debbie Reynolds. The downside of submitting so early!

 

 

Aye, but I'd sorted that when the masterlist was posted - obviously I've just posted the teams for reference.

 

Which Quincy Jones? The producer (more famous) or the comedian with mesothelioma?

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

 

 

 

Team of Lozzie

 

 

 

LOZZIE

 

1. Leah Bracknell (Joker)

2. Stefan Karl Stefansson

3. Norman Lloyd

4. Debbie Reynolds

5. Billy Graham (Reverend)

6. Beverly Cleary

7. Vera Lynn

8. Joanne Woodward (Paul Newman's widow)

9. David Rockefeller

10. Tony Bennett

11. Liz dawn (Corrie)

12. Kirk Douglas

13. Jane Freeman (LOTSW)

14. Sidney Poitier

15. Joe Jackson (MJ's Father)

16. Burt Reynolds

17. Cicely Tyson

18. Bill Macy (Maude)

19. Errol Christie

20. Bruce Forsyth

 

Subs

1. Quincy Jones

2. Rolf Harris

3. Little Richard

Hi, I have to sub in Quincy Jones for Debbie Reynolds. The downside of submitting so early!

 

 

Aye, but I'd sorted that when the masterlist was posted - obviously I've just posted the teams for reference.

 

Which Quincy Jones? The producer (more famous) or the comedian with mesothelioma?

 

 

 

Put me right if you have to but...I'm assuming the second one - and also assuming you'd go that route on Deathrace because the QO would appear for sure.

 

Thanks for asking mind, cos if Michael Jackson's old mate walks under a bus you can't claim the points now!

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Is it really the case that we're into the third day with no score

 

Man, I had high hopes for some of the tardy low-hangers on the list.

 

Work with me on this - there are no local obits/ trade paper write ups etc. lurking anywhere that'd get someone on the scoreboard, right?

[msc 18,536]

All of mine were still breathing as of 2am, but the sheer quality of teams on display here, it's the calm before the storm, surely.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

All of mine were still breathing as of 2am, but the sheer quality of teams on display here, it's the calm before the storm, surely.

 

 

Yeah, I've been toying with chasing down the email addresses of a few of the lowest hangers and then spamming the lot of them with the masterlist - that'd snag a few points

[RadGuy 1,619]

Well, a few might have died and it went unannounced so far.

 

I try to check the Facebook pages of relatives of two of my low hanging fruit, Alan Aspin and Sara Hankins, many times a day, to see if they've croaked. So far no, but last time I checked was yesterday afternoon, and I won't check again until after school today because I'm on mobile now and don't feel like it.

 

Other than that, I often type in other people's names in the search engine and click "News".

So far, all of mine are alive it seems. But again, it's been maybe 12 hours since I last checked, and that's a loooong time for these ill people.

[Joey Russ 7,263]

At this point, I'm waiting for the news that Ricky Javon Gray gets executed.

[msc 18,536]

At this point, I'm waiting for the news that Ricky Javon Gray gets executed.

 

At this point, I'm waiting for the news that Ricky Javon Gray gets a stay of execution...a few months should do it.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

 

At this point, I'm waiting for the news that Ricky Javon Gray gets executed.

 

At this point, I'm waiting for the news that Ricky Javon Gray gets a stay of execution...a few months should do it.

 

 

Squeaky bum (jokers in play) time, then

[msc 18,536]

Breaking news - I can give you a hit!

 

Jan Pruitt, COO, North Texas Food Bank.

 

Did I make her my joker? Smart move if so. D'oh if no. Anyhow, a start's a start.

 

Died Monday, so 2nd Jan.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Breaking news - I can give you a hit!

 

Jan Pruitt, COO, North Texas Food Bank.

 

Did I make her my joker? Smart move if so. D'oh if no. Anyhow, a start's a start.

 

Died Monday, so 2nd Jan.

 

We are Deathracing!!

 

First scoreboard comin' in a minute

[msc 18,536]

Ah cool, practically 18% of the way to a winner already. And with joker points still waiting on Mario Soares, who must surely be going shortly.

 

Coward, Elias, Hankins, Lakovic, and Sumner were also picked for their days and weeks not months prognosis, so may come good. Anna Holmlund will either be a hit for the Deathrace, or recover, and Nevin/Mcgill/Laws/Downie/Byland are in injury time.

[maryportfuncity 10,684]

Ah cool, practically 18% of the way to a winner already. And with joker points still waiting on Mario Soares, who must surely be going shortly.

 

Coward, Elias, Hankins, Lakovic, and Sumner were also picked for their days and weeks not months prognosis, so may come good. Anna Holmlund will either be a hit for the Deathrace, or recover, and Nevin/Mcgill/Laws/Downie/Byland are in injury time.

 

 

Aye, most recent I can find on Soares is "critca" four days ago.

 

Best updates are likely on Portuguese sites - until his dies, obviously. Anyone hereabouts actuall speak Portuguese?