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Shirley Maclaine was born in 1934, but the thread is about Joan Collins, who was born in 1933.

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20 minutes ago, Toast said:

Shirley Maclaine was born in 1934, but the thread is about Joan Collins, who was born in 1933.


That's what I thought and hence why I highlighted her name when I quoted the post from 2017, which was the last place MacLaine was discussed on the forum, according to the search function.

Time for her own thread?

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26 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


That's what I thought and hence why I highlighted her name when I quoted the post from 2017, which was the last place MacLaine was discussed on the forum, according to the search function.
Time for her own thread?

 

Not if there's nothing to say. 

In the event that there is any news about her, wouldn't Hollywood Possibilities do?

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5 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

 

Are you sure? Every source online says 1934...

My mistake I thought you were talking about Joan Collins 

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All I can say is that Joan Collins was a legend. She will be sadly missed when she goes. I am praying for her. 

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In theory she should be ok for a few more years but her sister had a very sudden decline so anything's possible. 

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1 hour ago, CoffinLodger said:

All I can say is that Joan Collins was a legend. She will be sadly missed when she goes. I am praying for her. 

Yeah, you have watched EVERYTHING she has ever been in, ya tosser.

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3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah, you have watched EVERYTHING she has ever been in, ya tosser.


Cried over it all, in fact.

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Blimey Is There Any Woman Of That Era The Kennedy Brothers Didnt Try To Bed

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20 hours ago, six feet blunder said:

Blimey Is There Any Woman Of That Era The Kennedy Brothers Didnt Try To Bed

Angela Lansbury? 

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29 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

What is the difference between Joan Collins and a Kitkat? You can only get four fingers in a Kitkat. Sorry. Goodnight. 

Now that is very  naughty!:o

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3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Now that is very  naughty!:o

See 28 March 2020 post. We are living in a loop. 

 

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37 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

See 28 March 2020 post. We are living in a loop. 

 

Perhaps we are both bots!!:lol:

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41 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Now that is very  naughty!:o

 

It's positively ancient. :lol:  I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980.

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Be it 2021, March 2020 or even about 1980,  the word 'can' must be omitted for the joke to function at its optimum level.

 

 

 

Yours in jest,

 

Professor Jokey McJokeface,

University of Comedy,

Milton Keynes.

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6 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

Be it 2021, March 2020 or even about 1980,  the word 'can' must be omitted for the joke to function at its optimum level.

 

 

 

Yours in jest,

 

Professor Jokey McJokeface,

University of Comedy,

Milton Keynes.

I shall remember your advice for next year. Thank you. 

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14 hours ago, Toast said:

 

It's positively ancient. :lol:  I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980.

Rings on her fingers.

Bells on her toes.

Mattress on her back.

In case she meets someone she knows

 

 

 

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15 hours ago, Toast said:

 

It's positively ancient. :lol:  I remember my boss coming out with that one in about 1980.

About 1990 my French teacher came off with "what's the difference between Joan Collins and the M1? Not everyone has been up the M1".

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