Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted July 29, 2017 The best suggestion for the 'disposal' of Ian Brady's Earthly Remains Wins A Tenner for Their 'Just Giving' Favourite Cause. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,263 Posted July 29, 2017 Give it to Dr Hannibal Lecter. He'll do something useful with Brady's dead body... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,365 Posted July 29, 2017 Put it in Anjem Choudary's cell. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted July 29, 2017 Send it to hungry children in Somalia. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,208 Posted July 29, 2017 Blindingly obvious. Let medical science have at it to add to our knowledge of psychopathy etc etc. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 29, 2017 Bizarre. Wasn't really a bad cunt in the scheme of things, just made the odd mistake growing up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 29, 2017 Like getting caught... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,093 Posted July 29, 2017 Convert his grave into a toilet like they did to pol pot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,343 Posted July 29, 2017 It is very important that his journey to hell be helped along, so toss his ashes down the Kola Superdeep Borehole in Russia. It is 7.5 miles deep and is 356 degrees fahrenheit down there. It is a good start anyway. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted July 29, 2017 3 hours ago, YoungWillz said: Blindingly obvious. Let medical science have at it to add to our knowledge of psychopathy etc etc. He's been dead for more than two months now. Yes, he's been kept in a morgue, so they didn't let his corpse disintegrate, but I doubt that it's been preserved in ideal conditions. (And at any rate, I doubt that they'd need anything more than his brain to analyse the relationship between brain anatomy and schizophrenia.) If his body is still "fresh enough" (which I doubt), I'd just feed it to hungry animals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted July 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Rhys said: stick it on eBay. With a warning that the shipping bill might be a bit heftier than usual. Actually, the main problem with this (in addition to being illegal) is that any sick individual willing to buy it would likely use it in a way that'd offend the families of the victims and/or the general public, like displaying the corpse publicly in a mausoleum/museum or playing a sick practical joke with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,942 Posted July 29, 2017 Chopped it up and feed it to the local feral cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 29, 2017 Saddleworth Moor, where no-one can find him. He who lives by the sword... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathbysnoosnoo 28 Posted July 29, 2017 Turn it into a butt plug display stand 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,454 Posted July 30, 2017 Auction it off, the winning bidder gets to fly tip it outside the house of someone they dislike. I'll start the ball rolling, £5 to dump it on Piers Morgan's doorstep 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted July 30, 2017 I'm sure if the question was asked on 5th November somebody could find a suitable place to stick it. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,343 Posted August 30, 2017 Has any solution been found out about this? (Did they do a sneak burial or something? ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted August 30, 2017 Still no clear winner either - mebbe I should put a poll up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 1, 2017 So... We embalm him and make him up well enough to survive being shuttled around the country in a van at which point Brady's mortal remains become the nuclear option for arbitrators desperately trying to seek agreement where nobody is willing to agree. The basic threat being that both sides will be locked together in a room with the terrifying cadaver and obliged to remain there until a written and signed agreement appears under the door signifying their right to freedom. Whilst nobody will spell it out the implied message is that anyone assuming their personal need for power gives them the right to inflict suffering on others will end up despised and - eventually - despised and dead. We could test this option out in the next few days - and see if it gets bin collections more often than every eight weeks in Birmingham and makes trains run reliably between London and Brighton. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,343 Posted September 15, 2017 On 8/31/2017 at 01:18, Youwanticewiththat said: Still no clear winner either - mebbe I should put a poll up. Yep! Do a poll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted September 15, 2017 Chop him up and feed his rotten flesh and ground down bones to paedos, terrorists and murderers in prison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted September 16, 2017 Put it on top of a bonfire on November 5 maybe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted September 16, 2017 Reality television Seriously, he's exactly what the next intake for Celebrity Big Brother deserve as a housemate. Either that, or replace his rigor moriced joints with rubber and strap him to a Strictly dancer 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,074 Posted October 13, 2017 No funeral for Ian Brady: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/13/ian-bradys-body-must-be-disposed-of-with-no-ceremony-judge-rules Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
