Zsa Zsa's leg 888 Posted December 25, 2017 Former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori was released on health grounds, sounds like this is urgent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted December 25, 2017 Regardless of whether he still dies this year or not, congratulations to the Dead Cow for his good judgement (and fantastic DDP performance). Could 2018 be the "year of Peru"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,559 Posted December 25, 2017 Gcreptile likes parallels with other years - Fujimori could be the Mario Soares of 2018. And if he doesn't... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted December 25, 2017 His son Kenji has been posting videos of his father since his release. Here's Alberto receiving the news of his pardon And here he is wishing you a merry Christmas He seems frail, but I think he'll survive this hospitalisation and see 2018 with relative ease. Should definitely be considered for the 2018 Deathlist though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 25, 2017 Much as I like Fujimori as a candidate, he has the classic "exaggerate your illness for a pardon" syndrome. 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,110 Posted December 26, 2017 Maybe the crowds will get him before he skips the country. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-42481281 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted December 26, 2017 18 hours ago, deadsox said: Much as I like Fujimori as a candidate, he has the classic "exaggerate your illness for a pardon" syndrome. Yeah, the case seems a bit similar to that of Mr al-Megrahi. That cunto did have an incurable illness, but it took it almost 3 years after his release to finish him off. In the BBC article linked in the post above, the president's statement claims that he'll soon die Doctors, the statement added, had "determined that Mr Fujimori suffers from a progressive, degenerative and incurable illness and that prison conditions represent a grave risk to his life". Now that description is pretty vague, but it likely rules out terminal cancer and point to a chronic disease like Parkinson's or Lou Gehrig's disease that would decrease his quality of life and his life expectancy, but wouldn't mean that he is a dead-cert for 2018. (Mind you, he can also die this week.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,246 Posted December 26, 2017 Yes, and "prison conditions represent a grave risk to his life" implies that he might survive if he leaves prison. Although it might be a translation thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FujimoriNoMorey 20 Posted December 26, 2017 Seems like a good guy who wouldn't lie just to get out of punishment. He must be dying 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, FujimoriNoMorey said: Seems like a good guy who wouldn't lie just to get out of punishment. He must be dying Wow Fuji, are you a relative? Plenty of people in Peru don't think he's such a good guy (and are making themselves known in the streets) and I'd be hard pressed to think of ANY criminals who wouldn't lie to get out of punishment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted December 26, 2017 deadsox you should fix your sarcasm detector ASAP. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted December 26, 2017 Point taken Beauty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 166 Posted December 29, 2017 I think it's a good name for the next year... unfortunately my list of candidates is already full (and think is the same for the comitte list). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted January 5, 2018 First pardoned, now leaving the clinic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Imelda 626 Posted January 5, 2018 Another chronically ill despot / crooked businessman making a miraculous recovery upon the recipt of good news regarding their lack of jail time. Mubarak, Ernest Saunders etc etc... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 5, 2018 Defo recovered? Or sent home to die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,110 Posted February 20, 2018 And back to court he goes for yet another trial. This cannot but drain him a little. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-43122187 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted February 20, 2018 Another health crisis in 3...2...1... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doornail 38 Posted February 21, 2018 15 hours ago, gcreptile said: Another health crisis in 3...2...1... Life-threatening splinter. No way can a man stand trial with a spelk like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dalai Lama 10 Posted February 24, 2018 Fujimori impossible for 2019. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted April 15, 2018 A small tumour in his lungs - needs to be observed every four months: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/peru-s-pardoned-fujimori-says-has-tumour--denies-political-comeback-10115088 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 888 Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: A small tumour in his lungs - needs to be observed every four months: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/peru-s-pardoned-fujimori-says-has-tumour--denies-political-comeback-10115088 Starting to believe he'll never die. Who has a tumor (in their lungs!!!) that doesn't require chemo or surgery, it just has to be observed?!?!? Could he by my next Zsa Zsa? Flawless beautiful Alberto Fujimori? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,255 Posted July 28, 2018 One of Fujimori's disputed birthdays today... Remember the stir back at the end of last year? How long ago that seems.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,094 Posted August 8, 2018 Back in hospital with heart problems: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/peru-s-ex-leader-fujimori-back-in-hospital-wirth-heart-problems-10594886 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,093 Posted August 8, 2018 I don't think he'll survive this one. His heart is struggling because of the tumor is putting such a massive strain on his body. In response to @Zsa Zsa's leg s post above me it all makes sense now they were only observing it because they knew he was fucked given how chronically ill he is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
