Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 28, 2018 She said goodbye to her dog last week. Old news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted February 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sean said: Dated 27th February :"It might actually be tomorrow". FFS! Though, it seems there's an update on the 28th but below the paywall, hence my confusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted February 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: She said goodbye to her dog last week. Old news. Yeah, my bad! I blame the painkillers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted February 28, 2018 Looks like me and the engineer are the ones on the coin toss. Kinda expected. See ya on the flip side.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted February 28, 2018 Well, with about two minutes left, here's my lot for March. Marieke Vervoort Christopher Ayres Emma Hannigan Jose Jose Stefan Karl Stefansson Stirling Moss Vanessa Goodwin Philomena Lynott Fu Da-Ren Genesis P-Orridge John McCain Good luck everyone... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 And Round 1 is over. Thanks all for taking part. Right, away to toss a coin to determine the final qualifier for the sweet sixteen. Also, to add my team (I WON!!!!!!) and the winner of this "shootout" to the masterlist. Back in 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 Bloody hell! The Penalty Shootout Young WIllz (Heads) v Engineer (Tails) - Heads. YWillz leads 1-0 - Tails. Engineer equalises. - Tails. Engineer leads 2-1. - Engineer needs one more to win. - Heads – The coin saves YWillz! - Next flip wins it for either. - The decider - Heads! - Young Willz wins the 50/50 Decider 3-2 - Bad luck to Engineer. That’s the closest of of the three "shootouts" to date. I'm a bit tense after that! Commiserations to Maryport, Pedro, The Engineer, Wormfarmer, Yorkshire Banker, Spade Cooley, Garn, Biblio, Fixed Business, John Key, Deathray and Book. Better luck next year? 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 Round 2 Masterlist 1. Mansoor Ahmed – Gcreptile 2. George Alagiah – Sean 3. Satoru Anzaki – radGuy, DI, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT 4. Christopher Ayres – Joey 5. Shaun Bailey – Dead Cow 6. Benedict XVI - YWillz 7. Tom Benson – Sir Creep 8. Kathleen Blanco - Charon 9. Armand Bolduc - Gcreptile 10. Leah Bracknell – Sean, Heef, Rover, MSC 11. Jim Brogan - Charon 12. Brickhouse Brown – GUN 13. Barbara Bush - YWillz 14. George Bush Sr - Rover 15. Colin Butts – Deadsox 16. Bess Camm - Deadsox 17. Matt Cappotelli – Sean 18. Bobbie Carroll - Heef 19. Orlando Cepeda – RadGuy, YWillz 20. David Cervinski - MSC 21. Johnny Clegg – Sean 22. John Cocks - Deadsox 23. Fu Da-Ren – Joey, deadsox, DI, MSC 24. Bernie DeKoven – Sir Creep, DI 25. Olivia De Havilland – Sir Creep 26. Ken Dodd - YWillz 27. Bob Dole – Gcreptile, Rover 28. Albert Dryden – Charon 29. Dean Francis - Chorizo 30. Vanessa Goodwin – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, DI, GUN, Heef, DDT, MSC 31. Warren Grant – Heef 32. Jimmy Geaves - YWillz 33. Emma Hannigan – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Heef, DDT, MSC 34. Robin Herd - Charon 35. Johnny Hubbard – Charon 36. Clive James - YWillz 37. Brandon Jenkins – Sir Creep 38. Jose Jose – Joey, Dead Cow, Sean, DI, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC 39. Tessa Jowell – Sean, Chorizo 40. Victoria Kalima – Dead Cow 41. Tony Kleese - RadGuy 42. Ed Kennedy – Dead Cow, DI 43. Dilip Kumar – Gcreptile 45. Artie Lange – Ywillz 46. J W Leonard - Chorizo 47. Philomena Lynott – Joey, deadsox, Chorizo 48. Ted Mack - GUN, Chorizo 49. Azreen Manan – Dead Cow 50. Jerry Maren - Rover 51. Pauline Maroney - RadGuy 53. John McCain – Joey, Sean, Rover, Chorizo, DDT 54. Roberta McCain - Rover 55. Stirling Moss – Joey, RadGuy, GUN, DI 56. Lord Henry Mountcharles – Sean 57. Dennis Nash - Heef 58. Nobuhiko Obayashi – RadGuy, GUN, MSC 59. Peter Overton – GUN, Chorizo 60. Luis Palau - DDT 60. Manohar Parrikar - Dead Cow 61. Mike Pintek – deadsox, MSC 62. Genesis P-orridge – Joey 63. Charlotte Rae - MSC 64. Sumner Redstone - YWillz 65. John R Reid - Heef 66. Lindy Remigino - Deadsox 67. Fernando Ricksen – Sean, Charon 68. Carlo Ripa di Meana – deadsox 69. Mae Chee Sansanee Sathirasuta - DDT 70. Sri Sri Shivakamura – Sir Creep 71. Brian Shivers – Charon 72. Mitzi Shore - Rover 73. Peter Slaski - Charon 74. Salvador Sobral - Charon 75. Stefan Karl Stefansson – Joey, Heef, DDT 76. Nobby Stiles – GUN, Rover, YWillz 77. Ian St John - YWillz 78. Arthur Tafoya – Dead Cow, Gcreptile 79. Nabi Tajima – Sir Creep, GUN, Chorizo 80. Bernard Tapie – RadGuy, Sean, msc 81. Ernie Thacker – Sir Creep, Gcreptile 82. ND Tiwari – Dead Cow, Sir Creep 83. Joe Vento – RadGuy, DI, Sir Creep, Chorizo 84. Russell Verhousky - Heef 85. Marieke Vervoort – Joey, Dead Cow, RadGuy, Sean, Deadsox, DI, Sir Creep, GUN, Gcreptile, Charon, Heef, Rover, Chorizo, DDT, MSC, YWillz 86. Ken Whelan – DDT 87. Mike Willesee - DDT 88. Herman Wouk – DI ,Gcreptile, Rover 89. Tiffany Youngs - Deadsox 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 Deathlist Cup 2018 Round Two 1. Death Impends (Tippecanoe and Die-ler Too) v Heef 2. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs Sir Creep (Month-to-Month Tenants) 3. Joey Russ vs Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) 4. Phantom of the RadGuy (0-6) vs The Dead Cow 5. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) v Charon (Unrepetant) 6. Rover vs DDT 7. Chorizo v Young WIllz (Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) 8. Msc v Deadsox (reigning champ) Death Impends (Hannigan, Vervoort, Jose, Goodwin, Anzaki, Da-Ren, Kennedy E, Wouk, Vento, DeKoven, Moss) Vs Heef (Stefansson, Vervoort, Goodwin, Hannigan, Carroll B, Grant W, Reid JR, Bracknell, Anzaki, Nash D, Verhousky) Gcreptile (Hannigan, Vervoort, Thacker E, Jose, Dole, Wouk, Bolduc A, Tafoya A, D Kumar, S Anzaki, Ahmed M) Vs Sir Creep (DeKoven, DeHavilland, Hannigan, Vento, Shivakamura, Thacker E, Vervoort, Benson T, Jenkins B, Tajima, Tiwari ND) Joey Russ (Vervoort, Ayres C, Hannigan, Jose, Stefansson, Moss, Goodwin, Lynott P, Da-Ren, P-orridge, McCain J) Vs Grim Up North (Hannigan, Jose, Brickhouse Brown, Obayashi, Tajima, Moss, Mack, Vervoort, Overton, Goodwin, Stiles) Phantom of the RadGuy (Cepeda, Goodwin, Hannigan, Kleese T, Maroney P, Moss, Obayashi, Tapie, Vento, Vervoort, Anzaki) Vs The Dead Cow (Goodwin, Tiwari, Bailey S, Manan A, Tafoya, Kennedy E, Vervoort, Jose, Kalima V, Hannigan, Parrikar) Sean (Jose, Clegg J, Cappotelli, McCain J, Jowell, Mountcharles H, Tapie, Vervoort, Ricksen, Bracknell, Alagiah) Vs Charon (Sobral, Vervoort, Brogan, Shivers, Jose, Ricksen, Hubbard, Slaski, Herd, Dryden, Blanco) Rover (Bracknell, McCain R, Stiles, Wouk, McCain, Vervoort, Maren J, Shore, Dole, Bush Sr, Jose) Vs DDT (Sathirasuta, Vervoort, Anzaki, McCain J, Hannigan, Jose, Steffanson, Whelan K, Palau, Willesee, Goodwin) Chorizo (McCain J, Tajimi, Francis D, Overton, Jose, Vervoort, Mack, Lynott, Jowell, Leonard JW, Vento) Vs YWillz (James C, Benedict XVI, St John, Stiles, Cepeda, Vervoort, Dodd, Bush B, Lange, Greaves, Redstone) Msc (Da-Ren, Obayashi, Cervinski, Vervoort, Bracknell, Goodwin, Jose, Hannigan, Rae, Pintek, Tapie) Vs Deadsox (Butts, Camm, Cocks, Da-ren, Hannigan, Lynott P, Pintek, Remigino, Ripa di Meana, Vervoort, Youngs T) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 And finally, here is the draw for the Quarterfinals 1. Phantom of the Rad Guy OR The Dead Cow vs Sean or Charon 2. Death Impends OR Heef vs Roverandout OR DDT 3. msc or Deadsox (reigning champion) vs Captain Chorizo or Young Willz 4. Gcreptile OR Sir Creep vs Joey Russ or Grim Up North Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted March 1, 2018 So in my round it's an Ayres, Stefansson, Lynott, Da-Ren, P-orridge, and McCain vs Brickhouse Brown, Obayashi, Tajima, Mack, Overton, and Stiles. Seeing as I'm the only one I went for Ayres, I reckon I fucked up there. But it'll certainly be an interesting match (I'd be quite annoyed if Obayashi dies this month)... EDIT: I only count ten for Death Impends, who's the missing one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted March 1, 2018 Well, bad luck to the engineer, thanks for a tough month! An honourable draw sir, and if I get you next year, I'll throw the match. Now I go on to face who I believe was my nemesis in the first round last year. Chorizo rematch *sigh sigh* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Joey Russ said: So in my round it's an Ayres, Stefansson, Lynott, Da-Ren, P-orridge, and McCain vs Brickhouse Brown, Obayashi, Tajima, Mack, Overton, and Stiles. Seeing as I'm the only one I went for Ayres, I reckon I fucked up there. But it'll certainly be an interesting match (I'd be quite annoyed if Obayashi dies this month)... Obayashi is on my team solely because you mentioned how he was on his last legs about a fortnight ago, and I thought "thanks for the tip, Joey"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 Oh, and yes, Vervoort IS on every single bloody team! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,227 Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, msc said: Obayashi is on my team solely because you mentioned how he was on his last legs about a fortnight ago, and I thought "thanks for the tip, Joey"... I mentioned that because his life expectancy was supposed to be February 2018 (his diagnosis was August 2017), but I thought he might last a few more months and be one of those cases that goes a little over life expectancy. I'd be annoyed if I'm wrong. I already asked this, but since you quoted it before the edit, who is Death Impends 11th member? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,982 Posted March 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Well, bad luck to the engineer, thanks for a tough month! An honourable draw sir, and if I get you next year, I'll throw the match. Now I go on to face who I believe was my nemesis in the first round last year. Chorizo rematch *sigh sigh* Will be a tough match. Barbara Bush and Pope Benedict don't look likely to make 2019 starting line, highly possible you get 2 unique hits with them alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted March 1, 2018 Looking at RadGuy's team doesn't inspire much confidence in me to be honest, I reckon it's going to be a very close and high scoring round for the both of us. Good luck RadGuy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: I mentioned that because his life expectancy was supposed to be February 2018 (his diagnosis was August 2017), but I thought he might last a few more months and be one of those cases that goes a little over life expectancy. I'd be annoyed if I'm wrong. I already asked this, but since you quoted it before the edit, who is Death Impends 11th member? Edited due to senility Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: EDIT: I only count ten for Death Impends, who's the missing one? Bernie DeKoven slipped through the cracks, but has been added now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted March 1, 2018 Edited due to senility. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, deadsox said: Edited due to senility. See what I mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,450 Posted March 1, 2018 ^ I wouldn't worry about it, it happens. Anyhow good luck deadsox. I upped my game slightly just because I feared losing 20-0 to the champ.... which is actually still possible given your side. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted March 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said: Will be a tough match. Barbara Bush and Pope Benedict don't look likely to make 2019 starting line, highly possible you get 2 unique hits with them alone. I'm hoping that travelling away to your ground, Captain, some of my team may get car sick at the very least! Who on earth is JW Leonard? I'm a bit tired, if this is blindingly obvious... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,982 Posted March 1, 2018 He is a Businessman/ former Entergy Corp. CEO 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted March 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said: He is a Businessman/ former Entergy Corp. CEO That'll be the gentleman that will bury my team, I'm guessing, ha ha. Best of luck CC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
