maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 It's fast, it's furious it's f***in' good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to provide a carnival of carnage, the counting of which goes live in the first second of 2019. Points aplenty pour into the scoreboard until someone snags the stupendous total of 2019, at which point the event that used to be the fastest deadpool in common useage (until MPFC started something faster!) slams on the brakes and the lucky winner is duly given metaphorical back-slaps and allowed to claim a prize worth about a tenner (though tradition thus far dictates this turns into a charitable donation)*. Closing date for entries is midnight on 30 December 2018. · Bear in mind an alternative to the charitable donation is a double measure of spirts or a couple of pints bought at a DL Con and such an event is scheduled for 24 March! Wheely nice of Kirk and the missus to agree to MC the whole caper this year In it to win it this year are... Banana - ba Bibliogryphon - bg Book - bk Buffalo Phil - bp Captain Chorizo - cc Clorox Bleachman - cb Deadsox - ds Deathray - dr Death Impends - di Devon Death Trip - dd Dr T - dt Drol - dl Fixed Business - fb GC Reptile - gr Gooseberry Crumble - gc Grave Danger - gd Greatunclebulgaria - gb Grim Up North - gu Joey Russ - jr Lard Bazaar - lb Markb4 - m4 Maryportfuncity - mp MSC - ms Paddyfool - pf Pedro67 - pd Phantom of the Midway - ph Predictor - pr The Engineer - te The Old Crem - tc The Old Lady - ol The Quim Reaper - qr The Unknown Man - tu Sean of the Dead - sd Sir Creep - sc Skinny Kiltrunner - sk Toast - to Torva Messor - tm The Yorkshire Banker - yb And remind ourselves of ten years of champions (or not) And those former champions in full: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends 2018 - MSC 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 This'll be the List of the Lost, then - ably presided over by a champion loser of the plot: 31 Dec - Kader Khan – di, dl*, gc, mp, ph, sc (RHME applies) - 366 pts 1 Jan - Tyler Trent – dd*, gu, mp, ph, sc - 364 2 Jan - Kevin McIntyre – di, jr -363 3 Jan - Francis Byrne – di, gr - 362 3 Jan - Syed Ashraful Islam – jr, ph - 362 8 Jan - Larry Langford – di, gr, jr*, ms, ph, sc* - 357 8 Jan - Lessie Brown - cb - 357 11 Jan - Steffan Lewis – ds, sd -354 11 Jan - Shirley Boone – dd, di, gr, gu, jr, ph*, sc -354 And let's have a look at the old Scoreboard! Phantom of the Midway - 2157 Death Impends - 1802 Sir Creep - 1798 Joey Russ - 1793 GC Reptile - 1437 Devon Death Trip - 1082 Drol- 732 Maryportfuncity - 730 Grim up North - 718 Clorox Bleachman - 357 MSC - 357 Deadsox - 354 Sean of the Dead - 354 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 This'll be the Masterlist then. 21 Savage – yb Emperor Akhito - bp George Alagiah – fb, qr, tm, tu Paul Alcock – sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Fatima Ali – ba, dt Julie Allen – cc* Andy Anderson - ms John Andretti – fb, gu, sc, sk, tm, tu Le Duc Anh – dl, fb, ol, qr, pf Bruce Anstey – ba, gu Iris Apfel - bk Eileen Ash - dt Diana Athill – lb, sk David Attenborough – dr Brian Auger – gb Babiker Awadulla – pf Rex Bacchus - gr Bob Barker – qr, pf Leanne Barrett - cc Barbara Barrie – tm, yb Dave Bartholemew – di, sc Gerard Bassett – ba, cb, dd, di, dl, ph, sk Mike Batt – gb Dana Beal - pr Wendy Beckett – bg –DNS DUE TO DEATH Dr Michael Becker - gu Pope Benedict – m4, pd, qr, ol Brian Bennett – gb Gary Bigeni - ba Kathryn Blanco – bk, cb, cc, dd, dt, fb, gc, mp, sd, sk, tm Anna Mae Blessing - cb Judy Blume - bp Colin Blundstone – gb Spencer Bohren - ba Shirley Boone – dd, di, gr, gu, jr, ph*, sc Stan Bowles - pd Leah Bracknell – bg, bp, dr*, dt, fb*, gu, lb, m4, mp, ol, pf, qr*, sd, tc*, te, tm, to, tu Raymond Briggs – bg Bobby Brown (Rangers legend) – yb H Rap Brown - pr June Brown – dr Lessie Brown - cb Sgt. Jeanne Buchanan - dl Warren Buffett – fb Samson Burke - cc George HW Bush – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Lady Myra Butter - pd Anne Buydens – bk*, pd, qr, to Francis Byrne – di, gr Kaylea Callacher – gu* Earl Cameron – bg, gc Edmund Capon – dd, di, gr, jr, ms, ph, sk Pierre Cardin - tu Diana Sera Carey - pd Eric Carle - bg Mary Carlisle – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Pearl Carr – bg, to Stuart Carrington – dr Jimmy Carter – bp, m4, ol Rosalyn Carter – bg, te Sally Carr – gb Diana Serra Cary - bk Keith Cass – dl, mp, te*,yb Karen Caver - dl Beth Chapman – ds, sc, sk, tu Jacques Chirac – gc, qr Sara Chivers – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Allan Clark - gb Petula Clark – gb Ralph Clark - lb Beverly Clearly – bg, bk, tm Johnny Clegg – cb, cc, dl, gu, jr, pf*, sd, tu Hilda Clulow - bk John "Cocksy" Cocks – tm Noel Conway – cb, cc, ds, qr, mp, te Tim Conway – bk, di, dl, dt, fb, m4, mp, pd, qr, ol, ph, sd, te, tm, yb Kenneth Cope - gc Anton Coppola – fb Herb Cox - pr Bernard Cribbins - gb Peter Cross – dr Erin Cummings – pr Geoff Curro - pr Tom (right to die) Curran – dr Jordan Dawes - sd Doris Day – tc Kara Deakin - di Amer Deghayes - dd Eileen Derbyshire – dr Paul Dewar – cc, dl, ds, ms, ph, sk, tm Norman Dewis - pd Bob Dole – bp, bk, fb, gc, ol, pf, to Kirk Douglas – bg, bk, fb, m4, ol, pf, sd, tc, te, to Louise Downing – ba Tony Drewitt-Barlow – ba Barry Du Bois - sd Arthur Dumbliauskas - cc Darren Easton – ba*, gr Clint Eastwood – dr Clarissa Eden – bk, lb, to Rayya Ellias – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Queen Elizabeth II – bp, dr, tc Jill Emberson - gr Michiro Endo - gr Andrew Fairlie – cb, cc, dd, dl, ds, dt, gu, ms, sc, sk Eduardo Fajardo - cc George Fernandes – sd Stuart Fraser – fb Pete Frates – te Bill Freehan – ba, jr, ph, sc Alberto Fujimori – dr, ol, pd, pf Robert Fyfe – gc* Charlie Garcia - pr Jill Gascoine – gr, lb, m4 Mark Gastineau – sd Joseph Gellak - ph Tanya Gendle – cb, cc, dd, ds*, gu, jr, ms, ph Julie Gibson – gc, m4, mp, tm Greg Gilbert – ol, pd Ruth Bader Ginsberg – bp, dd, ol, qr, tu Gary Glitter – gb* Gaston Glock - lb Dennis Goldberg – cc, dd Julie Goodyear – bp, lb, tu Berry Gordy – gb Patti Goyette - ds Billy Graham – sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Jimmy Greaves – bp, pf Athol Guy – gb Stuart Hall - bp Luke Halpin – gc Anne Hamilton-Byrne – ds, dt Valerie Harper – tu Leigh – Little Queenie – Harris - gr Olivia de Havilland – m4, tc Bob Hawke – bk, dd, dt, lb, pd, pf, sk, to Bill Haydon - dt Bill Heine – ba, ds, gu Joe Henderson – dl Mason Henn - sc Peter Hill-Wood – mp – DNS DUE TO DEATH David Hinton - jr Lucia Hiriart - yb Mazie Hirono – sd Glen Holstrom - gr Jessie Horn - pr Mark Howard – dd, sc John Hume – bg *, gc, gu, ol, to Marsha Hunt - bk Syed Ashraful Islam – jr, ph James Ivory – bg Katherine Jackson – bg, dd, jr, ms Clive James – dd, dr, qr, lb Jean Grand Duke of Luxembourg – bk, m4 Jamil Jivani – ba Glynis Johns – tc Dewayne Johnson – ba, gu Katherine Johnson – m4 Johnny – Dambuster – Johnson – gc WT Johnson – di, dt, ms Grace Catherine Jones – bk, mp Terry Jones – lb, m4, qr, yb Willie K – jr Vasilije Kacavenda - pr Charles K Kao – sd - DNS DUE TO DEATH Billy Kenoi - gr Lee Kerslake – ba, ds, dt, fb, qr, mp, te, tu Kader Khan – di, dl*, gr, mp, ph, sc Val Kilmer – tu Henry Kissinger – pf Agnes Kluckhenn - pd Gladys Knight - lb Florence Knoll - gc Dilip Kumar – cb, fb, sc, to Doug LaChance – ba, ds Benjamin LaGuer – ba Angela Landsbury - pf Larry Langford – di, gr, jr*, ms, ph, sc* Rev, Ivan Lee - dd Jean Marie le Pen – yb Karen Lewis – cb, ms, pr, sk Steffan Lewis – ds, sd Gordon Liddy - pd Steve Lieberman – pr* Renny Lister - dl Jeanne Little – dt Little Richard – gb Norman Lloyd – bk, dt, gc, m4 June Lockhart - pd George Loinger – yb Peter Lorimer – sk Anne Lotz - sk Demi Lovato – lb, yb James Lovelock – bg Don Lusk – bg, m4, tm – DNS DUE TO DEATH Loretta Lynn - tc Vera Lynn – dr, gb, gc, lb, sd, tc, to*,yb Philomena Lynott - ds Jack Lyon - gc Shane MagGowan – yb Karen Magnussen – pr Pauline Maroney - cb David Maitland – jr Rev. Violet Mark – dd Tom Maschler - mp Shin Matsushita - cb Bobby Joe Maxwell – gr, ms Dan McCafferty - pr John McCain – dr, sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Roberta McCain – dr, dt, m4, mp, ol, sd, te, tm, to John McCririck – bp*, bk, qr, tc, tu Andrew McGahon – ba, cb, cc, dd, di, dl, ds, dt*, gr, gu, jr, mp, ms, ph, sc, sk, tm*, to Kevin McIntyre – di, jr Sam Mcconnell – cc, ms, ph Roisin McWilliams - ph George Mendosa - gc Sheila Mercier – bk, sd, tc Richard Merck – di, gr, ph, sc Blair Milam – dt*, gu – DNS DUE TO RULE INFRINGEMENT (SUBS IN PLAY) Liam Miller – sd - DNS DUE TO DEATH Joni Mitchell – dr Dorothy Morrison – bk, tm - DNS DUE TO DEATH Chris Mortensen - tm Ernie Moss - gu Stirling Moss – fb, sd Hosni Mubarak - bp Robert Mugabe – ol, pf, qr, tc, te, tm Michael Murphy – jr, ms, ph Steph Nally - cc Georgio Napolitano - tu Olivia Newton John – gb, lb, ol, pd, pf, tc, tm, tu Linda Nolan – dr Masazo Nonaka – cc, dt Sutopo Purho Nugroho – sk* Nobuhiko Obayashi - cb Frank O’Farrell – bg Gerry O’Hara – yb Coralee O’Rourke - pr Tom Osmond - bg Richard Overton – te, yb – DNS DUE TO DEATH Gwenda Owen – cb Janis Paige – bk Luis Palau Jr - tm Irene Papas – m4 Neil Papiano – pr Kerri Parker - dl Manohar Parrikar – di, ms Richard Parsons - sk I.M. Pei – fb, te Javier Perez de Cuellar – pf, tu Gary Perkins - dd - DNS DUE TO DEATH Isabel Peron - tu Martin Peters – sd HRH Prince Philip – dr, dt, m4, pf, tc, te, tu Leslie Phillips – fb, sd, tc Nick Philippoussis – gr Carl Piddington - ds Rosamunde Pilcher – bg Sidney Poitier – ol, to Bloody Billy Pon - jr Marie Powell – dr David Powlinson – di, jr David Prowse – lb, m4, ol Marsh Pratley – dd, mp Bishop Francis Quinn - ds Lucile Randon - cb Sumner Redstone – gc Johann Rehbogen - sc Bruce Reid - dl Renaud - jr Simon Ricketts – ba, dt, gu, jr*, sd, te, tm* - DNS DUE TO DEATH Fernando Ricksen – bp, cb, cc, di, dt, gr, qr, gu, jr, mp, pd, sd, sk, te, to, tu*, yb John Richardson – gb Shane Rimmer - bg Fred Rister – gu, ms, ph William Roache – dr Michael Robinson – mp, sk Smokey Robinson – gb Maria Giuseppa Robucci – ds, pd, sc, te Clodagh Rogers – gb Fernando Romero – di*, gr Li Rui – dl, fb Jeremy Ryan - pr Eve Marie Saint – te Chris Sargent – dl Ray Sawyer – di – DNS DUE TO DEATH Stephen Schullman - ms Michael Schumacher – bp Luton Shelton - pr Sri Sri Sri Shivakumara Swamiji – ba, cb*, cc, di, dl, fb, gr*,qr, jr, mp*,ms*, ph, sc, te, to Neil Simon – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Amanda Smith - dl Mark E Smith – dr, sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Tim Smith – lb* June Spencer – bg, yb Jimmy Spicer – ba, dd Arnold Spielberg - te Jackie Stallone – bg Stefan Karl Stefanson – dr – DNS DUE TO DEATH Ian St John – bp Nobby Stiles – gc, mp, ol, pd*,pf, sd, tc, to Mary Stopes-Roe - pd Mel Stottlemyre Sr. – tm Julie Strain – di, sc Una Stubbs – bp Margret Sturlaugsdottir - pr Peter Sutcliffe – gc, yb Shotenro Taishi - pr Bobby Tampling - gc Kane Tanaka – bk, ds, dt, te, tm, yb* Ruthie Thompson – m4*, gc Stacey Title - sk Totalbiscuit – sd - DNS DUE TO DEATH Peter Tork – gb, gu, ol* Tyler Trent – dd*, gu, mp, ph, sc Jean-Louis Trintignant – ba, bk, cb, dd, dt, gu, jr, mp, ms, ol, pd, ph, qr, sk, tm, to, tu, yb Donald Trump - lb Thuy Thanh Truong - gr Morgan Tsvangirai – sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Bill Turnbull – bp, ds, m4, tu, yb Desmond Tutu – bp Gudren Ure – lb Brian Urquart - lb Victor Valimaki - sc Joe Vento – ds, fb Marieke Vervoot – sd* Renee Walinga - sc Murray Walker – bp Larry Wallis - mp Barbara Walters – tc John Watson - pd Harvey Weinstein – bp Doddie Weir - to Lisa Wells – dl, ms Fez Whatley - pr Betty White – bg, pf, te, to June Whitfield – bg – DNS DUE TO DEATH Bill Whyman – bg Marty Wilde – gb Mike Willisee – cc, ds Chris Wilson – ba, di, sk Dawn Wilson – dr Ray Wilson – sd – DNS DUE TO DEATH Barbara Windsor – m4 Ronnie Wood – dr Herman Wouk – bg, cc, fb, gu, m4, pf, qr, ol, te, tm, to L’il Xan - lb Muhyiddin Yassin – pr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 Deathrace 2019 - Those Rules in Full: 1 - The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2019 points. 2 - To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have:i: a team of twenty topplers ("topplers" must be at least 18 years old on 1 Jan 2019; but are otherwise unrestricted). ii: Deathlist membership (i.e. be at least a pointless ranter and at most a dedicated Cumbrian corpse hound, or summat) 2a: A player may enter as many team members facing state execution as s/he wants but said picks will only count for deathrace points if they die by means other than state execution - murder, suicide, ill health etc. 3 - Entries close promptly at midnight on 30 December and entry can be made either by sending a team of twenty to MPFC via PM hereabouts and/or by posting a team of twenty on the Deathrace 2019 thread. 4 - Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9 below) and the score for each death is calculated as one point for each complete calendar day remaining in 2019 after the death of the team member; so a death on 1 January earns 364 pts, a death on 2 January earns 363 pts etc. 5 - Each team must nominate one member as a joker and the joker scores double points on death. 6 - The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2019 pts. 7 - In the event that a death or deaths on a specific day push more than one player beyond a winning score the player with the highest overall score will be deemed to be the winner. 8 - In the event that two or more players tie for victory a Deathrace play off will ensue with all potential winners continuing to compete until such time as one potential winner scores more points than any other potential winner (such points continuing to be accrued as per the scoring system described in point 4 above). 9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties. 10 - To qualify for entry purposes team members must be alive at 00-01 hrs on 1 January 2019 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlitt Memorial Exemption (RHME) (see point 11). 11 - In honour of everybody's favourite Maddie-implicated paedo scum a candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently proven to have died previously will be awarded 366 points in the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit subsequently appears for said candidate. In the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit for the candidate is subsequently proven to have existed prior to commencement of the Deathrace all points will be voided. RHME points are only available during competition and in the event that a winner has been declared before discovery of a qualifyiing RHME candidate no revision of the final result will occur. Similarly, if some lucky candidate is awarded RHME points and these points are still in play at the time a winner is declared the points will not subsequently be voided and may - therefore - count towards a championship. All disputes relating to RHME will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 11a - Similarly to pt 11 above, if an obited death occurs during play of the Deathrace and is missed despite MPFC's best efforts to stay in touch and/or the spirited efforts of Deathrace participants and said death is missed in totting up points, after which a winner is declared, then this death will not count for competition purposes. The same is true in the case of a known death gathering a late obit and therefore allowing some other competitor to be declared a winner. All disputes relating to rule 11a will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 12 - In the event that Deathlist editing options or other online trickery is discovered to have been employed in the editing of teams, those duly fingered for such cheating will be removed from the Deathrace and banned for life from subsequent entry into Deathraces. 13 - The prize will be awarded as follows:i: Should the winner agree to attend a DLCon with MPFC a double measure of alcholic drinks (pints, wine or spirits) will be supplied by MPFC along with much hearty congratulations and back-slapping. ii: A carefully chosen and appropriate prize will be posted to the winner (such as the DVD copy of the original Deathrace movie supplied to the 2009 champion). iii: MPFC will make a charitable donation to a cause of the winner's choice (as has been the case with four of the five existing winnings of the Deathrace). This course of action is highly encouraged and is known to show dead poolers as something other than the sicko scum many ranters believe us to be. AND FINALLY...A masterlist of entries will be posted after the closing date. MPFC will undertake to update the scoreboard at least once every seven days. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 28, 2018 Deathrace forum guide #1: This legend known as Stan Lee hasn’t had the best year this year. Will he finally be disassembled early next year? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,421 Posted October 28, 2018 Ten years of Deathrace! No one has ever retained the title either. Until 2019, of course. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #2 Anne Hamilton-Byrne Nonagenarian nut-job who's proven more Zsa Zsa than Zsa Zsa herself in terms of hanging on in the face of terminal diagnosis and the withering effects of anno domini. Given the evils that passed for enlightenment in the cult she ran it seems a fair bet that no gatekeeper in anyone's idea of paradise is in a great hurry to admit her. Maybe that explains her persistent prick-tease performance where dead poolers are concerned. She can run, but surely can't hide for much longer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, msc said: Ten years of Deathrace! No one has ever retained the title either. Until 2019, of course. A timely reminder that the one thing missing from the posts at the top is a list of past winners, on it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 28, 2018 Who will be presiding over the master list? I’m sure Stan Lee wouldn’t mind doing it, unless you have someone else in mind... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted October 28, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #3: *Resists urge to post another Leah Bracknell* Terry Jones is going the way of Peter Falk. He's not looking too clever these days either, as it goes. Is it wise to always look on the bright side of life when, lamentably, he can barely remember his name or not to piss himself nowadays? Could be a quick exit... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted October 28, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #4: Resisting failed. I'm not about to leave her out in the cold. She's in it as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 28, 2018 42 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends 2018 - DDT I do need to remind you that DDT didn’t win in 2018, but the, er, 2015 winner won last year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 28, 2018 Death race forum guide #5 French actor Jean Louis Trintignant has been off chemo for cancer for months and at age 88 that can be very hard to survive. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Joey Russ said: I do need to remind you that DDT didn’t win in 2018, but the, er, 2015 winner won last year... Holy f***! That'll teach me to try doing three things at once - on it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YorkshireBanker 168 Posted October 28, 2018 Death race forum guide #6 My Perogative is too pick Rangers Legend Bobby Brown if he is alive Jan 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 29, 2018 Death Race 2019 Form Guide #7 -- GLADYS KNIGHT Gladys Knight is suffering from an ailment or two. At the funeral for Aretha Franklin, Knight came out of the shadows and informed the public she too was suffering from the same disease (pancreatic cancer) that took down The Queen of Soul. After the media ran with that, some clarification was necessary, and Gladys would say 'when I said we shared the same disease, I meant cancer'. Stage 1 breast cancer. Apparently that is on par with pancreatic cancer, cher Knight! So if her raging stage 1 cancer doesn't take her down, maybe her Foot-In-Mouth Disease will do the deed. Neither One Of Us...wants to be the first to say goodbye...to Gladys Knight, unless you are the lucky person who has her in Death Race 2019! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,513 Posted October 29, 2018 Death Race 2019 Form Guide #8: Lil Xan Part of the "throw a rock and hit a Soundcloud rapper" initiative of deadpooling that has provided a decent bounty over the past two years, why not take a punt on Redlands, California's finest? In the wake of Mac Miller's death, Xanny Boy announced his retirement from rap music at the grand old age of 22, and followed it up by being hospitalised three weeks later for what he claimed was "eating too many Flamin' Hot Cheetos". It'd be a downer if you missed out on Xan. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted October 30, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #9: This asshole has already lasted 2 years of his presidency, but will he finally get fired in early January? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Deathrace Form Guide #9: This asshole has already lasted 2 years of his presidency, but will he finally get fired in early January? Fired? No - but the abnormal end of his presidency wouldn't surprise too many people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 30, 2018 Death Race 2019 Form Guide #10: Cardinal (Ret.) Roger Etchegaray After retiring from the third highest post in the Vatican a couple years ago, a place where he had twice fallen and broken his leg (most recently at 93 years old), Cardinal Roger found himself living in a Catholic retirement home in France with his beloved sister, herself a retired nun. Unfortunately the Reaper's aim was off a wee bit and when he went after 'Etchegaray', and it was Roger's sister who found the touch of death earlier this year, leaving Roger cold, naked and afraid. If his aim is better, it won't be a mamby pamby broken leg this time for Etchegaray. When the Reaper wants you, he get's you. That's the cardinal rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,976 Posted October 30, 2018 Death Race 2019 Form Guide #11: Matilda The Hun The Main Villian of the Wrestling Series Glow in it's first 2 season,this 6 Foot 4(193 cm) Amazon's signature move was the Big Splash which she learned from watching English Legend Big Daddy. The now (69)? (70) year old has spent the last decade wheelchair bound widower and based on her GoFundMe page dealing with a whole series of health issues. After making her decade younger rival Mountain Fiji tap out in January 2018,the Reaper might be ready to feel The Glow again January 2019 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 30, 2018 On 28/10/2018 at 23:01, YorkshireBanker said: Death race forum guide #6 My Perogative is too pick Rangers Legend Bobby Brown if he is alive Jan 1 No chance. Watched a series of interviews with him very recently. Other ex Scot managers will go afore him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 3, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #12: Pope Benedict XVI Retired on ill health in 2013, The longer he lives the longer you wonder why he really resigned but maybe fete will catch it's monkey after hogmanay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,976 Posted November 8, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #13: Dorothy Morrison Turns 100 on Jan 3,the former child actress is one of the last surviving performers to appear in the Our Gang Short films. Her older brother Sunshine Morrison was the first black actor to sign a long term contract with a film studio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted November 11, 2018 Deathrace Form Guide #14 June Whitfield Oh aye, and whilst we're fingering her for this thread let's all wish her a happy 93rd birthday! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
