msc 18,562 Posted April 30, 2019 Quarterfinals Masterlist 1. Kathleen Blanco – TQR, Chorizo*, Clorox, Bou*, Spade, Banana, DI* 2. Milton Born with a Tooth - DI 3. Beth Chapman – Bou 4. Stanley Crouch – Reptile, Spade 5. Sprent Dabwido – TQR, Chorizo, Clorox*, Bou, Reptle*, Banana, DI* 6. Sergio Denis – Reptile 7. Tommy DeVito - Spade 8. Tommy Donbavand – TQR, Chorizo, Clorox, Bou Banana 9. Pau Dones – Reptile 10. Steve Essex - DI 11. Lois Evans - Bou 12. Rachel Held Evans – Clorox, Banana 13. Maria Falzone - Reptile 14. Bill Fleischman – Clorox 15. Sunny Garcia – Clorox, Spade, Banana, DI 16. Joe Garrison (GRT Race cars) – Spade* 17. Syed Al Geelani - Reptile 18. Ed Genson – TQR, Banana 19. Greg Gilbert- TQR 20. Denis Goldberg – chorizo 21. Johnny Harris - Reptile 22. Queenie Harris – Reptile, Banana 23. Cecilia Huerta – Spade, DI 24. Lee Kerslake – TQR 25. Sam Lloyd – TQR 26. Tom Long – Chorizo, Clorox 27. Eddie Marlin – Chorizo 28. Ahmed Mansoor – Clorox 29. Steve McDonald (Celtic musician) – Bou 30. D Mc3w3n - Reptile 31. Bat McGrath – Bou 32. Pat Musitano - DI 33. Subir Nandi – Bou, Spade Banana 34. Lee Noble – Chorizo, Spade 35. Anibal Pachano - Chorizo 36. Hau Pei-tsun – TQR* 37. Genesis Porridge – Clorox 38. Arthur Ramallho - DI 39. Johann Rehbogen - Bou 40. Fernando Ricksen - Chorizo 41. Maria Robucci – TQR 42. ATM Shamsuzzaman- Clorox, DI 43. John Starling – TQR, Chorizo, Bou, Banana 44. Ji Sizun - Spade 45. Kane Tanaka – TQR, Bou 46. Barry Thornton - DI 47. Mac Toole - Spade 48. Jean Vanier – Clorox, Spade, Banana*, DI 49. Jorge Vergara - Reptile 50. Archbishop Rembert Weakland – Chorizo Banana 51. Ani Yudhoyono - Reptile 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,562 Posted April 30, 2019 Qfinals 1. The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 2. Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 3. Reptile vs Banana 4. Clorox v Chorizo TQR (Pei-tsun*, Kerslake, Dabwido, Gilber, Robucci, Blanco, Tanaka, Starling, Donbavand, Lloyd, Genson) Vs Boudicca – (Blanco*, Chapman, Dabwido, Donbavand, Evans L, McDonald, McGrath Nandi, Rehbogen, Starling, Tanaka) Spade - (Blanco, Crouch, DeVito, Garcia, Garrison*, Nandi, Noble, Huerta, Sizun, Toole, Vanier) Vs DI – (Blanco*, Dabwido, Tooth, Essex, Vanier, Ramalho, Huerta, Musitano, Thornton, Garcia, Shamsuzzaman) Reptile - (Dabwido*, Yudhoyono, Crouch, Harris, Vergara, McEwen, Geelani, Dones, Denis, Harris, Falzone) Vs Banana – (Vanier*, Weakland, Starling, Nandi, Blanco, Harris, Garcia, Dabwido, Evans, Donbavandd, Genson) Clorox – (Blanco, Dabwido*, Donbavand, Evans, Fleischman, Garcia, Long, Mansoor, Porridge, Shamsuzzaman, Vanier) Vs Chorizo – (Blanco*, Dabwido, Donbavand, Goldberg, Noble, Starling, Weakland, Pachano, Long, Ricksen, Marlin) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,562 Posted April 30, 2019 Semifinals 1. Spade OR DI vs Reptile OR Banana 2. Chorizo OR Clorox vs The Quim Reaper OR Boudicca 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr_T 254 Posted April 30, 2019 Good luck to everyone in the quarter finals. Interesting to read the masterlist. No surprise that as we move towards the pointy end of the competition that the runners are more obscure. Certainly wouldn't like to have my name on there! Good luck to them as well. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,080 Posted May 1, 2019 FFS TQR - BOU have like 8 common names! (OK, 5)... TQR (Pei-tsun*, Kerslake, Gilbert, Robucci, Blanco, Lloyd, Genson) Vs Boudicca – (Blanco*, Chapman, Evans L, McDonald, McGrath, Nandi, Rehbogen) Don't know Pei-tsun, let's assume they die. TQM has supercent Robucci and cuts Bou's joker in half. None of the others will die. Boudicca has her half-Joker, and 95 yr old Rehbogen, possibly Nandi and longshot McDonald. The rest should live. It may well come down to Robucci v Rehbogen, which is pretty damned interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,479 Posted May 1, 2019 Pei-tsun dying really would do me a solid...failing that, as per my previous war cry: ”I am definitely going to lose this, arse burgers” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,080 Posted May 1, 2019 3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Pei-tsun dying really would do me a solid...failing that, as per my previous war cry: ”I am definitely going to lose this, arse burgers” Um.... no. Seems a very interesting match. Meaning it'll be 15-3 one way or the other lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,653 Posted May 1, 2019 14 hours ago, msc said: All 8 Quarterfinal teams are in! Which means... He drew in Round 1, but got back up again. He lost in Round 2, but got back up again. He lost in Round 3 and now, for Bibliogryphon: Cuts to manager interview "It is really disappointing to go out in this way but it was clear to see we were outplayed. I don't know what the lads could have done differently. Now we have to look towards next season when we have a real shot at the title" Everyone else laughs uncontrollably. 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,479 Posted May 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Um.... no. Seems a very interesting match. Meaning it'll be 15-3 one way or the other lol My wins have been 6-3, 6-3 and 3-0. @Boudicca's wins have been 3-0, 0-0 and 0-0. Either way, neither of us are exactly odds on to get a cricket score. And if it comes to a coin toss, I'm buggered 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,062 Posted May 1, 2019 Clorox off the mark with the death of Bill Fleischman: https://www.philly.com/flyers/bill-fleischman-obituary-flyers-beat-writer-stanley-cup-champions-20190501.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,562 Posted May 1, 2019 Well, Clorox is off to a Flyer... 1. The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 0-0 2. Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 0-0 3. Reptile vs Banana 0-0 4. Clorox v Chorizo 4-0 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,080 Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Death Impends said: Clorox off the mark with the death of Bill Fleischman: https://www.philly.com/flyers/bill-fleischman-obituary-flyers-beat-writer-stanley-cup-champions-20190501.html OK we are all here to learn things. I just googled and limited the search to everything up to 4/30. Nary a single entry about so much as this fucker being ill. Clorox... twitter maybe (I dont' use it) where the hell you get this guy's name? You live in Philly? lol SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,478 Posted May 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: OK we are all here to learn things. I just googled and limited the search to everything up to 4/30. Nary a single entry about so much as this fucker being ill. Clorox... twitter maybe (I dont' use it) where the hell you get this guy's name? You live in Philly? lol SC I also don't use Twitter. It was my lucky day. A bunch of people with blue ticks commented on this tweet: Take note; "tough time" = dead within a week, clearly! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,080 Posted May 1, 2019 Aye, great catch. Well done Clorox! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 865 Posted May 2, 2019 Reminds me of Keith Cass last month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,639 Posted May 2, 2019 As with all other avid readers of Dirt On Dirt - The Internet's #1 Resource For Dirt Car Racing News - I was very upset to learn about the passing of GRT Racing CEO Joe Garrison. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted May 2, 2019 Congratulations to Clorox on your victory. Sorry I couldn't give you a better fight. Good luck in the coming rounds. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,562 Posted May 2, 2019 Garrison follows Tebbit Sr and gets on his bike oot of here. Joker points for Spade. Spade Cooley deadpool teams, they're not competitive guesses, they're "to do" lists for the Reaper... 1. The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 0-0 2. Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 8-0 3. Reptile vs Banana 0-0 4. Clorox v Chorizo 4-0 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,478 Posted May 2, 2019 The only way Spade can continue this trend of rhyming hits, Harrison and Garrison, is by following up in June with Farrison. July might be trickier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,639 Posted May 2, 2019 Watch out South African actor Keenan Arrison, bodybuilding contest MC Kim "Kong" Farrison and true crime novelist James Marrison. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,272 Posted May 3, 2019 Those who held on to John Starling the past few months will finally get some points for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,562 Posted May 3, 2019 Ok, Starling gives points to TQR and Bou. Chorizo is back in his tie, and Banana takes the lead against Reptile. Yes, Boudicca's clean sheet run has ended after 92 days. Impressive imo. 1. The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 3-3 2. Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 8-0 3. Reptile vs Banana 0-3 4. Clorox v Chorizo 4-3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,639 Posted May 3, 2019 Ditched him for last month when I saw a photo of him out for a fucking steak dinner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,080 Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: Ditched him for last month when I saw a photo of him out for a fucking steak dinner. Looks like he allergic to steak. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,478 Posted May 4, 2019 Rachel Held Evans dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
