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 Quarterfinals Masterlist                  

1.       Kathleen Blanco – TQR, Chorizo*, Clorox, Bou*, Spade, Banana, DI*

2.       Milton Born with a Tooth - DI

3.       Beth Chapman – Bou

4.       Stanley Crouch – Reptile, Spade

5.       Sprent Dabwido – TQR, Chorizo, Clorox*, Bou, Reptle*, Banana, DI*

6.       Sergio Denis – Reptile

7.       Tommy DeVito - Spade

8.       Tommy Donbavand – TQR, Chorizo, Clorox, Bou Banana

9.       Pau Dones – Reptile

10.   Steve Essex - DI

11.   Lois Evans - Bou

12.   Rachel Held Evans – Clorox, Banana

13.   Maria Falzone - Reptile

14.   Bill Fleischman – Clorox

15.   Sunny Garcia – Clorox, Spade, Banana, DI

16.   Joe Garrison (GRT Race cars) – Spade*

17.   Syed Al Geelani - Reptile

18.   Ed Genson – TQR, Banana

19.   Greg Gilbert- TQR

20.   Denis Goldberg – chorizo

21.   Johnny Harris - Reptile

22.   Queenie Harris – Reptile, Banana

23.   Cecilia Huerta – Spade, DI

24.   Lee Kerslake – TQR

25.   Sam Lloyd – TQR

26.   Tom Long – Chorizo, Clorox

27.   Eddie Marlin – Chorizo

28.   Ahmed Mansoor – Clorox

29.   Steve McDonald (Celtic musician) – Bou

30.   Destinee McEwen - Reptile

31.   Bat McGrath – Bou

32.   Pat Musitano - DI

33.   Subir Nandi – Bou, Spade Banana

34.   Lee Noble – Chorizo, Spade

35.   Anibal Pachano - Chorizo

36.   Hau Pei-tsun – TQR*

37.   Genesis Porridge – Clorox

38.   Arthur Ramallho - DI

39.   Johann Rehbogen - Bou

40.   Fernando Ricksen - Chorizo

41.   Maria Robucci – TQR

42.   ATM Shamsuzzaman- Clorox, DI

43.   John Starling – TQR, Chorizo, Bou, Banana

44.   Ji Sizun - Spade

45.   Kane Tanaka – TQR, Bou

46.   Barry Thornton - DI

47.   Mac Toole - Spade

48.   Jean Vanier – Clorox, Spade, Banana*, DI

49.   Jorge Vergara - Reptile

50.   Archbishop Rembert Weakland – Chorizo Banana

51.   Ani Yudhoyono - Reptile

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Qfinals

1.       The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca

2.       Spade Cooley vs Death Impends

3.       Reptile vs Banana

4.       Clorox v Chorizo

 

 

TQR (Pei-tsun*, Kerslake, Dabwido, Gilber, Robucci, Blanco, Tanaka, Starling, Donbavand, Lloyd, Genson)

Vs Boudicca – (Blanco*, Chapman, Dabwido, Donbavand, Evans L, McDonald, McGrath Nandi, Rehbogen, Starling, Tanaka)

 

 

Spade  - (Blanco, Crouch, DeVito, Garcia, Garrison*, Nandi, Noble, Huerta, Sizun, Toole, Vanier)

Vs DI – (Blanco*, Dabwido, Tooth, Essex, Vanier, Ramalho, Huerta, Musitano, Thornton, Garcia, Shamsuzzaman)

 

 

Reptile  - (Dabwido*, Yudhoyono, Crouch, Harris, Vergara, McEwen, Geelani, Dones, Denis, Harris, Falzone)

Vs Banana – (Vanier*, Weakland, Starling, Nandi, Blanco, Harris, Garcia, Dabwido, Evans, Donbavandd, Genson)

 

 

Clorox – (Blanco, Dabwido*, Donbavand, Evans, Fleischman, Garcia, Long, Mansoor, Porridge, Shamsuzzaman, Vanier)

Vs Chorizo – (Blanco*, Dabwido, Donbavand, Goldberg, Noble, Starling, Weakland, Pachano, Long, Ricksen, Marlin)

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Semifinals

1.        Spade OR DI vs Reptile OR Banana

2.        Chorizo OR Clorox vs The Quim Reaper OR  Boudicca

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Good luck to everyone in the quarter finals.  Interesting to read the masterlist.  No surprise that as we move towards the pointy end of the competition that the runners are more obscure.  Certainly wouldn't like to have my name on there!  Good luck to them as well.

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FFS TQR - BOU have like 8 common names!  (OK, 5)...


TQR (Pei-tsun*, Kerslake, Gilbert, Robucci, Blanco, Lloyd, Genson)

Vs Boudicca – (Blanco*, Chapman, Evans L, McDonald, McGrath, Nandi, Rehbogen)

Don't know Pei-tsun, let's assume they die. TQM has supercent Robucci and cuts Bou's joker in half. None of the others will die.
Boudicca has her half-Joker, and 95 yr old Rehbogen, possibly Nandi and longshot McDonald. The rest should live.

It may well come down to Robucci v Rehbogen, which is pretty damned interesting.

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Pei-tsun dying really would do me a solid...failing that, as per my previous war cry:

 

I am definitely going to lose this, arse burgers”

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3 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Pei-tsun dying really would do me a solid...failing that, as per my previous war cry:

 

I am definitely going to lose this, arse burgers”

Um.... no.  Seems a very interesting match.  Meaning it'll be 15-3 one way or the other lol

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14 hours ago, msc said:

All 8 Quarterfinal teams are in! Which means...

 

He drew in Round 1, but got back up again.

He lost in Round 2, but got back up again.

He lost in Round 3 and now, for Bibliogryphon:

 

 

Cuts to manager interview 

 

"It is really disappointing to go out in this way but it was clear to see we were outplayed. I don't know what the lads could have done differently.  Now we have to look towards next season when we  have a real shot at the title"

 

Everyone else laughs uncontrollably. 

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8 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Um.... no.  Seems a very interesting match.  Meaning it'll be 15-3 one way or the other lol

 

My wins have been 6-3, 6-3 and 3-0.

@Boudicca's wins have been 3-0, 0-0 and 0-0.

 

Either way, neither of us are exactly odds on to get a cricket score. And if it comes to a coin toss, I'm buggered :lol:

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Well, Clorox is off to a Flyer...

 

1.       The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 0-0

2.       Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 0-0

3.       Reptile vs Banana 0-0

4.       Clorox v Chorizo 4-0

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1 hour ago, Death Impends said:



OK we are all here to learn things.  I just googled and limited the search to everything up to 4/30.  Nary a single entry about so much as this fucker being ill.
Clorox... twitter maybe (I dont' use it)  where the hell you get this guy's name?  You live in Philly?  lol
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16 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:


OK we are all here to learn things.  I just googled and limited the search to everything up to 4/30.  Nary a single entry about so much as this fucker being ill.
Clorox... twitter maybe (I dont' use it)  where the hell you get this guy's name?  You live in Philly?  lol
SC

I also don't use Twitter. It was my lucky day. A bunch of people with blue ticks commented on this tweet:

 

 

Take note; "tough time" = dead within a week, clearly!

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Aye, great catch.  Well done Clorox!  

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Reminds me of Keith Cass last month

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As with all other avid readers of Dirt On Dirt - The Internet's #1 Resource For Dirt Car Racing News - I was very upset to learn about the passing of GRT Racing CEO Joe Garrison.

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Congratulations to Clorox on your victory.  Sorry I couldn't give you a better fight.  Good luck in the coming rounds.

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Garrison follows Tebbit Sr and gets on his bike oot of here. Joker points for Spade.

 

Spade Cooley deadpool teams, they're not competitive guesses, they're "to do" lists for the Reaper...

 

1.       The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 0-0

2.       Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 8-0

3.       Reptile vs Banana 0-0

4.       Clorox v Chorizo 4-0

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The only way Spade can continue this trend of rhyming hits, Harrison and Garrison, is by following up in June with Farrison. July might be trickier.

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Ok, Starling gives points to TQR and Bou. Chorizo is back in his tie, and Banana takes the lead against Reptile.

 

Yes, Boudicca's clean sheet run has ended after 92 days. Impressive imo.

 

 

 

1.       The Quim Reaper vs Boudicca 3-3

2.       Spade Cooley vs Death Impends 8-0

3.       Reptile vs Banana 0-3

4.       Clorox v Chorizo 4-3

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Ditched him for last month when I saw a photo of him out for a fucking steak dinner. 

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2 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Ditched him for last month when I saw a photo of him out for a fucking steak dinner. 

Looks like he allergic to steak.

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