I'm going with a themed selection.
Farmer Trampled To Death By Cows
Escaped Bull Shot By Police Marksman
Beef Withdrawn From Shelves After Health Scare
Matador Gored By Bull Dies
Prime Minister Criticised For Eating Veal
Tourist Gored In Pamplona Bull Run
Escaped Cow Causes Motorway Chaos
Cattle Rustling On The Increase
Foot And Mouth Outbreak Confirmed
Diane Abbott Hurt By "Stupid Cow" Jibe
Abbatoir Workers Announce Indefinite Strike
Sensational Scenes As Cows Overthrow Humans And Start New World Order