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Rick Astley looks bloody good for 91 though, doesn't he!

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So, Glenn's dead, then?

Norden's former chauffeur releases purported image of him at his birthday bash

So, Glenn's dead, then? Glenn Miller was killed in a plane crash in 1944. CNN has the story http://www.cnn.com/2...-musician-obit/

ATOS have have assessed Richard III as fit for work.

Judging by Minnie and Pluto's expressions, Lucas and Mickey had to wipe the 'brown stuff' off their Sabres before the photo... That's Goofy, dude.

No. It was getting a bit too bigoted boooooooooooo

No,although ive heard the song its before even my time!! Honor is 87 years old and, going by the last time I saw her, I still would.

Let me guess - he used to drive him around in a big old boat...

Year 6 pupils will shortly be taking a National Test in grammar, punctuation and spelling. See how you do! Anyone achieving 100% correct can award themselves the (virtual) honez Memorial Trophy.

Hmmm. Couldnt agree more Winds. Whether it be cancer*, having a baby** or getting off drugs***, i'm routinely told that i'll 'never understand X's struggle' because i've not been through what they have. A common word used is 'hero' and it pisses me off. *: I have never met anyone who got cancer and said 'fuck it, i'll just die then'. You're not a fucking hero for fighting cancer, you just have a self preservation instinct. Whether you win or not is usually down to a combination of early detection, good genes and quality treatment, none of which YOU should actually get any credit for. Well done for not dying, cancer twat! **: So you've had/are having a kid? Well done and welcome to the exclusive club of several billion. If it was that fucking hard, human kind would have died out millenia ago. Good job letting those cells replicate inside of you and subsequqntly expelling them from your body, pregnant / ex-pregnant twat! ***: Gave up drugs? How about some credit to those of us 'heros' not fucking stupid enough to get hooked on gear in the first place? Again, you're not a hero for saving your own life. 'I had a choice between sticking shit in my veins and dying, or stopping and living. It was the hardest thing i ever done...'. Well done for being normal, junky twat!

No offence is intended to any member here... ...but I'd like to put a particular type of cancer survivor into Room 101. I have one woman on my facebook friends list who survived breast cancer a few years back. Tonight she decided to post the following: "Cancer defo makes you stronger". And its that what annoys me! Cancer survivors who believe that they are a cut above the rest of us because they survived cancer. Admirable achievement true, but lets get on with your life now, eh? And I know another one! She is a first class cunt, but you can't disagree with her, and you certainly can't criticise her. Why not? Because she's a cancer survivor. I think we need to change our culture toward cancer survivors. We need to realise that cancer survivors are just normal people who were lucky in overcoming a deadly disease. We need to realise that if they are cunts, we should be able to call them cunts without fear of being seen as a complete bastard! We need to let them know that now that they are better, they are just like us again - we can treat them like shit just as we did before. I'm not sure if this makes me a terrible person, but I don't really care.

I think he means me. I posted that "talking to oneself in public" remark as a reply to four posts from the same IP address. How that makes me a Nazi bastard I fail to understand. I think I'll order one of my agents to call that number. Sieg, Hein

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover. Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer?? Where do you think you are, 1972?