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In the 1950's Superman TV show, newspaper boss Perry White would frequently exclaim, "Great Caesar's ghost!" Not sure that is well-enough known for deadline purposes. So, maybe we should go with, "I come to bury Caesar", (and praise the committee for picking him).

Pity she wasn't on the list. You could have used Temple of Doom as the headline

Tell me Winston Smith, which reseptacle of left wing doublethink will house such brain-washing? Daily Mail? Daily Express? Telegraph? Times? Sun? Star? Sky News?

Maybe it's the wrong time of the month for him...

Can you fucking be clear about what the fucking fuck you're fucking talking about please? Why couldn't you have put "China's moon rover declared dead" instead? Many people will be aware that China had recently landed a moon rover and found that fact quite interesting, but not all of us knew it was called "Jade Rabbit" because not every single person necessarily obsesses over every detail of every single story that you do on whatever forum/news website you normally hang out on. And it wasn't exactly given extensive coverage in the UK media. In fact I'd say most people reading that would have thought you were going on about some sodding cartoon character. That's what I thought. This is a problem that happens in regard to a number of different topics/news events all over the internet. People drop obscure names and references all day and presume everyone else knows what they're talking about. Why do so many gormless cunts just assume that just because they are familiar with the details/names involved in something, that means every single person in the world also is? BTW, I had just typed out a rant that was a lot more personally vindictive but decided to delete it because I thought it was good that you posted the news. So you got lucky that you only got called a cunt couple of times. But I'm still angry. Why is this world so full of thick, gormless cunts? I thought he was referring to Jade Goody's rabbit vibrator

What a surprise.

DL is off the mark - http://variety.com/2...-91-1201100019/

My, it's VERY breezy outside today in North Devon. I've just seen one of my neighbour's chickens blow past - and my neighbour lives half a mile away. The chicken was not looking entirely in control and heading in the general direction of London. She should be there in about an hour and a half.

Currently writing the longest "do not resuscitate" note in history.

Tony Benn "seriously ill" and on his fourth night in hospital. http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/ex-mp-tony-benn-is-seriously-ill-in-hospital.1392159330 Looks like any day now we could be "treated" to the ultimate display of leftie thought police hypocrisy - i.e. suddenly they will be going on about "respect for the dead", which they strangely never did last April........

...and its goodnight from her.

That nine times out of ten doesn't fucking work.

Hush dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm havin Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam....

Top Shirley Temple quote: "I stopped believing in Santa Claus at the age of six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph."

I actually agree with this. I've said it before, all notable deceased should be mentioned in the "Dead Of (year)" thread, regardless of whether they have a place in other threads. "The Dead Of ... " should be a comprehensive list.

So this place is populated by long-haired hippie civil servants....

Confused? You will be, after this week's episode of... General Hospital.

Ironic?