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Is that old Aaron Ramsey scoring curse still valid? Charity shield - Robin Williams Crystal Palace - James Alexander Gordon Everton - Lord Attenborough

This water bucket challenge bollocks. Its gone too far and has to stop. Its gone beyond charidee and its now done just so people can record the event in a "Look at me!! Im just a right on funny fucker, eh!" fashion. Enough FFS!!!!! If you really have to do it then nominate a tramp, give them a bar of soap and pour the water over them slowly so that they can have a good fucking wash. At least then you will have a clean tramp, you wouldn't have wasted water and you will be doing two things to make the world a better place instead of just massaging your fucking social network profile.

Prince Philip died?

Yes, that's the gist of it...

Impossible. I've never been an -er or an -or. Well I say "greats": the word they actually used was 'specials'. The context in which it was used remains a gray area...

Can we make it national policy that he snogs the face of all British politicians and recently imprisoned high profile celebrities, once he's done that he can start on the ppi salesmen and parking attendants. We could make this as a good thing for the country!

Another fantastic miss for DL, bravo to whoever it was on the committee who said "let's drop him" in place of individuals like James Randi and Tony Bennett who are in fine health. Especially given that there were repeated reports of ill health and a major hospitalisation last year. How many more misses than hits are we on now?

I'm 90% certain these two comments were meant to be funny in isolation but together they're hilarious.

Toast, Whoam and Rotten Ali all score 235 points with Richard Attenborough's departure; resulting in a new leader.. Rotten Ali 1225 points Captain Chorizo 1164 points Death Impends 826 points Whoam 955 points Toast 928 points Estuarian Float 618 points US Funeral Director 530 points the_engineer 513 points maryportfuncity 482 points Book 386 points The Unknown Man 275 points msc 0 points

What a lovely story! It's actually your fault though for jogging in a busy shopping area, you sweaty selfish twat... Oddly I wouldn't have thought keeping fit was your kind of thing going by your posts, Josephstarboarddullhamlet. Oh well. Who said owt about a busy shopping area? We're talking idyllic old worldly village green with a quaint row of shops including a newsagent. Horses, power walkers, lycra clad cyclists and joggers are a common sight and the green hosts regular cricket. Seriously, a fitting place for the voice of Little Britain to buy a paper.

O'Brien admits to "sexual misconduct" No way they'd do that...

Now concentrate this time, Dougal...