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I haven't commented either. I guess I'm on my deathbed or possibly dead as well.

Next on Jeremy Kyle. Is this Banshees' long lost son?

I'm here for an argument! regards, Hein No you're not.

£2.50 and I will tell you that you're a cunt That's a trade.

Hmmm probably Sid Caesar. But if you want one that's still alive, probably Kirk Douglas. Also, going in a bit of a different direction, but I have written letters to George Bush, Sr., Charles Aznavour, Dick Van Dyke, and Ed Asner. I have received autographed pictures from all of them.

On the contrary, I swear all the time and I know fucking everything. And you say it's a big turn off in women? That's not what you said last night when I was *****ing you in the **** with a candle while you ****ed all over my ****. YOU FUCKING LOVED IT! Keep going, Lardy, I'm nearly there...

Incidentally, the newest information says he's in a wheelchair and paralysed. So when he wizzes past all the spectators see is a bloke on wheels with his head leaning into the next corner. Business as usual, then.

Made me LOL. I'm a SciFi junkie and I've read quite a few stories involving cyborgs &c. I am not as optimistic as some of the culttranshumanists. While interfacing neurons with electronics is reality, that doesn't mean we're anywhere near controling machines directly from our nervous system, bypassing limbs, and getting sensory data back. I agree that once we are, economic forces will do the rest. Of course, cyborgs aren't immortal, as long as there's a living brain inside that will deteriorate over time. I'm not sure that upload-your-mind kite will fly. It's somewhat related to artificial intelligence, and progress in that field has been minimal in the last two decennia. As with several other difficult inventions1, it's been 50 years away for as long as I remember, conveniently far in the future for the people making statements to that effect. By the time they can be queried about their predictions, they're probably dead. 1Like the space elevator, nuclear fusion power or high quality natural language translations by computer. regards, Hein

I'm 39 and hurtling towards the big Four-Zero, married with a 15 year old daughter and the complete opposite to TE, just had a vasectomy!! And yes it really did hurt, it's like been kicked in the balls... twice...then a nice little infection as an added extra. I hope that when you do have kids TE you enjoy them whilst they are young, because when they hit them teenage years, they can be little shits! Hence, me having the snip to avoid making the same mistake twice.