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3 pointsDid you know Dr Zorders is an anagram of Massive Twat? Gotta love the English language! lol And youse is "Roll, Flee, Old Onanist!" So roll off innit, flabby (probably) Im lots of things but im not flabby!! HEY! There's only one chubster around here, and it ain't either of you bellends
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3 pointsIt's got some page three boobs, but you'd be obliged to pay for those now. If anyone is missing big tits in the sun newspaper Kelvin Mackenzie still has a column people can check out.
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2 pointsAnd possibly a man after your own heart LFN as one of his most famous ad campaigns featured the question of how many licks on hard pop one had to make before pop gave up the sweet reward ...
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2 pointsCouldn't afford a gun, I guess. regards, Hein
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2 pointsNo she was 60, her neck was 84 Handy.
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1 pointI didn't know that Toastie, mind you I don't watch it to be fair.......... Oh, it's great. As long as you can tolerate the violent deaths, blood and gore, incest, swearing, full frontal nudity, sex, torture and tits. Wilko's character has had his tongue torn out, so he didn't have any lines to learn. Sounds like Norfolk Toastie!!
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1 pointI didn't know that Toastie, mind you I don't watch it to be fair.......... Oh, it's great. As long as you can tolerate the violent deaths, blood and gore, incest, swearing, full frontal nudity, sex, torture and tits. Wilko's character has had his tongue torn out, so he didn't have any lines to learn.
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1 pointCause: our guest really, really wants it. Effect: none. regards, Hein
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1 pointSurely that is going to be a problem as cops should only shoot civilians when they are on duty He just couldn't wait! You're only supposed to shoot the curl, not the actual surfer.
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1 pointNot hospitalised but, Brian Blessed collapsed on stage yesterday with 'an apparent heart problem'. He was, however, fit to continue after a cup of sweet tea.
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1 pointNot exactly the point in theses cases though. William Roache is a pretty shite actor but his characters icon status will mean his deathed is griefporned to hell like Anne Kirkbrides has. I missed her off a fucking corrie theme team for crying out loud....
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1 pointIf the SNP thought they would get a tick in their box they would give afterbirth the vote.
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1 pointFuck, even 16 year olds get the vote up here. Eh, on topic, ukip, tory, labour. Any of the above will end in more terrorism, as they are all globalisation wankers. Liberal? Lol.... Do what the fuck youz want, Scotland won't be a part of it shortly, and when you burn in the self made Hell of fire, please, please , please take Richard Madely first
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1 pointAgreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel old. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. Holy fuck... I thought it; you said it.
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1 pointAlex Salmond as Ed Miliband's Deputy PM. Swathes of celebrity tax dodgers throwing themselves off the top of the nearest accountants, and daytime celebs choking on a British Bake Off Battenberg, should keep us busy for a whole fixed term parliament.
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1 pointGot an obit too... As did Masloff! It's primarily my responsibility to find the obits and most do get conjured up, but this was in August forchrissakes! EDIT - seems that the teams that picked them last year and didn't let me know that they had died (and had obits so they would have won points) sent them in again for this year, when a cursory bit of research would have given them the news of their demise. So Sod 'em, no points. they were there for the taking...
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1 pointShe's immobile and under a blanket, she might say she feels like a 70 year old but I'm not seeing her waddling down the Post Office to grab her place in the pension queue. She's one of ours however much she protests. So am I most of the time, and you don't see people picking me as their bloody joker, do you?
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