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So if I understand you correctly, you started out here as deathra. regards, Hein

You think Joost van der Westhuizen isn't famous enough (in Britain) but this guy is? Go figure.

So you have been told you will be getting about 3 inches but you are hoping for 10? Story of my fucking life, that.

Are you really an ordained minister? Respect if you are! Thank you! I am indeed - I was ordained as a minister in 2013, and inducted as the assistant pastor of a small Evangelical church in our village. I have a day job as well (accountancy) that pays the bills, so it's surprising I find as much time to come on here as I do!

Halibuts are anti anti Semitic..... Me no follow thought of train Dr.

Mike Ashley Pissed of the gormless Geordie's , but now he has really fucked over the Hun's Reading page after page of tears/ire/rage/wishes of ill/and downright death threats on the forums. Most entertaining, but considering the entrenched Loyalist connections, Ashley might not be that long a shot. (Have used one throwaway a/c to suggest his great granny was raped by the tans in 1919 Killarney). Offers of kneecapping etc are decried for being 'mild'.

I had forgotten Vangelis was involved too. Good shit.

Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not? It was mega hot!! I remember somebody frying an egg on the roof of a mini in an article on the old London "Today" programme ( the one where Bill Grundy got the Sex Pistols to swear and stuff....I watched that too) to demonstrate how hot it actually was. Us kids never had sun block, sun tan lotion or hats to keep our heads cool, no we were not nannied like kids are today. I can remember going back into school after the summer break to be greeted by my mate who had lost several layers of skin off of his shoulders due to sun burn. Didn't do him any harm, aye! Let's give Demis his due. Aphrodite's Child were sublime and ridiculous in equal measure, and all the better for it. I thought all the dwelling on naffness and "Abigail's Party" in yesterday's reports a bit misguided considering the man's more out there achievements.

Oh aye, and in case Zorders MPFCitis is dormant this should spark a relapse Myra Hindley and Ian Brady the infamous moors murderers = in mud or dreary marshland they buried remains of so many! Obviously the exclamation mark is my little flourish, but you get the point.

I just clipped mine a bit. After all, the relevant information is all available elsewhere on the web. I got used here to long signatures, but that doesn't mean I have to be part of the crowd. regards, Hein

Is Julie Bishop the next cab off the rank? Personally, I would prefer Turnbull, although when you compare Bishop with most of the senior LNP ministers she is certainly one of the best. Hockey must be a chance although be is arguably a greater political liability than Abbott. If Christopher Pyne becomes the next prime minister I will move. If nothing else if we replace Abbott with Bishop we are getting closer to the right hand of God. At least in the absence of a Cardinal or a Pope. Apologies to all non-Australian DLers. I will no longer comment about Australian politics in this thread and allow it to return to its true purpose of discussing the likelihood of the Duke of Edinburgh's death.

I can just imagine the conversation at Buckingham Palace this morning. QEII "I say Philip, the Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has just made you a knight" Phil the Greek "Who does that #$%$##$%wombat riding, koala fondling, kangaroo jockey think he is giving me a demotion?" Very hard to think what Abbott was thinking here. I believe the system here is that every year that 2 knighthoods/damehoods (is that the word?) can be given to extraordinary Australians. And so Abbott could think of no-one in Australia more deserving than Philip. I think Abbott has shown an unbelievable lack of awareness to go around cabinet and award this honour. I think Rolf Harris should be practising his acceptance speech for next year if this is an example of the level of thought that goes into these appointments.

We didn't until last year when this PM brought them back. At the time it was considered a bizarre throwback to a bygone age but now with this year's award to the Duke, people are angry/embarrassed and the PM has become a national laughing stock. Between this and all of his other screw-ups, back-flips and and plummeting poll figures, I think he will be gone by April, especially if his party lose this weekend's Queensland State election (they hold the state by a massive majority so if they lose it after just one term, which is a real possibility based on current polling with a 13% swing against them, it will be one of the biggest upsets in Australian political history...)

Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be. The first thing I thought of was THAT joke. Let's not go there... The aristocrats joke, you mean? If so: let's not go there... regards, Hein

Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true. Uhura, take that bloody thing out of your ear and come and sit on my alien rod.

Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76. Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth. Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy. Brilliant.

Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then...

Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be. The first thing I thought of was THAT joke. Let's not go there...

One of my favourites has to be the Tory former MP and now baroness, Virginia Bottomley. That re-arranges to give I'm an evil Tory bigot.

I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife. This could be dangerous. I mean, we don't know if he's infectious or owt. Come in Lardy! I am disappointed, nay ASHAMED to report that, in a professional capacity, I can find NOTHING on his condition whatsoever, but that leads me to believe that he's not actually THAT ill at the moment. The last item I can find in the newspaper regarding his trial over alleged sex offences is this http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/county_news/11737130.Apologetic_email_from_former_Devizes_mayor_a__gold_mine__to_alleged_sex_abuse_victim__court_hears/ He doesn't look at death's door to me, he just looks like a fat bastard. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Baseball cap!! For that alone, he deserves locking up forever. For those who can't be bothered to click through: I hope this trial is over quickly, so that he can get back to writing the next part of 'A Song Of Ice And Fire'.

Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be.

I'll update my sig when I fucking feel like it, fucknut. I was waiting for confirmation of my 2015 DDP entry..... so shuuuut uuuuuuuup. And also, since when did "being asked for your opinion" mean you get some magical right to not have somebody tell you it's retarded? No-one wants to hear some "OMG WHY ARENT ALL 50 CHOICES SOME AMERICAN BALL-THROWING EXPERT NOBODY IN BRITTUN HAS EVER HEARD OF" horse shit that make you sound like a caffeine-addled, FPS-addicted, much-less appealing American version of Deathray? (Sorry DR, just kiddin'........ like you were when you called me a moronicos, etc. or something) However I thought "Cancel My Appointments" was a funny team name and if Spade is telling you to go away then I'm ready to do a complete 180 and give you a second chance. Just try to be slightly less of a cunt....