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Aye, but will be still be revolving at 45 (a grim joke that only those old enough to have bought vinyl singles will get). It's the Vinyl Countdown!

You've got a shirt list! Awesome. Wear that shirt to the next DLCon, there might be some names on there the rest of us will want to nick.

Aye, but will be still be revolving at 45 (a grim joke that only those old enough to have bought vinyl singles will get).

You've got a shirt list! Awesome. Wear that shirt to the next DLCon, there might be some names on there the rest of us will want to nick. I haven't got a shirt list, but I've got a shit list.

Posted in Deaths Under 45 forum two hours earlier! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7763&p=220810 Hey I'm just doing like they do to me pfft SC 1:39 is before 11:36 on the clock. http://www.kidsnumbers.com/tick-tock-clock-game.php

And you only need to look at the post above yours to see that it was posted 14 hours earlier

Twenty Lords A-Leaving - This would have been a good name for the list I posted in Political Frailty of those members of the Upper House who have been given leave of absence (sent home to die) Bish, Bash, Bosh: - A team of senior clergy, boxers, Germans and Geoffrey Durham

Not very unexpected.... Nobody expects the ehrm, unexpected. regards, Hein

Not very unexpected....

"Hercules" Harold Johnson, linear Light Heavyweight champion in the early 60s who had five separate big box office fights with Archie Moore, dead at 86.

They have big lakes. They don't have blisters though...

So why not post the link yourself?

My sister once actually did that standing on a rake thing.

Is your name on this list? No. But the eventual 'winner' will be picked in dead pools all over the world.

It's worth noting that we could well see out the end of February with the #2 spot in the DDP being held by a theme team who have had just one hit, so to slap the DL around for a lack of hits isn't really fair.

Or stubbing your little toe, and then doing it again an hour later on the exact same toe. treading on a lego brick in the middle of the night while barefoot is no joke either. Nout compared to stepping on a K'Nex rod. When me and my sister lived at home, we shared a bedroom, and she did tapestry for a hobby. One day I stepped on a tapestry needle that she'd obviously lost or dropped, and it went RIGHT IN MY FOOT ABOUT A CENTIMETRE, and I had to stand there trying not to vom while she pulled it out. Now that fucking hurt. I once had a paper cut. :-(

Ooh, dunno. I mean, does the Telegraph obit count for our purposes? Bit bloody mainstream for the Deathrace. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/11418250/Pamela-Cundell-actress-obituary.html

I had to google that. At first I thought it was just your shorthand for a Kleenex tissue that "somehow" had become rock hard...

But you do get all the best jobs and better pay.... ...oh wait. At least you get into clubs for free on a Friday night whereas us blokes have to pay. On average women live a few years longer than geezers. I don't know how much fun those years are, living with faulty plumbing. regards, Hein I can't remember the last time I went into a club - it was probably about 3 years ago. It was full of pissed-up, middle-aged, mutton-dressed-as-spam slags looking to get fingered in the park on the way home......oh wait..... Fingered? You are in Wiltshire Lardy, that's going to be 14 fingers and retro Casio digital special going elbows in there. Anyway, while we are on the "oh woe is me coz I is a wimmin" bollocks, a woman at work has just given birth to her second child. Now how long has she got off for that then? How about ELEVEN MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back and complain when you've squeezed a watermelon out of your jap's eye and had someone chewing on your nipples for six months straight, and have had no proper sleep for the last four months of your pregnancy because you're the size of a fucking airship and can't turn over in bed without help from the local fire brigade, and then no sleep for the next three years because your lazy ass twat of a husband pretends to be asleep every time the baby screams, and then the one and only time he DOES get up in the night to take the baby downstairs to feed her, he comes and wakes you up to tell you PRINCESS DIANA HAS FUCKING DIED.

Its not as if there is even 100 posts a day on here, just read them all you lazy fuckers