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They already have someone to take the place of Zayn Malik at least for the rest of the tour. I'm sure they'll audition someone to come into the band full time for however long their popularity lasts. Is it Jeremy Clarkson?

Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil is suffering from throat cancer for the second time. Obit worthy.

Full time ended up with a 3-2 defeat. We scored in the 90th minute to level it at 2-2 then Clach ran up the park from the ko and scored the winner.

Did I say Roy Douglas was a bad joker? Well, he wasn't because he has died aged 107 (RIP to him) and here is the Telegraph on it.

They already have someone to take the place of Zayn Malik at least for the rest of the tour. I'm sure they'll audition someone to come into the band full time for however long their popularity lasts. Can't they just buy a new one in the shop?

Nigerian Governor Godswill Akpabio collapsed and the political party wants it hush hush, must be election time. Flown to the UK so y'all can keep a close eye on him :-) SC http://madailygist.com/governor-akpabio-collapses-rushed-to-uk-hospital-3/

We just posting every obit found now? Who is this person and if what notoriety are they? None that I see. I appreciate a good wife stabbing death though. For the record, podiatrist is a foot doctor. What are they called across the pond? SirC *shrugs* Think Vionic are quite a big company in the world of footwear, secretly I was more interested in the spousal steak knife aspect too! I would have used chiropodist, but there be niceties about descriptions. I've only ever heard of podiatry in non-UK contexts.

Seriously? How old are you? Where do you want me to start? Charles and Camilla is a real love story with happy end! Also, Charles is an old hippy and probably votes green. Yes that old familiar love story where out of a misplaced sense of honour a guy allows the woman he (supposedly) loves to marry his pal shack up with a brood mare 15 years his junior and subjects her a miserable marriage whilst cuckolding his pal until he finally drives away his wife and then she conveniently dies/is killed (delete as appropriate if you are Muhammed Al Fayad) and then they finally marry so she can care for him as he descends into an eccentric pensionerhood still waiting to fulfill his destiny. Why Disney haven't done that one I can only guess.

Radner was drop-dead gorgeous, there goes my ill-timed and utterly uncalled for joke about the fat lady singing when they hit the ground, then.

She's still going to die.

Death was a seminal punk band outta Detroit, seminal in that it consisted of three black guys (1 is dead) who would have been more like 67 than 47, so I knew straight away this was an imposter band. There was a documentary about them recently 'A Band Called Death'. Don't be fooled by substitutes. SirC

Seems there were two opera singers killed in the Germanwings airline crash. Oleg Bryjak and Maria Radner.

If I read that piece correctly ("Today is the day I have chosen to pass away with dignity in the face of my terminal illness, this terrible brain cancer that has taken so much from me - but would have taken so much more.") her death was a case of euthanasia/assisted suicide. Half a year ago she advised Brittany Maynard against such an end. I conclude that that woman subscribed to the moral school of "Do as I say, not as I do". Such hypocrisy isn't rare in Xians. Let me assure you all, there is absolutely NO fucking dignity in death, none whatsoever. The only thing that death does is reaffirm the utter absurdity of life. Well, that and the nail-biting uncertainty of dead pooling, eh? I love you Mary!! MWHA!!! Yourself LFN

He is considered lost, but he's a bit further down that list as the LofL and LotM are now running the other way round than previous years, with the latest stiff first, just as with the normal hits. Talking of which the scoring pages have now been updated. I forgot to upload those pages last night...

Firm believer in innocent until proven guilty, it's the only possible way that even approaches fair. But there comes a point even for me where sheer number of accusations starts to look incriminating. "His lawyer is denying ever single one of the accusations - he started at half past nine this morning and was still going at teatime" There's no real evidence for it but it IS scientific fact??? Moron... Sorry, that will have gone over your head, being as you're not from the UK. 'Brass Eye' was a satire. I was going to say "tongue in cheek" but on second thoughts better not.

Makes her the Womb Raider SC