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I'm sure he'll stay another day

Sectator: onlooker in need of a pee.

So she's 'deeply saddened' by the death of her mother in a FIRE? Fuck me, I'm 'deeply saddened' when I open the fridge and there's no cheese, or when Eastenders is cancelled because of fucking football. If my dad died in a fire I'd be fucking inconsolable and highly traumatised, not 'deeply saddened'.

My favourite typo of the day is contained in this report on Peter Stringfellow's "secret battle with lung cancer". (just below second photo, shortly before the reference to "the Big V"). Warning - contains photographs & video of Peter Stringfellow

Ronnies are dropping like flies lately! It's ArmageddRon!!

Ronnies are dropping like flies lately!

Moan, moan, fucking moan!Shut the fuck up! Moan, moan, fucking moan!Shut the fuck up! I'm, that's kinda the point of this foru you stupid fucking guest. Get a clue. SC Actually the point is "irate visitors" if you've registered on the site, you're not exactly a visitor. Even my children don't bitch and whine as much as you do. I guess we need a thread for irate members to bitch now.

Cardinal Francis George has been readmitted to the hospital for "hydration and pain management". http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/477134/francis-cardinal-george-readmitted-hospital

Yes, of course, that is an exact reflection of me now Didn't the Visigoths grow into Vandals?

Don't know about the porridge, but I suppose avoiding men is a useful survival strategy. Dangerous lot, that. She's died, Jessie Gallan at 109. http://news.stv.tv/north/315288-scotlands-oldest-woman-jessie-gallan-dies-at-the-age-of-109/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Aye.

Some names on here Ive not heard in eons. That's the strange thing really, some of these people were household names in the truest sense and have completely disappeared. Michael Aspel was, at one time, the biggest television personality in the country, well probably. Its not like he announced his retirement, he just fucked off never to be seen again. Presenting was once an art, people did it and bugger all else. Now its fair game for any Comic, sports person and serial sex offender.

Celine Dion's husband Rene Angelil is suffering from throat cancer for the second time. Obit worthy.

Fucking hell!