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Oh my word, that’s shocking! It’s as though he’s aged 10 years.......!!

I haven't made one of these in ages. Before: After:

Does the job for the DDT, will this lead to Deadsox doing the job in the Semifinal? Dead Cow v Sir Creep 4-0 DDT v Deadsox 4-0

Guess who just had their Google Alert emails come through.

Not picking the co-producer of Frasier in the 2001 "Second Week of September" deadpool.

Mods please!

DDT has just joined the Job Squad: http://www.guardian.co.tt/news/2018-05-07/morgan-job-loses-battle-cancer

This may yet work out but at the moment I'm regretting picking Marieke Vervoort as my DDP Joker.

Ermanno Olmi has popped his (tree of the wooden) clogs aged 86.

Why didn’t she just sit in her fekkin seat?

That could be a reference to his many pit stops having to urinate more often.

I may be able to help you bag a Scots-Protestant check and check, though my case for the former is weak and the latter weaker.

You are actually wrong because I've never married a scotchman the right sort of protestant Yet. Close but no. Not one that would pass The McLeod approval. Or his Cathar Anyway can I go now or have you both married me off and I've to be in Cork next week or something. And someone needs to tell MK, I'm not getting married without him there. But! Irish passports all round! Actually, getting married is a lot more easy than their forms! They're mentally insane. My brother is a retired Royal Marine, his wife is a lawyer and they are "wtf these questions are crazy" and they actually NEED to do it. Ireland for ya Anyway. Watch this space! My half day marriage to Sir Creep may happen yet! I might really do this for the craic. You're all invited! Us in Ireland. Nothing could go wrong! It'll be grand. Just fine.

Ed Sheehan just sneezed.....quick......set up a new thread even though plenty of others suffice..........

Cindr For all your death-related dating needs. Brilliant!

MMMDP Form Guide #32: Bob Cook You gotta follow the form in these kinda games. 50% of winning MMMDP picks have been the reigning US Cintas Janitor of the Year at the time of their death. So following the numbers, the odds-on favourite has to be the head custodian at Sands Montessori School in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Is the grave of Karl Marx just another communist plot?

A senior royal source has told how Prince Philip has taken to referring to Meghan as "the Dow". It stands for Duchess of Windsor, the former Wallis Simpson, whose affair with Edward VIII nearly destroyed the Royal Family. https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/952400/lady-Gabriella-ex-boyfriend-kensington-palace-aatish-taseer

Seven days late on this, but welcome to the 100 club Mr Shinobu Hashimoto, who co-wrote "Seven Samurai" (and numerous other films) with Akira Kurosawa.

I still think he’ll see 100.

Cardboard box under Vauxhall bridge, food from the bins round the back of Tesco's, maybe a dog on a string. Or.... house, multiple cars, job on the telly. Tragedy? it's all relative.