Guilty Pleasures.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

9 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

 

It's only guilty when my wife is sleeping beside me 

Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

18 hours ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

Hallucinogens 

I have to confess that a nightly smoke has worked wonders for my back and my sleep.

Leapy Lee sounds fucking awesome too!

[Perhaps 1,425]

13 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

I think that probably goes for everyone in this group tbh. Lets take this a step further, what kind of porn does everyone watch? 

 

I used to be an avid twink porn lover, sticking mainly to Helix (Joey Mills, Kyle Ross), but now I'm in my mid 20's I like my men to have a bit of buff ruggedness about them. My fave was Jake Bass but when he retired a few years ago (excellent shooter, btw, his cum could hit the ceiling), then it moved onto Colby Keller until he was bullied out the industry for voting for Trump, which is a shame because his dick was the girth and length of an old Sky remote. Moved onto Jessie Colter after that but now he's been diagnosed with a brain tumor with not a lot of time left. Can't win.

 

As for kind of porn, it depends on the mood. Sometimes I'm in the mood to see cock in every possible hole. If I want a quicky a cumpilation pornhub video will do fine, if I'm feeling soppy and missing the presence of a male something with more 1on1 romantic undertones does me. Has to be bareback tho.

 

You?

[Perhaps 1,425]

I own every book Karl Pilkington has published.

[En Passant 3,743]

1 hour ago, Perhaps said:

I own every book Karl Pilkington has published.

I own every window they've ever made. Do I get a star?

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

1 hour ago, Perhaps said:

I own every book Karl Pilkington has published.

Never heard of him.

[The Great Cornholio 902]

2 hours ago, Perhaps said:

 

I used to be an avid twink porn lover, sticking mainly to Helix (Joey Mills, Kyle Ross), but now I'm in my mid 20's I like my men to have a bit of buff ruggedness about them. My fave was Jake Bass but when he retired a few years ago (excellent shooter, btw, his cum could hit the ceiling), then it moved onto Colby Keller until he was bullied out the industry for voting for Trump, which is a shame because his dick was the girth and length of an old Sky remote. Moved onto Jessie Colter after that but now he's been diagnosed with a brain tumor with not a lot of time left. Can't win.

 

As for kind of porn, it depends on the mood. Sometimes I'm in the mood to see cock in every possible hole. If I want a quicky a cumpilation pornhub video will do fine, if I'm feeling soppy and missing the presence of a male something with more 1on1 romantic undertones does me. Has to be bareback tho.

 

You?

It varies day to day for me. I more or less browse through whatever's raking in the views. Not into anything too hardcore, nor is anal really my thing... I like all sorts. Every body type has its pros and cons. Black women is a trend for me at the moment, all my previous gfs have all been white so I have a bit of curiosity about it. 

 

In the perfect world, I'd like to give all the races a try. But I'm not exactly Brad Pitt - plus I am shite at conversation (I'm surprised I got as far as I have in life with the women) - so a lot of it is left to pornography and my imagination.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

8 hours ago, Perhaps said:

 

I used to be an avid twink porn lover, sticking mainly to Helix (Joey Mills, Kyle Ross), but now I'm in my mid 20's I like my men to have a bit of buff ruggedness about them. My fave was Jake Bass but when he retired a few years ago (excellent shooter, btw, his cum could hit the ceiling), then it moved onto Colby Keller until he was bullied out the industry for voting for Trump, which is a shame because his dick was the girth and length of an old Sky remote. Moved onto Jessie Colter after that but now he's been diagnosed with a brain tumor with not a lot of time left. Can't win.

 

As for kind of porn, it depends on the mood. Sometimes I'm in the mood to see cock in every possible hole. If I want a quicky a cumpilation pornhub video will do fine, if I'm feeling soppy and missing the presence of a male something with more 1on1 romantic undertones does me. Has to be bareback tho.

 

You?

 

Are you, like, gay perchance Perhaps?

[TQR 14,408]

19 hours ago, Perhaps said:

Moved onto Jessie Colter after that but now he's been diagnosed with a brain tumour with not a lot of time left.

 

Obitable?

[Bentrovato 1,094]

Priti Patel. Her views on the life of other people are horrendous. But...………..just...………………...for a weekend...…...………….maybe

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

34 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

Priti Patel. Her views on the life of other people are horrendous. But...………..just...………………...for a weekend...…...………….maybe

It's quite sad that we now have to be ultra defensive and add caveats to statements in order not to offend or make the moral ( and overly vocal ) minorities pounce on us with the usual shit throwing and finger pointing.

I don't agree with all she says, I certainly do not like the look of 'smug bastard' she gives out at every opportunity but she is no Tommy Robinson or Katie Hopkins, is she.

Yeah, I would!!

[torbrexbones 717]

Eating cakes that I baked myself even though they are really bad for me.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

2 minutes ago, torbrexbones said:

Eating cakes that I baked myself even though they are really bad for me.

Well, leave the arsenic out of them then!

[Handrejka 1,904]

Veal. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

Just now, Handrejka said:

Veal. 

Oh, you are posh, aren't you! 

[Toast 16,157]

I've just eaten a whole packet of pineapple Jaffa Cakes.  They were half-price in Tesco the other day.  I still have five packets left.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

3 minutes ago, Toast said:

I've just eaten a whole packet of pineapple Jaffa Cakes.  They were half-price in Tesco the other day.  I still have five packets left.

Well, I have eaten half a packet of them, 3 Kit Kats ( two fingered jobbies ) a Wagon Wheel and Tescos answer to a Walls Feast ice cream.

I'm not finished yet.

[arghton 6,775]

I often enjoy dark, pure rye bread, nothing on it with dark coffee. In my opinion, coffee is at it's best if it tastes what one thinks oil would taste

[Paul Bearer 6,117]

4 minutes ago, Toast said:

I've just eaten a whole packet of pineapple Jaffa Cakes.  They were half-price in Tesco the other day.  I still have five packets left.

Pineapple Jaffa cakes? Are they any good?  (Stupid question I know as you've just eaten a full packet).  

[The Great Cornholio 902]

I snack on seaweed squares, you can buy them at Tesco and Waitrose. They are 23 cal per pack and they come in 3s - they fill a gap too. Not a guilty pleasure but a pleasure nonetheless, as I do make an effort to avoid the cake after I put on a stone over the quarantine.

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

My guilty pleasure is listening to Night Flight To Venus by Boney M.  My parents played the album nearly every day growing up and am still not bored of it

[Handrejka 1,904]

I love Boney M. I don't feel remotely guilty about it.

[Toast 16,157]

2 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

Pineapple Jaffa cakes? Are they any good?  (Stupid question I know as you've just eaten a full packet).  

 

And that I bought at least six packets ..... another clue

[Paul Bearer 6,117]

7 hours ago, Toast said:

 

And that I bought at least six packets ..... another clue

They might not be very good hence you still having 6 packets left. 

[Toast 16,157]

2 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

They might not be very good hence you still having 6 packets left. 

 

Just to settle any doubts, they are delicious.