RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted April 10, 2021 I think this game is going to outlast some of its competitors... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted April 10, 2021 I am thinking of a spin-off that might not be a fucking 40 year long exercise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 926 Posted April 11, 2021 4 pre-start deaths and fuck all in the 100 days since we started. Bit unlucky all round really. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted April 11, 2021 22 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: I am thinking of a spin-off that might not be a fucking 40 year long exercise. I'll pick Nigel Farage, David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Michael Gove & Dominic Cummings. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted April 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, time said: I'll pick Nigel Farage, David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Michael Gove & Dominic Cummings. Amazingly, you’re on the right lines 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted May 1, 2021 Brushes off all the cobwebs in this place. Yeay! - A hit. Boo! - It wasn't Murdoch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted May 1, 2021 Holy SHIT!! En Passant’s DOUBLE DUKAKIS has taken a wallop. He takes the lead. RIP Olympia, and thank you. A Bunch of Punts, our DDP team, also gets a hit, for 6 lovely points, taking us to joint 354th! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 926 Posted May 2, 2021 A hit! A very palpable hit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted May 2, 2021 15 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Holy SHIT!! En Passant’s DOUBLE DUKAKIS has taken a wallop. He takes the lead. RIP Olympia, and thank you. A Bunch of Punts, our DDP team, also gets a hit! Is there an updated scoreboard? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, time said: Is there an updated scoreboard? It was a tricky task, but I managed it: En Passant - 1 Every other fucker - 0 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted June 30, 2021 Donald Rumsfeld is a hit for me.... so for me he was a known unknown, or something like that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted July 2, 2021 God this thing takes up all my free time, for fuck sake. 1 Rumsfeld coming up. You might join me in not being upset in the slightest at the loss of this old twat. SCOREBOARD! En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Every other fucker - 0 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted August 23, 2021 Wake up, little Punt Pool, wake up. Don Everly, off of brothers, (these ones below, in fact) is dead. My nan’s corpse is deeply upset. The Mighty Scoreboard: En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 Rest of us cunts - 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted August 24, 2021 Forgot that I had Everly here. Now all I need to win is for Connie Francis to go on a permanent V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, Brenda Lee to turn into Sweet Nothins, Frankie Avalon to head to Venus, and Paul Anka to die of embarrassment after remembering he did "You're Having My Baby." Foolproof plan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted August 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Death Impends said: Forgot that I had Everly here Everyone forgot what they had here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,136 Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, En Passant said: Everyone forgot what they had here. I've had a good laugh reading through the thread though - very entertaining. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted November 28, 2021 Another pool hit with Frank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted November 28, 2021 Despite being such a picture of health, Sir Frank Williams off of Williams has died aged 79. Félicitations à notre ami français, Charles d'Irlande, pour être entré dans le tableau de bord de ce méga jeu rapide. En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 Charles de Gaulle - 1 Rest of us cunts - 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted November 28, 2021 On 07/11/2020 at 15:23, TQR said: An A-Z of Picks: Jimmy Greaves - BAN, ROV, ENG Somewhat proving that nobody has a fucking clue who they picked in this, 3 people, including myself, picked Jimmy Greaves, who's been dead 2 months... 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted November 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said: Somewhat proving that nobody has a fucking clue who they picked in this, 3 people, including myself, picked Jimmy Greaves, who's been dead 2 months... Shit! I must’ve been out when he died. Completely passed me by. So yes, to clarify, this is also a dead. POINTS, POINTS FUCKING GALORE. En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 RoverAndOut - 1 Banana - 1 The Engineer - 1 Charles de Gaulle - 1 Everyone else (probably) - 0 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted December 1, 2021 With a month to go, let’s talk briefly about the DDP. This year’s current effort has, as expected, taken the 26th Derby Dead Pool by storm, beating literally some teams with this sterling effort: With 6 points, we are currently joint-415th! Tough act to follow, but here is the official Punt Pool 2022 DDP entry, comprised of (nearly) an alphabet of pleasing punt picks from our masterlist, and who we can thank for them: Art Garfunkel (msc) Brigitte Bardot (time, Caleb) Chubby Checker (Dying Probably) David Lynch (Handy) Edmund White (Book) Frankie Avalon (Death Impends) Ghislaine Maxwell (Kenny) Helmut Berger (Caleb) Irma Thomas (TQR) Joe Pesci (Rover) Katharine, Duchess of Kent (Biblio, Toast) Len Goodman (GUB) Michelle Phillips (Handy) Norman Tebbit (GUB, Rover) Paul Anka (Death Impends) Roman Polanski (QTips) Steve Buscemi (msc) Tom Baker (Biblio) Ursula Andress (Old Lady) Willie Nelson (Banana, Roey, Engineer) RESERVES: Val Kilmer (Newjack) Yoko Ono (Reptile, Spade, Markb4) Sixix Ninine (Don’t Fear The Reaper, Roey) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted December 1, 2021 Ah, Steve Buscemi. He seems OK just now (afaik) but he was working as a fireman in NY after September 11th, sad cancer news at some point wouldn't surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,299 Posted December 28, 2021 Please update this for the death of Abdelaziz Bouteflika in September. Thank you. @TQR 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted December 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, theoldlady said: Please update this for the death of Abdelaziz Bouteflika in September. Thank you. @TQR Ah yes, sorry. It was such an uninspiring pick it slipped me by. Anyway, let’s have a look at the absolute dreamboat. What it means, though, is we have a new leader. The Engineer is 40% complete! See, mid-2023 we’ll be done. Piss easy, this game. The Pant-Wettingly Exciting Scoreboard: Engineer - 2 En Passant - 1 gcreptile - 1 Death Impends - 1 RoverAndOut - 1 Banana - 1 Charles d’Irlande - 1 Newjack - 1 Joemoneypenny - 1 Every other fucker - 0 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,387 Posted January 21, 2022 I’m shocked, frankly, that nobody had Meat Loaf here, so I’ve just bumped this thread to annoy you all. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
