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Where is the filter on the internet that removes all references to/articles about Meghan Markle?

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Who let the dogs out?

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Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

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What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

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What’s love got to do, got to do with it?

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Who put the Bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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25 minutes ago, Redrumours said:

Who put the Bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Also, more importantly,  who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong? 

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43 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Also, more importantly,  who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong? 

 As discussed when he died in 2013,  bass singer Marshall Sewell of The Edsels was responsible for that. The credit for the bomp-a-bomp is less cut and dried, though I'd give it to Fred Johnson of the Marcels.

 

This corpse-fucking cunt bennib has a lot of catching up to do, but I've saved him some time here.

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Is this prick ever going to answer our questions? 

 

I had a genuine corpse one!

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On 28/11/2021 at 14:32, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Are you a necrophiliac?

 No

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On 28/11/2021 at 13:33, Bentrovato said:

What is the best way to kill my annoying neighbours and make it look like they did it to themselves? Four adults, three children, two dogs,  one cat and a guinea pig. Might be a reptile as well, but I think that went in the cold snap.

Stage a gas explosion. Break in, rupture a gas line, set a fire in another room. House should blow up quick. In a mess like that they can’t even count body parts.

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On 30/11/2021 at 13:01, Paul Bearer said:

Are you for real? 

Yes.

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On 29/11/2021 at 05:54, Grim Up North said:

 

Do you intend to answer any of the questions asked?

Yes. I was just busy.

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On 30/11/2021 at 14:56, Boudicca said:

Is this prick ever going to answer our questions? 

 

I had a genuine corpse one!

Not with that attitude.

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On 29/11/2021 at 04:27, the_engineer said:

Ever witnessed anything 'paranormal' or unusual involving your work?

No.

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On 28/11/2021 at 19:22, bennib1 said:

I used to work as an autopsy technician in Connecticut. No questions are off-limits.

1. If we have a sudden massive die off of humans, how far away should we bury the the bodies/how deep. Like if there are about 100 of them or so?  I live in the countryside so the numbers will not be as high like they would be in our cities like Oslo and Bergen. I am thinking about the die-off of our neighbors. We have lots of fresh water, but we would not want to ruin our fresh water sources.

2. How long does it take for a body to decay? Is it better to just leave the bodies naked, lying next to other, out in the open nature so the animals and sun do the work? We do have snow in Norway of course and it freezes in the winter, but the summers are warm 15-25C. Would that make the decay go faster if the bodies are out in the open? Where I live the only animal predators are birds, foxes, insects (in the summer), mice, rats. Other areas in Norway of course have wolves, bears, wolverines and lynx. Or is it healthier to bury and risk hurting the fresh water supply? Shallow or deep graves. (No coffins are available.) 

Thanks for providing your expertise about this.

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6 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

1. If we have a sudden massive die off of humans, how far away should we bury the the bodies/how deep. Like if there are about 100 of them or so?  I live in the countryside so the numbers will not be as high like they would be in our cities like Oslo and Bergen. I am thinking about the die-off of our neighbors. We have lots of fresh water, but we would not want to ruin our fresh water sources.

2. How long does it take for a body to decay? Is it better to just leave the bodies naked, lying next to other, out in the open nature so the animals and sun do the work? We do have snow in Norway of course and it freezes in the winter, but the summers are warm 15-25C. Would that make the decay go faster if the bodies are out in the open? Where I live the only animal predators are birds, foxes, insects (in the summer), mice, rats. Other areas in Norway of course have wolves, bears, wolverines. Or is it healthier to bury and risk hurting the fresh water supply? Shallow or deep graves. (No coffins are available.) 

Thanks for providing your expertise about this.

 

Been reading too much Jo Nesbø?

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14 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Been reading too much Jo Nesbø?

Nope. This is good information to have when the shit hits the fan. 

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What question do you want to be asked?

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