General Election 2024?

[The Old Crem 3,606]

Labour hold Bethnal Green but only just. 

 

Labour hold my seat of Stratford and Bow. Easily with 44%. Greens second on 17%. Workers Party got 7.5%,  I can relax now. 

 

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Meanwhile, in NI, Ian Paisley Jr of the DUP has lost his seat. Good results for Sinn Féin.

[DCI Frank Burnside 3,887]

Victoria Prentis the AG gone

[TQR 14,399]

Victoria Prentis has lost Banbury to Labour. Another one-nationer fucked off.

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4 minutes ago, TQR said:

Meanwhile, in NI, Ian Paisley Jr of the DUP has lost his seat. Good results for Sinn Féin.

Though the person who has beaten Ian Paisley JR makes him look like an ultra Liberal.  

[Brad252 807]

Witney has gone Lib Dem, used to be the pig lover's seat.

[RoverAndOut 4,746]

4 minutes ago, TQR said:

Meanwhile, in NI, Ian Paisley Jr of the DUP has lost his seat. Good results for Sinn Féin.

 

The last time a Paisley didn't hold the seat, Richard Nixon was US President.

[YoungWillz 21,055]

Bim Afolami loses Hitchin. Huzzah!

[The Old Crem 3,606]

The Lib Dem’s literally have achieved everything they wanted but take Hunt. 

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Come on FFS 

[Commtech Sio Bibble 2,052]

That's me done now, just opened the blinds to let the day light in and I'm going to bed, hopefully I'll be awoken by the news of Truss's loss (probably not).

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1 minute ago, YoungWillz said:

Bim Afolami loses Hitchin. Huzzah!

The labour winner is Thressa May’s cousin. . 

[The Old Crem 3,606]

Labour just hold on in Bradford West 

 

Tories hold Keighley in a suprise. Gaza maybe had an Impact  but the Tories still got 40% which is pretty high.

 

Labour easily win Shipley. 

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According to Harriett Harman, the new Father of the House is one Jeremy Corbyn. The Mother of the House (even if it isn't an official position) is one Diane Abbott.

 

Edit - Its not Corbyn, its Edward Leigh.

[time 8,617]

Hove, Labour hold.

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1 minute ago, time said:

According to Harriett Harman, the new Father of the House is one Jeremy Corbyn. The Mother of the House (even if it isn't an official position) is one Diane Abbott.

It’s Edward Leigh who was sworn in before Corbyn and has held his seat. 
 

Abbott is the mother. I think she will claim the title but rarely appear (A clear sign of ill health for someone who was on TV all the time before the Corbyn era). 

[DCI Frank Burnside 3,887]

Mark Harper gone

[The Old Crem 3,606]

Tories wiped out in Oxfordshire. 
 

 

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1 minute ago, The Old Crem said:

It’s Edward Leigh who was sworn in before Corbyn and has held his seat. 
 

Abbott is the mother. I think she will claim the title but rarely appear (A clear sign of ill health for someone who was on TV all the time before the Corbyn era). 

Yes she corrected it a few minutes later (see my edit above).

[Master Obit 831]

Jacob Rees-Mogg has lost has seat. Good fucking riddance you odious rat. 

[TQR 14,399]

Tell you what, I think Sky have won in the coverage stakes. Not necessarily for the presenters (though I respect Andy Burnham and Trevor Phillips), but for Beth Rigby's gasps and "ooh!"s in reaction to most of the results coming through 

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1 minute ago, TQR said:

Tell you what, I think Sky have won in the coverage stakes. Not necessarily for the presenters (though I respect Andy Burnham and Trevor Phillips), but for Beth Rigby's gasps and "ooh!"s in reaction to most of the results coming through 

Was just thinking that. Perks you up in anticipation 

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Lib Dems have officially had their best night since the SDP/Liberal merger, with 63 seats as it stands.

[The Old Crem 3,606]

@Thatcher Labour held Rotherham 45-30. 

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Lib Dem’s win Epsom.