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May I be the first to wish you congrats then @Banana

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congrats @Banana

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4 hours ago, Banana said:

 

 

Banana winning the Deathrace - who'da thunk it, eh? To be clear, tradition dictates this is provisional in case any of the other nonentities talented picks capable of hauling other players to victory have pre-deceased the massively famous basketball coach who helped Banana over the 2024 point line. But, provisionally, RESPECT to Banana

 

Banana - 2116

Sideik - 1778

Wannamaker - 1775

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Congratulations, @Banana... as good as ever.

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Congrats Banana, well done.

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Congratulations Banana!

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Seeing loads of congratulations and no evidence that - say - a 112 year old Indian environmentalist died slightly off radar about a week back. 

 

Looking good here for Banana's third enthronment in a row.

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Oh aye, and when the picks finally started dying I was down to one more meme I could have used to keep us all amused, so I'll download it now: 

 

 

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So, last call on this - I'm seeing nowt to disrupt the top end of the scoreboard, I'll give it another 24 hours and if nobody throws up proof of a death anywhere that belatedly keeps this competition alive Banana can be enthroned for a truly impressive hat-trick of back-to-back victories, duly rewarded and then the entire thread can fuck off and die, or summat!

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Congratulations Banana! I am very proud of my achievement in this Deadpool and I want to thank @maryportfuncity for hosting so efficiently!

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Congratulations @Bananaon an excellent win. Too good for me yet again.

 

The only hospice pick I managed to find decided to do a Jimmy on it, rather than a Rosalyn, which put paid to my chances. There is always the possibility of second place I suppose :(

 

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So, no prizes or owt but this seals second for Wannamaker, right? 

 

Johnnie Irwin – bg, bk, cs, ed, gb, hl, im, jk, lf, ll, mn, mp, sn, st, tc, th, ti, tu, we, wm, ww

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Apologies for being a bit tardy with this but in line with every winner since the second title holder Banana has seen fit to ask for a charitable donation - Britiain's biggest organization providing foodbank services is now a few quid better off. 

 

Who said we were sickos, eh?

 

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On 07/11/2023 at 18:26, arghton said:

Deathrace Form Guide #7

 

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Sigurður Hjartarson

 

World-renowned educator, inventor, museum curator and phallus collector Sigurður Hjartarson (if you've ever watched "The Final Member", or you are or ever have been into for example those Ripley's Believe It or Not books or "Weird Facts" Facebook/YouTube/Instagram accounts, you might've heard the name before) is somewhere in his eighties and has been retired for around a decade now. I can't name any self-proclaimed phallologist who's made it to such a great old age, you might want to erect him on your Deathrace team...

Crossposting that Siguror Hjartarson has died.

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2 minutes ago, drol said:

Crossposting that Siguror Hjartarson has died.

Never even thought about searching for him! Didn't think any member of the Forum would put him up! ;) 

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On 05/11/2023 at 09:14, maryportfuncity said:

The Masterlist!

 

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Eduardo Zuleta has died aged 88.

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1 minute ago, Sinbabad said:

Eduardo Zuleta has died aged 88.

 

 

Aye - 274 points, then - think you might struggle to make quadruple figures if this is your first hit!

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