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Where the fuckity are the muslimist/Irish extremists ffs.

 

Piss poor show imo.

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Oooh, Stand By Me!  Love it.

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Each guest will be given a doggy bag at the reception. Word is these will be included:

 

Image result for chocolate ginger nuts

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Nice to see the Queen Mother made an effort.

 

eagles-journey-cremation-urn.jpg

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A few points to note.

Joss Stone. Dressed to kill and looking quite classy but completely negated by chewing gum like some housing estate Chav.

No class.

Serena Williams. Do yourself a favour, next time YOU dress your husband so the twat cannot go to the wedding of the year wearing trousers that were halfway up his fucking ankles.

The wanker didn't even wear all black socks.

Victoria Beckham. How did if feel to be left out of the selfies with hubby and yet another wide eyed fan?

No wonder you walk around with a face like a smacked arse.

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2 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Did he say "sexual union"?

 

Phew, that's a bit strong before the watershed. (Surely the lady has done a sex tape, gotta be one out there....)

 

Jesus died to save us all, God is love....as long as you're love is pure, beautiful heterosexual love.....Praise Jebus.....ah.....:facepalm:

 

 

Now that's funny cuz I thought the same thing this morning.  It simply has to exist.  We should have a sweeps....how many men/women in it, animals, sex toys, acts performed, that sorta deal....
 

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Islanders of Tanna (who think Prince Philip is the son of God) celebrated the royal wedding by killing and eating "Many, many pigs"

 

Link:https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/islanders-who-worship-duke-of-edinburgh-celebrate-royal-wedding-by-eating-many-many-pigs/ar-AAxAVEp?ocid=spartanntp

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I am genuinely interested how the fruit of the wedding will look like

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22 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

Islanders of Tanna (who think Prince Philip is the son of God) celebrated the royal wedding by killing and eating "Many, many pigs"

 

Link:https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/islanders-who-worship-duke-of-edinburgh-celebrate-royal-wedding-by-eating-many-many-pigs/ar-AAxAVEp?ocid=spartanntp

I think it's ok now for all the sycophants to get off their knees, and roll their tongues in.

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1 minute ago, redrumours said:

I think it's ok now for all the sycophants to get off their knees, and roll their tongues in.

 

 

There's sycophants and there's a bunch of non-Caucasians believing in the divinity of a man we label a casual racist

 

That's a whole new level of sycophancy right there!

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All that british taxpayers money and it still can't hide that habsburg jaw . 

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7 hours ago, the_engineer said:

All that british taxpayers money and it still can't hide that habsburg jaw . 

Perfection. Innit!

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I bet Robbie Williams was disappointed at the turnout.

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32 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9298980/queens-cousin-duke-of-kent-road-smash/

 

The Queens 83 year old cousin the Duke of Kent in a car crash. 

 

Stop clickbaiting us.

 

Could’ve saved me skimming through a boring article by mentioning it was over a week ago and he wasn’t hurt...

... or just not posting it at all :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said:

 

Stop clickbaiting us.

 

Could’ve saved me skimming through a boring article by mentioning it was over a week ago and he wasn’t hurt...

... or just not posting it at all :rolleyes:

No clickbaiting and no 'friendly forum advice ' will be taken on this occasion. 

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On 22/05/2018 at 12:40, runebomme said:

I am genuinely interested how the fruit of the wedding will look like

 

So it was you!

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https://www.womanandhome.com/life/royal-news/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-queens-working-royal-leaves-just-11-serving/

 

There is increasing  speculation and rumour about the health of the Queens 84 year old cousin Princess Alexandra who according to this article has almost vanished from public life and royal duties without explanation. 

 

A spokesperson for the royal family has denied there is any serious health issue but word on the royal grapevine is that Princess Alexandra is not in good shape at all. 

Posted in the ideas for  2022 thread also  as not everybody reads every thread but I definitely think Princess Alexandra is someone  deadpoolers should keep an eye on and give serious consideration to.

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