Death Impends 8,043 Posted February 11, 2013 The news is out of nowhere but at the same time not really surprising given his frailty and demanding position. I guess trying to figure out how that Twitter thing works was the straw on the camel's back. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted February 11, 2013 Who does the pope give his letter of resignation to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 11, 2013 God knows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seven Seals 16 Posted February 11, 2013 Who does the pope give his letter of resignation to? A media frenzy by the look of things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 11, 2013 Hmmmmm, a successor perhaps? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted February 11, 2013 From Craggy Island to The Vatican 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 11, 2013 Six Popes gone but I live on doo dah, doo dah. Six Popes gone but I live on all the doo dah day. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 11, 2013 From Craggy Island to The Vatican I raise your Len with a Dougal....... 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 11, 2013 Well that's that then. Next please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 12, 2013 According to the prophecy of Malachi the next Pope is the last,and therefore the Anti-Christ who will bring about the destruction of the Church and Armageddon.The Book of Revelation says the Anti Christ will reign for 1260 days. That takes us to the year 2016, which is a numerical anagram of 1260. It's all starting to make sense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lorna doom 18 Posted February 12, 2013 i have two lists, one of people i think will die....one of people i want to die...Benny is along with Anita Bryant and Fred Phelphs on the list of people i want to die as painfully as possible......and if that makes me a bad person...i can live with it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 12, 2013 anyway, for more info on the imminent end of the world read here http://en.wikipedia....cy_of_the_Popes St Malachy says the last Pope will be known as Peter the Great. Is this man therefore the next Pope,and therefore Anti Christ.. http://www.policymic...irst-black-pope ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 12, 2013 Alleged Vatican civil war: http://endthelie.com/2012/06/03/what-a-holy-mess-the-vatican-sinks-into-civil-war/#axzz1wc3b3Om6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 12, 2013 Monday-Pope resigns for first time in 600 years. Tuesday-North Korea explodes nuclear bomb. This is shaping up to be a very interesting week! Maybe that asteroid that passes us on friday (closest on record they say) might not miss us after all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 12, 2013 Well that's that then. Next please! As if those geriatric kiddie-fiddlers would even consider a black guy. After carefully consulting my popeometer I predict it will be: Cardinal Angelo Scola, Italy. Right age, right nationality, right level of whiteness. If I read one more article about how "brave" the current one is for stepping down I might have to scream. He's evil, we can all see it in his eyes. Born in Germany in 1927, which couldn't be much more prime for Hitler Youth if he tried. Wait, I just checked Wikipedia, and sure enough, signed up when he was 14. But he was an "unenthusiastic member", according to his brother. Great, glad they cleared that up then. Him and Kurt Waldheim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted February 12, 2013 Will he be known in future as Ex-Benedict? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 8,043 Posted February 12, 2013 Will he be known in future as Ex-Benedict? There's even a picture 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 12, 2013 Will he be known in future as Ex-Benedict? Oi, that's what I was going to have for the DDP! Then again, who knows when he'll cop it. Could be this year, could be next year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 909 Posted February 12, 2013 According to the prophecy of Malachi the next Pope is the last,and therefore the Anti-Christ who will bring about the destruction of the Church and Armageddon.The Book of Revelation says the Anti Christ will reign for 1260 days. That takes us to the year 2016, which is a numerical anagram of 1260. It's all starting to make sense... Nobody is interested Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,231 Posted February 12, 2013 According to the prophecy of Malachi the next Pope is the last,and therefore the Anti-Christ who will bring about the destruction of the Church and Armageddon.The Book of Revelation says the Anti Christ will reign for 1260 days. That takes us to the year 2016, which is a numerical anagram of 1260. It's all starting to make sense... Nobody is interested Wait, he could be on to something While the world responded to the surprise of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation, the roof of St. Peter's Basilica got a shock from the heavens. A bolt of lightning was captured hitting the Basilica, one of the holiest of Catholic churches, twice within hours of the announcement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 12, 2013 Well that's that then. Next please! As if those geriatric kiddie-fiddlers would even consider a black guy. After carefully consulting my popeometer I predict it will be: Cardinal Angelo Scola, Italy. Right age, right nationality, right level of whiteness. I agree it is likely to be an Italian, as I said in the Cardinals thread. Ravasi is another chance, whilst one out of bitter enemies Bertone and Bagnasci might triumph over the other. In fact, I just looked at Paddy Power's PopeBet page and the Italians have already moved up a long way in the bettting since yesterday. The interesting thing though is that Spain's Llovera, once a favourite to be next in line for the job and nicknamed Little Ratzinger, has slipped right down the ranks and is now sitting at only 40-1. No idea why that is the case. Your favourite, Scola, is interesting from a DeathList perspective as he has a history of depression. How would he cope with the stress of the top job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,639 Posted February 12, 2013 This is probably bad news for those people (myself included) who have Joe on our DDP. If he had carried on he may have died within the twelve month but I think now he has retired he will be with us until at least 2016. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted February 12, 2013 Secret operation three months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EGN 121 Posted February 12, 2013 Perhaps he has come to the startling realisation that a man who spent years allegedly covering up for priests when they were allegedly caught allegedly fucking kids is not exactly the face the modern church should be putting forward as its leader. "So fuck the motherfucker And fuck you, motherfucker If you're still a motherfucking Papist If he covered for a single motherfucker Who's a kiddie fucker Fuck the motherfucker He's as evil as the rapist" /Minchin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
