Comped 536 Posted September 20, 2024 Jesus Christ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commtech Sio Bibble 2,217 Posted September 20, 2024 7 hours ago, Comped said: Jesus Christ... No, Jimmy Carter. Although I can see how you'd get the pair mixed up, they've got the same initials and both seem to hold the secret to eternal life. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrowsmith 474 Posted September 20, 2024 33 minutes ago, Commtech Sio Bibble said: No, Jimmy Carter. Although I can see how you'd get the pair mixed up, they've got the same initials and both seem to hold the secret to eternal life. Mustn’t forget the carpentry. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 573 Posted September 20, 2024 45 minutes ago, Commtech Sio Bibble said: No, Jimmy Carter. Although I can see how you'd get the pair mixed up, they've got the same initials and both seem to hold the secret to eternal life. I wonder if Jimmy Carter will come back after three days. Then he’d REALLY be messing with us 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldhollywood 98 Posted September 23, 2024 One week left of Jimmy Carter’s double digits! 3 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 906 Posted September 25, 2024 On 24/09/2024 at 00:50, oldhollywood said: One week left of Jimmy Carter’s double digits! 6 days left of Jimmy Carter's double digits! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joltin Joe 152 Posted September 25, 2024 Hurricane Helene is forecasted to go near or right over the town of Plains. I sure hope he can live a few days without electricity and doesn't have any large oaks trees that could fall on the house! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master Obit 880 Posted September 25, 2024 I sure hope all the people here getting erect at the thought of him reaching 100 don't get so excited they have strokes on the day. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 360 Posted September 25, 2024 2 hours ago, Joltin Joe said: Hurricane Helene is forecasted to go near or right over the town of Plains. I sure hope he can live a few days without electricity and doesn't have any large oaks trees that could fall on the house! He will probably get moved some where else or nothing happens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jondarru 36 Posted September 25, 2024 On 18/09/2024 at 00:02, jondarru said: Less than a week.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 231 Posted September 26, 2024 23 hours ago, Joltin Joe said: Hurricane Helene is forecasted to go near or right over the town of Plains. I sure hope he can live a few days without electricity and doesn't have any large oaks trees that could fall on the house! The storm could certainly exacerbate his already fragile state, depending on how the situation unfolds in his area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad252 859 Posted September 26, 2024 Has a Deathlist hit ever been achieved with the cause being a natural disaster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summer in Transylvania 2,363 Posted September 26, 2024 11 minutes ago, Brad252 said: Has a Deathlist hit ever been achieved with the cause being a natural disaster? The, to my knowledge, only deaths by unnatural causes that have been DL hits were John Forbes Nash Jr., who died in a car crash, Jean-Luc Godard, who opted for assisted suicide, and - technically - Bobby Charlton, who died from complications after falling and hitting his head on a windowsill. So no. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dimreaper 831 Posted September 26, 2024 He is over a hundred miles from the coast, and has zero percent chance of being harmed. I imagine his home has a built in generator. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livingbygrace 532 Posted September 26, 2024 Supposedly at this hour the hurricane has reached a cat 4. This one is not messing around. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrowsmith 474 Posted September 26, 2024 42 minutes ago, Summer in Transylvania said: The, to my knowledge, only deaths by unnatural causes that have been DL hits were John Forbes Nash Jr., who died in a car crash, Jean-Luc Godard, who opted for assisted suicide, and - technically - Bobby Charlton, who died from complications after falling and hitting his head on a windowsill. So no. I’m honestly impressed we’ve had two deaths due to misadventure. A suicide makes sense. We just need a homicide for the triple crown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 906 Posted September 26, 2024 13 minutes ago, arrowsmith said: I’m honestly impressed we’ve had two deaths due to misadventure. A suicide makes sense. We just need a homicide for the triple crown. Would be interesting if DL has Trump as a wildcard for next year. Enough people want to kill him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrowsmith 474 Posted September 26, 2024 10 minutes ago, The Great Cornholio said: Would be interesting if DL has Trump as a wildcard for next year. Enough people want to kill him. Indeed. But they seem to be terrible at it. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 381 Posted September 26, 2024 17 minutes ago, The Great Cornholio said: Would be interesting if DL has Trump as a wildcard for next year. Enough people want to kill him. Depends if he gets in again as President if he does I think it’s almost guaranteed someone will try to kill him again at some point over the next 4 years, but if he loses which I think he might albeit by a small margin and he doesn’t run again, eventually it will calm down a bit. Then again with Trump anything’s possible but best bet is him being president again in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 573 Posted September 26, 2024 Since this thread is blowing up now, time for my random prediction. I think he will go during Biden’s lame duck phase. Either he’ll be happy Kamala gets elected and he’ll allow himself to drift off peacefully, or Trump gets elected and he loses the will to live 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mango 231 Posted September 27, 2024 Quote He said his grandfather and his protectors are ready. “Yeah, the great thing about my grandfather is that there are a lot of people taking care of his house. So we’re... he’s going to be pretty safe down there. It’s the same house he’s been in since 1961,” Carter said. Jason Carter, about getting ready for Helene Freudian slip? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RetroGamer47 444 Posted September 27, 2024 1 hour ago, mymango said: Jason Carter, about getting ready for Helene Freudian slip? Mango can I question the relevance of the Freudian slip? Jay C. says about “his house” before the Freudian slip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,690 Posted September 27, 2024 He's going to fuck the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjohn1995 8 Posted September 27, 2024 4 more days to go until his birthday!! I'm optimistic he will make it!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 13,058 Posted September 27, 2024 Just as well I’m not a mod on here. I’d lock this thread 5 mins before his birthday so that all the obsessive idiots would have to confine their Carterbation to other platforms. 2 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
