themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 30, 2007 I'm a bit concerned. This is getting too easy for him. It would be great and everything that he wins and that (guaranteed the BBC Sports Personality of the Year gong) but he might think he's made it and never win again... ...or he could win five in a row! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 1, 2007 Looks like the title's as good as Hamilton's. It was all a bit reminiscent of Hunt v Lauda in Japan in 1976 - plucky Brit avoids the puddles to finish while main rival does not. It's not every day you see a driver puke inside his helmet, either. Apparently he's up to his ears in Escorts (and I don't mean of the Ford variety) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 1, 2007 Are you telling me Britain's best sporting discovery of the year is on a pay as you play deal where shagging is concerned? Sexually transmitted diseases..........deadpool points. I'll believe your claims when someone delivers the evidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 1, 2007 Looks like the title's as good as Hamilton's. It was all a bit reminiscent of Hunt v Lauda in Japan in 1976 - plucky Brit avoids the puddles to finish while main rival does not. It's not every day you see a driver puke inside his helmet, either. Apparently he's up to his ears in Escorts (and I don't mean of the Ford variety) Hmmmm...doth protest too much? I thinking Walliams here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 1, 2007 Looks like the title's as good as Hamilton's. It was all a bit reminiscent of Hunt v Lauda in Japan in 1976 - plucky Brit avoids the puddles to finish while main rival does not. It's not every day you see a driver puke inside his helmet, either. Apparently he's up to his ears in Escorts (and I don't mean of the Ford variety) Hmmmm...doth protest too much? I thinking Walliams here... What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 1, 2007 Are you telling me Britain's best sporting discovery of the year is on a pay as you play deal where shagging is concerned? Sexually transmitted diseases..........deadpool points. I'll believe your claims when someone delivers the evidence. it was in popbitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 1, 2007 Looks like the title's as good as Hamilton's. It was all a bit reminiscent of Hunt v Lauda in Japan in 1976 - plucky Brit avoids the puddles to finish while main rival does not. It's not every day you see a driver puke inside his helmet, either. Apparently he's up to his ears in Escorts (and I don't mean of the Ford variety) Hmmmm...doth protest too much? I thinking Walliams here... What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday. Not so much avoid as deflect, by seemingly being on the arm of a luvverly lady at a rate of one a week.... Still, can't knock his driving, even though it does seem too easy for him.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted October 1, 2007 What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday. I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. I've heard the rumours, and know where they are and have been coming from. He is most certainly not in love with Adrian Sutil either. Basically, compare professional Lewis to Jenson Button. JB loves his womanising, but look at his career - in more sh*t than a cowpat collector. There's nobody gay on the F1 grid now. Mike Beuttler (British 70's driver) was, but I really don't want to go into a full-length discussion on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 1, 2007 I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. Turned you down, did he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 1, 2007 What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday. I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. I've heard the rumours, and know where they are and have been coming from. He is most certainly not in love with Adrian Sutil either. Basically, compare professional Lewis to Jenson Button. JB loves his womanising, but look at his career - in more sh*t than a cowpat collector. There's nobody gay on the F1 grid now. Mike Beuttler (British 70's driver) was, but I really don't want to go into a full-length discussion on this. ....it's a MAN's sport grrrrrr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 2, 2007 Mike Beuttler Died of summat AIDS related 1988, didn't he? There have to have been other gay drivers. Not that it makes a blind bit of difference to the racing bit, mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 2, 2007 There have to have been other gay drivers. Not that it makes a blind bit of difference to the racing bit, mind. Oh, I dunno. Homosexuals can't drive, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the Captain's Table, they get up late, they nudge people while they're shooting, they muck about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 2, 2007 Mike Beuttler Died of summat AIDS related 1988, didn't he? There have to have been other gay drivers. Not that it makes a blind bit of difference to the racing bit, mind. Coming to think of it, Michael Schumacher could easily be be imagined in full leather and a moustache (not by me I hasten to add). Lewis looks a bit that way. And Martin Brundle's surname sounds a bit rude. Must be all those shiny helmets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 2, 2007 I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. So who told you that? His boyfriend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted October 2, 2007 I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. So who told you that? His boyfriend? Yes, Ron Dennis was quite.... oops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
halleluyahjohntudor 5 Posted October 2, 2007 I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. So who told you that? His boyfriend? Yes, Ron Dennis was quite.... oops. ...ready to contact him in his cockpit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 2, 2007 I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. So who told you that? His boyfriend? Yes, Ron Dennis was quite.... oops. ...ready to contact him in his cockpit? .. went the wrong way up his chicane ... explains the skid marks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 4, 2007 Summat for everyone here. Possible stripping of Lewis' points in Japan for those who care about the championship and a decent gay innuendo about Mark Webber getting a Red Bull up his rear end for the punsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted October 5, 2007 In the clear. Whaddya reckon, mebbe a 'racing accident' this weekend in which Lewis just happens to run his team-mate off the track on lap one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 7, 2007 I'm a bit concerned. This is getting too easy for him. It would be great and everything that he wins and that (guaranteed the BBC Sports Personality of the Year gong) but he might think he's made it and never win again... ...or he could win five in a row! So, like the Pope and Richard Madeley, Lewis is fallible after all. Should make for an interesting last race. Well, if it wasn't formula one car racing, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted October 7, 2007 I'm a bit concerned. This is getting too easy for him. It would be great and everything that he wins and that (guaranteed the BBC Sports Personality of the Year gong) but he might think he's made it and never win again... ...or he could win five in a row! So, like the Pope and Richard Madeley, Lewis is fallible after all. Should make for an interesting last race. Well, if it wasn't formula one car racing, of course. I thought the Pope was infallible and Richard Madeley was just a cnut intolerable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 7, 2007 Rather suspiciously convenient if you ask me. Hamilton hasn't hasn't put a foot wrong all season and then has an 'error' and we have a final race finale on at peak time. Hmmm This has been one of the dodgiest Formula 1 seasons I can remember.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 7, 2007 So there's still a chance for the F1 gods to have their day and have Alonso crash into Hamilton (or vice versa) in the last race, letting Raikkonen in to snatch the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 7, 2007 I'm a bit concerned. This is getting too easy for him. It would be great and everything that he wins and that (guaranteed the BBC Sports Personality of the Year gong) but he might think he's made it and never win again... ...or he could win five in a row! So, like the Pope and Richard Madeley, Lewis is fallible after all. Should make for an interesting last race. Well, if it wasn't formula one car racing, of course. I can hardly wait to see a procession of cars driving round in circles and getting serviced every hour or so. Fascinating. Watching Richard Madeley shoplifting, or the Pope at a Nazi rally - now that would be interesting ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted October 8, 2007 What? He's gay? Not too sure how he's avoided press attention on that one. Mind, who cares, hell of a drive yesterday. I can assure you that Lewis Hamilton most certainly is not gay. I've heard the rumours, and know where they are and have been coming from. He is most certainly not in love with Adrian Sutil either. Basically, compare professional Lewis to Jenson Button. JB loves his womanising, but look at his career - in more sh*t than a cowpat collector. There's nobody gay on the F1 grid now. Mike Beuttler (British 70's driver) was, but I really don't want to go into a full-length discussion on this. ....it's a MAN's sport grrrrrr! I know it's not F1 but bike GPs, but it got me thinking about Mike Duff former Canadian GP star who Know goes by the name Michelle Anne Duff! http://www.ttwebsite.com/features/0280.php I remember seeing him/her at a bike show in Belfast a few years ago, and having to explain the "Lady Racer" to my girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
