themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 28, 2009 Talk about adding insult to injury... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted April 10, 2009 Drive your £150,000 Lamborghini convertible off a cliff onto an exclusive Spanish golf course .. oh, and he as the son of an "Oil Tycoon" into the bargain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 10, 2009 Drive your £150,000 Lamborghini convertible off a cliff onto an exclusive Spanish golf course .. oh, and he as the son of an "Oil Tycoon" into the bargain! "It is believed Lee’s wife Kati decided not to go for a drive with him just moments before he was killed." ..and what would Columbo make of that....hmmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted April 10, 2009 Man dead in explosion in a pie factory ...and this is for real, it's not a metaphor for someone who's eaten too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted April 10, 2009 Man dead in explosion in a pie factory Were they baking bombes at the time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 17, 2009 Jump out of a moving plane. CP, has anything large, red and sticky landed in your garden in the last 24 hours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted April 18, 2009 Jump out of a moving plane. CP, has anything large, red and sticky landed in your garden in the last 24 hours? It seems like there's a cusp of a dirty joke there, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted May 23, 2009 Suicidal???? Oi! China, give us a shove......................... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 25, 2009 Suicidal???? Oi! China, give us a shove......................... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh You beat me to that link. The usually well-balanced, demure and caring Mrs MPFC laughed heartily at that story as I read it out of the Daily Telegraph over our morning coffee and scones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 25, 2009 Suicidal???? Oi! China, give us a shove......................... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh You beat me to that link. The usually well-balanced, demure and caring Mrs MPFC laughed heartily at that story as I read it out of the Daily Telegraph over our morning coffee and scones. Coffee and scones? Good grief, that would never happen in Devon. I hope you used clotted cream. Here's a video of the event: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f2_1243139794 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted June 20, 2009 Warning: Don't twitter in the bath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted June 20, 2009 Warning: Don't twitter in the bath I love the way that they have provided a picture so you know exactly what not to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 8, 2009 Death by chocolate Sorry, couldn't resist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 8, 2009 Death by chocolate Sorry, couldn't resist! I understand Dawn French has insisted on being the next one in..... ...although, Archimedes principle of displacement could be put to the test.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 8, 2009 Death by chocolate Sorry, couldn't resist! I understand Dawn French has insisted on being the next one in..... ...although, Archimedes principle of displacement could be put to the test.... Reminds me of that TV play 'Secrets', written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones and starring Warren Mitchell... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 9, 2009 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090709/twl-to...in-3fd0ae9.html Home brew containing pesticides & chemicals. Hmm. I've had some ropey (and potent) booze in my time but nothing (as far as I know) quite that extreme. So that's why Oz & James didn't pour Miracle Gro into their home brew....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 13, 2009 De-cab-itation At least he inflicted damage to the top part of his body... ...so he didn't go south of the liver... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 14, 2009 I hope his name wasn't Augustus. Death by chocolate Sorry, couldn't resist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 14, 2009 Not dead, but his career as a chef probably is... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090714/twl-bl...is-3fd0ae9.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted July 14, 2009 Another egg-scrutiating way to go! Its no yolk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted July 14, 2009 Not so much an interesting way to die, more an interesting way to be buried... Now I've heard of cutting corners, but this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 14, 2009 The moral of this tale is...don't sleep in the bin. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090714/tuk-ma...is-45dbed5.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted July 15, 2009 Interesting indeed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
