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4 hours ago, Bentrovato said:

Best to stick to keeping goldfish. "Indonesian woman mauled to death by giant pet crocodile"    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46901245

 

‘Mauled By’.... BBC with some proper journalism by not going for the sensationalized headline ‘Eaten By...’

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

3.

 

1 to start changing the bulb.

 

1 to phone the ambulance for the first.

 

1 to change the bulb after the electrics are made non fatal.

 

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/tributes-paid-irishman-killed-changing-13877074

 

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? So fucking what?

 

 

Not every suicide is interesting.

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9 minutes ago, charon said:

Aye right then.. billionaire died getting penis enlargement.

 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-14095551

 

"According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day."

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The doctors looked down at his dead body.

 

One of them whispered "What a dick."

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I'll let this pic do the talking....

 

 

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Talk about a heave load.... Years worth of wanking, for what.

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*Sunday Sport.....

 

It isn't 'real'.....

 

 

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I have a theory. Trees can think and they want to kill us. New support for my theory. We are under an attack!

 

A 63-year-old man has been killed in Karlsruhe by a falling 30-meter high tree.

https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_85415986/pfinztal-mann-von-baum-erschlagen.html

A 47-year-old driver died when a tree fell on his car in Bestwig, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of Cologne.

https://apnews.com/f6241e4ce8a94212864a272480f8133e

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4 hours ago, bladan said:


I have a theory. Trees can think and they want to kill us. New support for my theory. We are under an attack!

 

A 63-year-old man has been killed in Karlsruhe by a falling 30-meter high tree.

https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_85415986/pfinztal-mann-von-baum-erschlagen.html

A 47-year-old driver died when a tree fell on his car in Bestwig, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of Cologne.

https://apnews.com/f6241e4ce8a94212864a272480f8133e

 

We have a thread for Plants w a few similar posts in’t.

 

 

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Uh huh, seems legit.

 

 

 

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The Blight of the Imperialists.

 

Dockless scooters.

 

Claims another retard cunto, well conti.

 

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/First-Scooter-Fatality-in-San-Diego-Downtown--507298491.html?amp=y#click=https://t.co/P4C75g1QXc

 

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