Interesting Ways To Die...

[Clorox Bleachman 2,405]

BBC trying to explain how that snake could have swallowed that Indonesian woman.

 

[bladan 293]

11 hours ago, runebomme said:

 

 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

A teenage boy in Chicago died nearly a day after he was reportedly shot in the head at a party, then presumed dead and covered with a white sheet for at least an hour until bystanders saw the 17-year-old move and began shouting at paramedics to help him.

Erin Carey suffered a “catastrophic” wound after gunfire broke out at a party in Chicago’s University Village neighborhood just before 5 a.m. Monday. Carey was among six people shot that night.
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[alt obits guy 3,371]

A UCLA professor has died in a mummification ritual that appears bondage related.  Doran George was found dead inside the home of Skip Chasey, of the William Morris Endeavor agency.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/01/ucla-professor-dies-in-mummification-ritual-at-hollywood-executives-home.html

 

 

[Bentrovato 1,085]

Lions eat 'rhino poachers' on South African game reserve  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Nigerian healer died after attempting to demonstrate the efficacy of his bulletproof charms to a client.

Chinaka Adoezuwe, 26, died when he told one his clients to shoot him in an attempt to test his charms.  “A young man had gone to [the healer] to prepare bulletproof charms for him, which the native doctor did. To prove the efficacy of the new charms, [he] positioned and handed over a gun to his customer.   Then tragedy struck.
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[Sir Creep 7,070]

Newport News (VA) police say a man is dead after he accidentally stabbed himself in the groin with a sword.   Medics treated the 28-year-old man for life-threatening wounds at the scene, but he was pronounced dead at 5:25 p.m.  Witnesses told police the man was walking down stairs with the sword in his hands when he accidentally stabbed himself.
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[runebomme 377]

https://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles

[alt obits guy 3,371]

A 70-year-old man with a pre-existing heart condition has died in a wave pool at Walt Disney World's Blizzard Beach Water Park.  

 

http://www.wcvb.com/article/man-in-disney-world-wave-pool-has-heart-attack-dies/22179410

 

 

[gcreptile 10,964]

Impaled by umbrella .... but not dead yet:

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44865949

[alt obits guy 3,371]

5 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Impaled by umbrella .... but not dead yet:

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44865949

Probably how Mary Poppins will go one day.

[Dead Wait 1,129]

4 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Probably how Mary Poppins will go one day.

Practically perfect

 

[runebomme 377]

9 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Probably how Mary Poppins will go one day.

or from hysterical laughter

https://www.unbelievable-facts.com/2017/11/people-who-died-laughing.html

[Whitehouse 872]

21 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Probably how Mary Poppins will go one day.

supercalafragalisticexpialadAAARGH!!!!

[Sir Creep 7,070]

This sounds like he died inside out.  And as a fancier of the raw oyster I hadn’t considered this possibility:

A man dies from eating oysters tainted with flesh eating bacteria.

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[Whitehouse 872]

On 19/07/2018 at 06:53, Sir Creep said:

This sounds like he died inside out.  And as a fancier of the raw oyster I hadn’t considered this possibility:

A man dies from eating oysters tainted with flesh eating bacteria.

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Seems your post also died from the inside out cause your link is dead....

 

https://www.sfgate.com/healthredesign/article/Florida-man-dead-oyster-flesh-eating-bacteria-13085723.php

[Sir Creep 7,070]

6 hours ago, Whitehouse said:

Seems your post also died from the inside out cause your link is dead....

 

https://www.sfgate.com/healthredesign/article/Florida-man-dead-oyster-flesh-eating-bacteria-13085723.php

Oh there were dozens of links to it, trust me to pick some San Fran pulp.

Here’s one from Forbes, that’ll do nicely.

[theoldlady 2,297]

35 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Oh there were dozens of links to it, trust me to pick some San Fran pulp.

Here’s one from Forbes, that’ll do nicely.

The oysters in Norway are fabulous and are raised/grown by many private restaurants and by fishery companies who raise them in small sea water tanks. Yummy! Hopefully they are safe. 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

The little train that could meets up with the little wheelchair that couldn’t.

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[Sir Creep 7,070]

14 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

The oysters in Norway are fabulous and are raised/grown by many private restaurants and by fishery companies who raise them in small sea water tanks. Yummy! Hopefully they are safe. 

 

I cant imagine the epidemic that would have to occur to actually make me stop eating oysters.  Maybe I’ll come to Norway! 

[Whitehouse 872]

7 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

The little train that could meets up with the little wheelchair that couldn’t.

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Graphic depiction (and location scouting). Courtesy of the movie "Flodder".

[charon 4,943]

Nick stuff at 4am from a clothing recycling bin, and get caught in the door.

 

https://infotel.ca/newsitem/donation-box-death/cp441268803

 

[charon 4,943]

Cut your penis off with a pair of scissors.

 

http://www.sqoop.co.ug/201807/four-one-one/55-year-old-man-dies-after-chopping-off-his-manhood-with-scissors.html

 

[bladan 293]

Ok - we all die.That means: D_E-A-D.  How die, or how not to die, that is the question. What is the MOST interesting way to die, ever? Surely this must be the MOST INTERESTING QUESTION FACING US.

Look at the skeleton of a man crushed by an enormous stone while trying to flee the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD. He wasn't quick enough. Perhaps a dose of anabolic steroids would have saved him?

 

 

 

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

Death by toilet brush.