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http://www.tribune242.com/news/2018/sep/14/beaten-death-conch-shell/?news

 

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6 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Peter Barclay, who performed under the name 'Master Terafan Greydragon', has died after being impaled by his own two metre long lance during a medieval re-enactment performance.

 

 

“No no! I said make sure the ARMOR is real and the LANCE is fake”

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7 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Peter Barclay, who performed under the name 'Master Terafan Greydragon', has died after being impaled by his own two metre long lance during a medieval re-enactment performance.

 

https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/medieval-knight-dies-after-impaling-himself-on-lance-20181011-p508yo.html

 

 

But on a happier note, that pesky boil is no longer.

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1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

 

“No no! I said make sure the ARMOR is real and the LANCE is fake”

 

 

"ARMOR" was fake.

 

As its ARMOUR :)

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59 minutes ago, bladan said:

An Indian man died in a Mumbai hospital, on Saturday, after he got sucked into an MRI machine after carrying a metal oxygen cylinder into the room

 

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1620976/3-indian-man-dies-freak-accident-gets-sucked-mri-machine/

 

:clivedunn:

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said:

 

:clivedunn:

 

 

History repeats itself - MRI machines hate humans

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3 minutes ago, bladan said:

History repeats itself - MRI machines hate humans

 

It's the exact same story; same name, same date but a different publisher.

 

Whitehouse's link: http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/29/man-dies-sucked-mri-machine-visiting-relative-hospital-7269413/

Your link: https://tribune.com.pk/story/1620976/3-indian-man-dies-freak-accident-gets-sucked-mri-machine/

 

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Police say a brawl between a passenger and a bus driver led to the bus plunging off a bridge in southwestern China Sunday. All 15 people on board are presumed dead.

An eight-second surveillance video released by Chongqing city police on its Weibo social media account shows the two people arguing and grappling with each other in the moments before the bus suddenly veered across oncoming traffic and off the bridge Sunday morning. 

Video included!
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A young rugby player who was left paralysed after eating a slug for a dare has diedSam Ballard, from Sydney, was 19 when contracted a rare disease after swallowing the animal, which he didn't know had been infected with rat lungworm.  Shortly after eating the slug he was diagnosed with eosinophilic meningo-encephalitis, which later caused him to fall into a coma for 420 days, and spend three years in hospital.

Eight years after falling ill it was announced that Sam passed away on Friday, November 2. He was 28.

His parents said the news of his death came as a real slug to the gut.
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First Utah man to die from rabies in decades, because he and his wife let bats lick their fingers and let them walk around on their bed:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6370619/Utah-man-55-bats-eat-hand-states-rabies-death-1944.html

 

Now there's a gofundme for their funeral costs.

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4 hours ago, alt obits guy said:

Blogger Tank Hafertepen dies of silicone genital injections.

 

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/silicone-genital-injection-death-tank-hafertepen

 

 

 

Anybody slightly bored and morbidly interested in the abyss of perversion might want to read this.

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18 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Anybody slightly bored and morbidly interested in the abyss of perversion might want to read this.

 

Good grief.  I've printed this out and given it to my mum to take to her next Women's Institute meeting.   She was only saying the other day that topics of conversation there had become a bit stale.

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Arrogant fucker of an Imperialist tries to take Christianity to somewhere he shouldn't have gone.

 

Prick..

 

Dead.

 

Win.

 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/11/21/us-tourist-killed-reclusive-tribe-illegal-visit-isolated-indian/

 

 

 

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Man gets run over by a Boeing. 

 

This happened at Moscow Airport. An Armenian man was deported from Spain to Moscow. Instead of boarding the next plane to Amenia he legged it and crossed the runway where he was struck by a Greece bound Boeing. They thought they hit an animal but the remains were human... 

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