bladan 293 Posted December 31, 2017 38 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: True! On a serious note, both deaths were in winter, and a sad commentary on how the poor are treated worldwide, but esp here in America. SC Exactly. I'm glad when all this sadness is over. As Skip James (then Cream) put it: I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 293 Posted January 4, 2018 The captain of a 20-seater business jet has been killed today in Finland at the Kittilä airport by the front door of the plane. There were no passengers at the time of the event. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 21, 2018 Man killed in India for not wearing a helmet. Quote Madhyamgram: A 45-year-old man died after being allegedly beaten up by one of the two civic police volunteers who had stopped him for riding a two-wheeler without a helmet on Saturday morning. Witnesses said the volunteers demanded money from Soumen Debnath, a resident of Srinagar in Madhyamgram, North 24-Parganas, before the assault. Some residents of the area who saw Debnath slump to the ground took him to Madhyamgram Grameen Hospital, where he was declared dead on arrival. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 29, 2018 Man dies after being sucked into MRI machine while visiting relative in hospital (Dramatic reconstruction) I guess he's in a different dimension... 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 29, 2018 Bah I posted the MRI story elsewhere, hadn't seen this one, sorry. I just had an MRI on my knee....anyone calling 'bs' to this story and/or headline? SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 31, 2018 Lee Goggin, the Texas man who was seriously injured when a St. Johns County sand dune collapsed on him Sunday, has died. Goggin was not breathing when he was pulled from a sand dune where he had been digging while visiting the beach. Goggin was taken to Flagler Hospital, where he was reportedly unable to breathe on his own. After the family walked down the beach with their young children to play and "burn some energy," Goggin started to dig a tunnel in the sand dune near the beach walkover, Burt said. Deputies said they learned a child, at one point, was in the tunnel but then exited it. Goggin at some point had turned around in the tunnel and started to dig backward when the entire dune collapsed, burying Goggin. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 377 Posted February 1, 2018 eaten by ants http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/04/why-this-man-decided-to-be-eaten-alive-by-ants-is-a-mystery-5088202/ imagen if he had been handcuffed to a stake 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,963 Posted February 1, 2018 6 hours ago, runebomme said: eaten by ants http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/04/why-this-man-decided-to-be-eaten-alive-by-ants-is-a-mystery-5088202/ imagen if he had been handcuffed to a stake Obviously a fan of "100 Years of Solitude". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 1, 2018 Trophy Hunter ends up being a trophy himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Whitehouse said: Trophy Hunter ends up being a trophy himself. Looks like an Animal Antic to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted February 2, 2018 Serves the fucker right 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Looks like an Animal Antic to me. Nope. Animals don't shoot rifles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,436 Posted February 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Whitehouse said: Nope. Animals don't shoot rifles. I beg to differ. Here's a case of cold blooded murder where the killer got away with it through the cunning disguise of being a dog. Also happens a lot in the US, when people dress their dogs up with guns, and then paws get near guns, and Darwin Awards happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 2, 2018 Soon to be sprayed under a school swing set near you... An investigation is underway after a man died when he fell into a tire shredder while on the job. Byron Jones, 26, was killed at a tire recycling plant in Texas on Friday. Jones couldn’t get free from a tire shredder after being caught in the machine and the company didn’t realize what happened until co-workers reported Jones missing. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 8, 2018 Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died pleasuring themselves. One man whilst wearing pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit as well as a plastic bag over his head, died after sitting next to a heater as he tried to melt slices of cheese on his body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5367569/Masturbation-kills-100-Germans-year-study-finds.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,587 Posted February 8, 2018 59 minutes ago, Cat O'Falk said: Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died pleasuring themselves. One man whilst wearing pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit as well as a plastic bag over his head, died after sitting next to a heater as he tried to melt slices of cheese on his body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5367569/Masturbation-kills-100-Germans-year-study-finds.html Fucking Daily Heil clickbait headline. Masturbation doesn't kill you, being stupid kills you. Otherwise, presumably, had he just been sitting next to a heater trying to melt slices of cheese on his body while wearing the pantyhose, raincoat, diving suit and plastic bag over his head but doing the Die Welt crossword, he wouldn't have died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, time said: Masturbation doesn't kill you Give me 10 mins and I'll check. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 8, 2018 Well not this time anyway 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,587 Posted February 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Well not this time anyway That's good; I'm impressed. It would have taken me longer than 10 minutes to get into the diving suit... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 8, 2018 To be honest it took me most of the 10 minutes to select my favourite emoji for having a wank! There wasn't a chicken to choke but I decided throttling a vulture was the closest I was going to get! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 8, 2018 50 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: To be honest it took me most of the 10 minutes to select my favourite emoji for having a wank! There wasn't a chicken to choke but I decided throttling a vulture was the closest I was going to get! FTFY 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Grim Up North said: Well not this time anyway Ahhh, but are you German? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Ahhh, but are you German? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: "Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study ...." The study is limited to Germans, GUN. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 9, 2018 Ah of course! I am an idiot - cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
