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A male bonding weekend, perhaps?

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A male bonding weekend, perhaps?

 

They should go on a cruise togeather. Or they should go to counseling. I would love to have something like that on DVD.

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I got it wrong.Im sorry.It looks like Ariel Sharon will hold on to life for a while yet

 

You're kidding! I would never have guessed in a million years that it was false information

:(:(

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Oh do be quiet.

 

My problems with iain are about to reach their end.

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What, you mean Michael Foot will die this weekend and we'll all be happy again?

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Ariel Sharon out of intensive care.

He'll be back in panto in no time. You can't keep a good vegetable down.

I'm amazed that he's still alive. If he makes it to 2007 I'll put him on my DDP team.

 

regards,

Hein

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so much for his imminent death :)

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Who said immenent death Phantom? Only Iain I think. A 'noticeable improvement' means he was almost clinically dead now he's desperately ill. He's fat, he's old, he's got serious health problems. Have faith.

 

Not this week, but probably this year and almost certainly in the WDP window.

 

Respect to a fighter but he's only going to get better if he's up, about and exercising....of which there's no chance unless the things we thought we knew about his brain are lies.

 

I think this is one ariel from which the signal has gone, permanently.

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Remember this guy?

Anyway, he's winning awards now.

 

Looks like he will make it until 2007, unless they pull the plug.

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Remember this guy?

Anyway, he's winning awards now.

 

Looks like he will make it until 2007, unless they pull the plug.

 

I was wondering what had happened with him recently.

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I was wondering what had happened with him recently.

Thanks for that insight, Phantom.

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I was wondering what had happened with him recently.

Thanks for that insight, Phantom.

 

Give it a rest, Star Crossed.

Post using your own account or F**k off.

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I was wondering what had happened with him recently.

Thanks for that insight, Phantom.

 

Give it a rest, Star Crossed.

Post using your own account or F**k off.

 

Water off a duck's back, Windsor.

Not all of Star Crossed's comments on the forums are as informative as he's led himself to believe.

I was scouring online news articles yesterday to see if there was any update on Sharon, it's good to see a new article even if it's not regarding his current health status

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a doctor friend of mine said he thought Sharon coul d live another 10 years in a coma if he is physically strong

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a doctor friend of mine said he thought Sharon coul d live another 10 years in a coma if he is physically strong

 

The same doctor friend who said I was a fool as I didn't believe Sharon was going to die back in June/July? "if you knew anything about medicine, you would know his days are numbered." I think I recall you quoting, Iain....

 

Make your mind up, you stupid boy.

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a doctor friend of mine said he thought Sharon coul d live another 10 years in a coma if he is physically strong

 

Is his doctorate in poetry or summat? No way will the fatster linger a decade. The blood clotting, congestive lung problems and scale of the original bleed are all against him. Months for sure, a year after the worst maybe, beyond that.....

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Israeli ex-prime minister, Ariel Sharon, has been transferred to intensive care with a heart infection.

 

Sharon taken to intensive care

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Israeli ex-prime minister, Ariel Sharon, has been transferred to intensive care with a heart infection.

 

Sharon taken to intensive care

Fingers crossed. He's in my DDP squad.

 

I wonder if his friends call him Shazza?

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Might I respectfully suggest we change the strap line away from 'likely victim of assassination'

 

How about:

 

He's fat, he's f**ked, he offers Deadpool luck.

 

Just an idea, like.

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I doubt that he's fat anymore. I would imagine that a stroke as severe as that would be more effective than the Atkins diet, Special K and a spell in Champney's combined in shedding those excess pounds. As alternative diets go, a bit extreme perhaps, but it will get results.

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Okay, how about:

 

He once was fat

He sure is f**ked

And when he goes

We'll have deadpool luck.

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Okay, how about:

 

He once was fat

He sure is f**ked

And when he goes

We'll have deadpool luck.

F**ked and luck don't rhyme. You might get away with it MPFC in a chant at Shaddongate United but this is the Deathlist. How about "Ariel Sharon, nearly gone" (if it has to rhyme)? Or "Ariel Sharon, Yom Kipper" (if it doesn't)?

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