Lady Die 63 Posted February 26, 2006 The first case of Bird Flu on an EU farm has been confirmed. French Turkey Farm has bird flu outbreak. Right then...let's repeat the actions of the French during the Foot-and-mouth outbreak. Ban all sales of French Poultry. Ban all sales of French lamb, Ban all sales of French beef, bread, letters etc. Just as a precaution, like. Was that pun intended? French ... letters ... precaution... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted February 26, 2006 Just a thought - and that would make some startling headlines. Shouldn't that read "Starling Headlines?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 28, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted February 28, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat German crack suicide birds in full effect - next they'll be sending squadrons of the little kraut blighters over to plummet down and kill our cats. Only one thing for it - scramble the RAF tonight we hit Berlin with a 1000 Lancaster Bombers dropping incendiary lemsips.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 1, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat The birds are finally getting revenge on the cats who stupidly attack their infected friends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted March 1, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat The birds are finally getting revenge on the cats who stupidly attack their infected friends... Is this the avian equivalent of walking into a crowded restaurant with a jacket full of explosives? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 2, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat I'm now waiting for the headlines "Bird flu now in dog" "Goat goes down with A (H5N1) Virus" "Fresian Cattle now infected" "Killer 'Flu shocks equine world" "Old Woman Dead (of course)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bald rick 9 Posted March 3, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat I'm now waiting for the headlines "Bird flu now in dog" "Goat goes down with A (H5N1) Virus" "Fresian Cattle now infected" "Killer 'Flu shocks equine world" "Old Woman Dead (of course)" Now you mention it, I don't remember the "H5N1 attacks insect world" or "Spider dies of New strain of Avian Flu" headlines. Maybe they were hushed up by the Chinese government. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 9, 2006 Chinese girl, aged 9, dies of Bird Flu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 9, 2006 Bird flu now in Stone Martens, coming to a mammal near you soon on its European tour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 15, 2006 Bird flu has been found in a cat I'm now waiting for the headlines "Bird flu now in dog" "Goat goes down with A (H5N1) Virus" "Fresian Cattle now infected" "Killer 'Flu shocks equine world" "Old Woman Dead (of course)" Bird Flu now in dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted March 18, 2006 Due to the broad availability of air travel, a plane-load of drooling flu-zombies could arrive at an airport near YOU at any time. Every cloud has a silver lining, though, particularly for those hawking sundry protective systems and books containing "sound advice"... Roll Up! Roll Up! Buy your H5N1 protection clobber here NOW or you and your family could die. Buy this book NOW or you and your family could die. Get the facts NOW or you and your family could die. Remember! You and your family could DIE! AAAaarrrgggghhh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7 Posted March 21, 2006 Due to the wide availability of air travel, a plane-load of drooling flu-zombies could arrive at an airport near YOU at any time. Every cloud has a silver lining, though, particularly for those hawking sundry protective systems and books containing "sound advice"... Roll Up! Roll Up! Buy your H5N1 protection clobber here NOW or you and your family could die. Buy this book NOW or you and your family could die. Get the facts NOW or you and your family could die. Remember! You and your family could DIE! AAAaarrrgggghhh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted April 5, 2006 Bird Flu in dead Fife swan, Oh the horror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 6, 2006 Bird Flu in dead Fife swan, Oh the horror. We'd better all lock up our chickens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted April 6, 2006 Bird Flu in dead Fife swan, Oh the horror. We'd better all lock up our chickens. Whatever you do dont count 'em though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,205 Posted April 6, 2006 It may be over here now, dead swans found in Co Antrim being tested for bird flu!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 6, 2006 Exclusive news (Iain style). My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire). Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted April 7, 2006 Exclusive news (Iain style). My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire). Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see. Isn't it mentioned in Wikipedia somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted April 7, 2006 Exclusive news (Iain style). My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire). Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see. Isn't it mentioned in Wikipedia somewhere? Wikipedia is suppose to mention everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7 Posted April 19, 2006 Exclusive news (Iain style). My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire). Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see. Isn't it mentioned in Wikipedia somewhere? Wikipedia is suppose to mention everything. He said no credible source. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted May 4, 2006 Bird Flu in New Jersey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M.Lawrenson 11 Posted November 7, 2006 I've just watched a cheery Horizon documentary about the 'flu pandemic that may well hit the world in the near future. If what was depicted on the 'drama' bits of the documentary (by the looks of things bird 'flu will cause mass non-natural acting in the world's population) come true, then I think dying of it will be easiest way to deal with it. I remember having 'flu in 1991, and my main memory is the days of sheer boredom of staring at the clock tick away until I fell asleep again. Surely death can't be any worse than that... [Topics merged - ff] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted November 7, 2006 Well, it didn't so that's that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted February 4, 2007 Bernard Matthews unhappy at slow pace of entropy in UK turkey flocks; says, "H5N1 should speed it up. I luuurve the soight of distressed, dying and dead poultry. It makes my cock crow." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
