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I'm new to this so apologies if this has been suggested already. Harold Pinter looks to be worth a punt.....

Indeed he does,

 

He has his own thread right here.

 

A surfeit of lager and pies, I suppose that is the Chav equivalent of King John's peaches.

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Actually, I was thinking about Johnny Vegas when I came up with the handle, the chav equivalent would have been a surfeit of Breezer and Pringles I guess. Or Stella and chips......

 

Johnny Vegas with immense gut, wheezy chest and appetite for alcohol must surely be an outside bet for 2006??

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Actually, I was thinking about Johnny Vegas when I came up with the handle, the chav equivalent would have been a surfeit of Breezer and Pringles I guess. Or Stella and chips......

 

Johnny Vegas with immense gut, wheezy chest and appetite for alcohol must surely be an outside bet for 2006??

You're quite right,

 

Chavs do love their brand labels.

 

I suppose Mr. Vegas could have a coronary event in '06,

 

but that would be a major punt.

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A surfeit of lager and pies, I suppose that is the Chav equivalent of King John's peaches.

Lampreys, dear boy, Lampreys. As discussed at some length Here.

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A surfeit of lager and pies, I suppose that is the Chav equivalent of King John's peaches.

Lampreys, dear boy, Lampreys. As discussed at some length Here.

Peaches!

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A surfeit of lager and pies, I suppose that is the Chav equivalent of King John's peaches.

Lampreys, dear boy, Lampreys. As discussed at some length Here.

Peaches!

'1066 and all that' is not the most reliable source.

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A bit like Wikipedia! :P

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you have to include Charlton Heston.Friends and family reported last march he was 'deteriorating rapidly' with his alzheimers and unable to get out of bed.He could die any day now

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Deteriorating rapidly is always a good sign. Not long now before he slips towards my old favourite - "Close relatives say he's just waiting to die"

 

I should have added Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins to my suggestions as well. Surely now he's the undisputed Tragic Wasted Sporting Genius of Ireland it won't be long before he's embroiled in a "15 points behind, with 18 left on the table" nail-biter with St Peter.

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you have to include Charlton Heston.Friends and family reported last march he was 'deteriorating rapidly' with his alzheimers and unable to get out of bed.He could die any day now

and to prove how serious he is about his sex partner Chuckie Heston, Iain has even formed a new thread on him.

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He could die any day now

 

They all say that...

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Media Studies Coursework on Coronation Street

has led me to beleive that they are invincible and none of the cast shall ever die.

 

Betty maybe.

 

The rest shall live forever.

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Media Studies Coursework on Coronation Street

has led me to beleive that they are invincible and none of the cast shall ever die.

 

Betty maybe.

 

The rest shall live forever.

Media Studies, oh deary me.

 

As you are studying this subject, you should know that nobody on TV dies.

 

They merely pass on, to UKTV Gold.

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It looked like a good choice.

Watch telly? sit at the back of the class. Maybe even nap a bit.

 

How wrong i was

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OK. I've got my first ten figured. ironically, one of them has been discussed recently. I just got back from Africa, So I've been away a long time. just a note. Sad about Pryor..he was funny as hell. 3 to go to beat 03!!

 

1. Robert Blake (from stress not execution)

 

2. Mel Gibson (oh, please!!!!)

 

3. Olivia De Haviland (Born 1916, cmon!)

 

4. Brooke Astor (When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go)

 

5. Alan Young (Wilbur From Mr. Ed, born 1919)

 

6. Estelle Getty

 

7. Nancy Reagan (Ronnie's gone, now its her turn)

 

8. Dan Rather ( Sorry, Peter scooped ya again, Danny Boy...)

 

9. Norman Schwarzkopf (He don' look so good...) :wub:

 

10. George Jones (Whew.....White Lightnin')

 

More to come... :angry:

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Welcome back to the forum, Dr. Gill E.Teen.

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Although I find the site funny, here is the truth: Could be any of you guys as well (or anyone for that matter) , so you could try including your names as well.

 

Here is the Creed:

 

"Be in the world as though you were a stranger or a wayfarer."

 

"If you survive till the evening, do not expect to be alive in the morning, and if you survive till the morning, do not expect to be alive in the evening, and take from your health for your sickness, and (take) from your life for your death."

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