Goodnight Vienna 2 Posted November 5, 2005 May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please! ..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken! Regards, Vienna xxxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 5, 2005 May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please! ..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken! Regards, Vienna xxxx You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goodnight Vienna 2 Posted November 5, 2005 May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please! ..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken! Regards, Vienna xxxx You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning Lady Grendel... they may of been still at it at 4am here but I'd taken my pethidene by then to even care what they did..... my sympathies are with you and lets hope a complete ban on public sales of fireworks! Regards Vienna xxxxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 5, 2005 May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please! ..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken! Regards, Vienna xxxx You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning Lady Grendel... they may of been still at it at 4am here but I'd taken my pethidene by then to even care what they did..... my sympathies are with you and lets hope a complete ban on public sales of fireworks! Regards Vienna xxxxx I couldn't agree more Vienna, I've got a 10 stone quivering dog under my computer desk at the moment, if I could get my hands on the A**hole(s) setting the fireworks off I'd stick them right up their A**es! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted November 5, 2005 Fireworks are shite... worse than soccer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goodnight Vienna 2 Posted November 5, 2005 well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin pplso u might as well go to hell I mean drop dead hope that some fireworks will tear u apart mother***kers Nice guy..... probably the 4am firework a**hole! Just who is sick here? The people on the list are old, ill or put their lives in danger because of a cause so death is inevitable or likely but this guy wants to wipe out about 750 people with fireworks? Oh yeah and have some respect for our mothers!!! VIENNA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted November 5, 2005 When I were a lad you used to have the police round if you had a party going on 'til the early hours. I seriously think you should be able to summon them if people are still letting fireworks off after midnight (except on New Year's Eve, allow an extra half hour or so then). It seems that just as one household has finally exhausted its supply, another lot is getting started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 5, 2005 When I were a lad you used to have the police round if you had a party going on 'til the early hours. I seriously think you should be able to summon them if people are still letting fireworks off after midnight (except on New Year's Eve, allow an extra half hour or so then). It seems that just as one household has finally exhausted its supply, another lot is getting started. It is illegal to set them off after 11pm, except for Bonfire Night and Hogmanay when the curfew is 12pm, that may only be in Scotland though. Not that it stops the B*****ds, by the time the police actually send someone out to investigate, the perpretators are long gone. In parts of Glasgow firefighters are getting a police escort tonight as the new sport among neds/chavs seems to be 'attack a fireman', earlier this year a toddler was shot dead in Glasgow by an idiot shooting an air gun at firemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 5, 2005 The most depressing thing I have discovered is that out of all the music I have played for my dog, AC/DC, Whitesnake,Alice Cooper,Dio and Rammstein, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' seems to work the best, he is snoozing soundly to 'Comfortably Numb' while fireworks are still going off around us, perhaps PF could get vets to sell their CD's next year instead of pills! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Revelations Posted November 6, 2005 Anyone letting off fireworks after 11pm should be sent to work in Iraq as a security guard for 12 months. That would cure the bastards' love of loud noises. Lets start rounding up the chavs & hoodies now and start some square bashing so that they will be ready for the coming conscription needed after we go into Iran with America following the soon to come Israeli air strikes and subsequent turmoil. And the seven headed serpent shall rise up with the great satan and send the hooded spotty ones to spill their blood on the soil of Babylon. And there was a great rejoicing throught the land, for anyone found with the mark of the beast (Burberry) was cast into the great pit. Revelations 22.11.5 I wish.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bald rick 9 Posted November 7, 2005 I found a pretty decent remedy to the annoyance of non-stop fireworks -we spent the weekend in Paris. (no, not the rioting suburbs, but the un-fire-bombed (and expensive) centre). I highly recommend it to you for future years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted November 7, 2005 They keep giving me flashbacks to the time I was in 'Nam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 7, 2005 Mt Tumbledown for me, although I'm not afflicted with the nervous reactions some ex-squaddies mention. Mainly because the Argentinian artillery, such as it was, didn't sound as loud as fireworks so there's no deja vu around this time of year. Maybe if people let off fireworks and threw a handful of peat..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest An Unhappy Life Posted November 8, 2005 I was gang raped by aliens 15 years ago on guy fawkes night, they used the fireworks as cover for their space ship landing in my back garden in Bromley. Every time I hear a firework explode, my bottom tightens and I go weak at the knees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted November 8, 2005 It must have taken them thousands of years to get here ... I wonder how they knew they were going to arrive on the 5th of November? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted November 8, 2005 (I like fireworks) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted November 9, 2005 (I like fireworks) Me too. As long as they are not in my neighborhood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted November 9, 2005 well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin pplso u might as well go to hell I mean drop dead hope that some fireworks will tear u apart mother***kers Are you a member of the Bee Gees? Round of applause from the C'sND household for that one! I think we should see if we can get them to release it as a single in time for Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted November 9, 2005 (I like fireworks) Me too. Having been born on November 5th I think its a been conditioned into me. Loud bangs=Presents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Himler Posted February 3, 2006 I was gang raped by aliens 15 years ago on guy fawkes night, they used the fireworks as cover for their space ship landing in my back garden in Bromley. Every time I hear a firework explode, my bottom tightens and I go weak at the knees You too? I'm not mad after all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted November 2, 2006 Hoo-bloody-ray! Fireworks on public sale for the final time here and dutifully I'll be putting on a splendid (as splendid as twenty bucks worth can be)back lawn display. Hopefully the gunjalings are old enough to remember that which I remember so fondly from my childhood, dad half-pissed and pretending second degree burns don't hurt. Happy days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted November 2, 2006 How many countries in the world, apart from good old Blighty, build bonfires at this time of the year? Do the Scots and Welsh build bonfires on November 5? Do the Aussies and New Zealanders. Do they celebrate Papal demise in New England? What about the Indians? I suppose they throw the wife in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
